Kelly Kapoor Quotes from The Office (page 2)

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1. Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ...

   Season 2 · Episode 18 · Quote 7971

2. So, how's your day been?

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3. Yeah, it doesn't help that Stanley's daughter's such a slut.

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4. Second opinion on what?

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5. Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and

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6. I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.

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7. Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!

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8. And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said 'Is it okay if I sip it?' and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.

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9. Six.

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10. So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. I mean not everything, Jim. I promise, I'm not that kind of...

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11. We're having the best conversation.

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12. So, I was looking so hot...

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13. Oh, sure, I can definitely help you with that. Okay? Please hold.

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14. But then we wouldn't have any meetings.

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15. Okay. Bye, Toby.

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16. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Hello? Yes, I am so, so sorry. Yeah, actually, I don't have that information just yet. Uh-huh. Listen, do you mind if I put you on a brief hold? Okay.

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17. I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.

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18. To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.

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19. Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. Maybe he did it.

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20. That is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you.

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21. Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?

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22. You look so pretty.

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23. Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.

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24. My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.

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25. Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?

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26. And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.

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27. So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.

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28. You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.

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29. I love it!

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30. You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.

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31. Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!

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32. Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!

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33. It's

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34. What?

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35. No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.

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36. Isn't that like your third soda today?

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37. Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news! You must feel so sad.

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38. Ugh, no that thing is

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39. [crying]

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40. I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan for him to know that we have a date tonight?

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41. You told us we had to.

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42. Because they acted all tough and everything...

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43. But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to...

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44. I can't believe that Ryan is not back yet. Where could they be?

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45. Oh my God, I'm so worried.

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46. I don't know. Dwight's so weird.

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47. No, he's a freak.

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48. Here you go.

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49. It's not a dress. It's a kurta.

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50. You look so handsome.

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51. I know.

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52. I...

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53. I don't get why you won't go. Did I do something wrong? I mean, I thought we were really close friends.

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54. Well, go with Dwight. He's single, too. Right?

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55. Um... Diwali is awesome... and there's food... and there's going to be dancing... and... Oh! I got the raddest outfit. It has, um...

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56. Sparkles...

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57. Oh, um... I don't know. It's really old, I think.

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58. Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.

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59. Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.

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60. Don't even listen to them. They're so...

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61. I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!

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62. Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...

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63. Um, well, basically, it's like a really big party, and everybody gets super-dressed up, and there's a bunch of different gods, and each of the gods has a special power, like the Care Bears, you know?

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64. Like, an Indian Halloween?

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65. Um, customer service.

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66. What? I'm not Muslim!

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67. She's so wonderful.

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68. If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.

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69. Ahhhhh! I'm so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! This is the best day of my whole l ife!

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70. Jim!

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71. Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!

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72. Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!

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73. I just told you.

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74. Looks like salmon.

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75. I eat beef.

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76. Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.

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77. What d'ya think?

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78. See, I told you. You want one Meredith?

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79. Well that blows.

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80. Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...

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81. Hello, Ryan.

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82. Oh, thank you. Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?

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83. Well, I didn't get you anything, because you have treated me inconsiderately, and I'm not gonna stand for that anymore.

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84. Wait, Ryan, you're not mean. You're adorable. I'm so sorry. I got you a present, too. But then when I got to work, I didn't see anything on my desk from you, so I threw it away. And then Asuncion took the trash out, that's why I think it's in the dumpster. I'm so sorry. I'm the worst.

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85. No, you paid money for that CD.

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86. I don't understand.

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87. You don't have to scream at me.

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88. Sometimes.

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89. Don't dump me while I'm in the dumpster. Just go back inside if you're so cold. I'll just stay in the dumpster.

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90. Who's eating all these apples?

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91. And what are these? Are... Why are there egg yolks in here? Aren't you supposed to eat the yolks?

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92. Do you think I should diet?

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93. No, I'm scared.

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94. Uh huh. Hold me.

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95. I have the munchies. I'm gonna get some of those chocolate wafers.

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96. Eighty-six. Eighty-seven. Eighty-eight. Eighty-nine.

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97. Dunder-Mifflin customer service, this is Kelly.

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98. Oh my god, Jim. How are you ? I wanted to tell you ... .

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99. Well I don't even think the stripper was that hot. Do you guys think she was hot?

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100. Do what? I just asked you a question.

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