Nellie Bertram Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Special projects manager who declared herself regional manager.

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1. Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I go from casual work friends to actual good friends. The only thing standing in our way is the contempt he seems to feel for me.

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52046

2. Call me a lame man, but I wish there was some real food here. You know, like hamburgers... Or Oreos... Or a pizza pie or, what's another food that we like?

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52116

3. What I wouldn't give for a big mess of tacos right now!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52118

4. Brilliant!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52120

5. Yes, I can do that. For, um, for two tacos, we'd probably need about what 20... $20? Or $25? $20?

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52122

6. $30, yes!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52124

7. I've never eaten a taco. I'm not entirely sure what they are. As long as they're not slimy, and please god don't let them have eyes!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52125

8. Oh, great! Okay, oh... Oh, these tacos!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52159

9. Mmm! Uhh Mmmm... Oh! Hmmph!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52161

10. I got your voicemail. From ' from last night.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52277

11. And the answer' is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52279

12. Oh. Oh, I'll tell you what he does.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52380

13. Do you think I'd like that, or is it important to have an Asian fetish?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52387

14. Can I do it, Pam? Can I put off a gold Arabian sandal?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52458

15. Oh!

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52460

16. Oh, gosh.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52462

17. Thank you. I'm' so stupid.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52464

18. Oh, god, Pam. Don't get me started.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52466

19. You've just got me started. Robert' is' a filthy beast. I mean, don't you get the feeling, he's just thinking of fifteen different ways to do you?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52468

20. I mean, the man talks of nothing but sex.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52470

21. I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52472

22. Pam, what is your address? I'm gonna send you a pair of these gold harem shoes. Oh, no. You don't '

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52474

23. Oh yes. Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52475

24. Things are looking up. I might be a mother soon. I have MasterCard right where I want them. And' I have a new friend. A friend. At work.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52476

25. Oh God.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52555

26. No, you don't understand-

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52557

27. I don't need anyone to-

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52559

28. That's not even a thing.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52561

29. Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52563

30. Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52565

31. Why don't you clean the carpets for today?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52567

32. You're welcome. Up you get then. Pick yourself up. There it is.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52569

33. You don't need to-

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52571

34. Well, I don't want any soup.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52642

35. Oh come on, Andy!

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52644

36. You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52681

37. What?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52685

38. Oh, get out, skeleton man!

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52691

39. May I say one thing?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52765

40. The quality of mercy is not strained.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52767

41. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52769

42. It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52771

43. Special projects manager, that's my background. I just go around doing whatever I want.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52774

44. Oh, yes, yes I see that! Perfect.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52837

45. It sounds amazing, tell us all about it.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52843

46. Wonderful, thanks.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52845

47. Brilliant.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52847

48. Not necessarily

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52926

49. Oh, I would rather watch you and your talented friends.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52944

50. I'm very self-conscious about my feet.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52948

51. Once again, I understand that old habits die hard, but if everyone would kindly walk their refuse to the trash bins instead of tossing them, then we would'[hit in the face with trash]

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53019

52. Oh, it's nothing to do with me. I just happen to be sitting near to where the bins are.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53021

53. Fluke.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53023

54. Get excited. The special projects fairy has arrived.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53062

55. Today, I launch my big charity initiative 'Operation Give Back'. Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far but, this one is about charity. So, I'd like to see him piss on that one.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53064

56. With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53079

57. There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53081

58. Dwight, what about you?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53087

59. Thank you, Andy.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53090

60. Dwight, you will be participating.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53092

61. Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53094

62. Great, thank you.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53096

63. Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53098

64. Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Give Back.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53101

65. You support the Taliban abroad. So I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53157

66. Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53159

67. When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53162

68. Looking for this?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53163

69. Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53165

70. Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53167

71. I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53169

72. In that case, you... will have to chop off my hand.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53171

73. I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53173

74. Is it gonna be long?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53231

75. Oh, a movie. What is this?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53266

76. That is absolutely revolting!

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53302

77. He is so good, though.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53304

78. The way he just cuts off his arm.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53306

79. Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53308

80. Well, it doesn't make you stupid.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53310

81. Stupid like you.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53312

82. Like you.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53314

83. You're the stupid one.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53316

84. You're the stupid one.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53318

85. Hmm? Oh'oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. Fine, fine, fine. I'm mean, I d'I just don't wanna'burden you with my massive stress freak outs!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53353

86. It's just that I am taking my driver's license test in two days, and I need to practice with an experienced driver in the car. But I've had no time to do that, thanks to 'Demandy'...[Points to Andy's office with her thumb]. I just want to hit the open road and drive, man! But'in who's car?

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53355

87. [sighs]

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53357

88. Oh, Pam, thank you! You are my savior!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53359

89. This is my research into how we might produce child-proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts. We can't. And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53363

90. Well, it turns out, you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53365

91. Wife of Barack, loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53367

92. Mmmm'the thing is Pam, I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving, so, I might as well get good at it.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53393

93. Whhooooo!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53395

94. Yeeeeahhhh! It's almost unbelievable!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53410

95. Well, you know how Andy has been really salting my onions, lately.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53412

96. Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online, I remembered that news story about Michelle Obama having white relatives, and I just knew he would eat that up!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53414

97. Pam, I barely know how to turn on my computer.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53416

98. Pam!.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53419

99. Oh, still, it must great to have something else going on outside of work.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53442

100. That is brilliant, Pam. I would love to see some of your work.

     Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53444