Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 66)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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1. I've gotta go, but you know what? Team Halpert, ok? You're gonna crush it, you're gonna smash it.OK, good luck!

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2. Hey, how'd the interview go?

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3. I can't wait to hear about it later. Do you want to come in at eight? And uh, don't eat because I'm ordering in.

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4. I'll make it worth your while, I promise.

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5. Alright, love you.

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6. Hey! Back here.

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7. Si, senor.

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8. Oh man. I'm so sorry. Are you alright?

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9. Are you kidding? We're in Philly. We're having dinner together. And this is just consolation champagne. It's from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis. Here.

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10. Alright. So, tell me all about it.

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11. Tell me about the cologne. How much?

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12. You're definitely hoarding this by the way.

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13. Austin Powers.

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14. Ferris Bueller.

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15. Not Night at the Roxbury.

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16. I'm sorry, how did you think I was expected to guess that?

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17. It's fascinating.

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18. That's amazing. Well, listen. You can't win 'em all, right?

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19. So, next interview has to be better.

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20. What do you mean? Of course it will. You're amazing.

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21. Huh. This is a little out of left field.

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22. And I have started a business in Philadelphia.

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23. My condolences.

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24. OK. Now, what do we got in these two pails?

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25. I'm sure... I'm sure she's in a better place.

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26. OK. This is crazy. You can't make a dirt ball.

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27. OK.

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28. Ooh, red velvet. I should apologize too.

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29. Oh man.

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30. Oh boy, please don't. Let's not let that happen.

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31. What was I gonna- What was I gonna say?

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32. Not that Ryan Howard. Um, the Phillies' first baseman.

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33. Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

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34. Yeah. So, uh, I'll uh, talk to you later?

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35. Ok great.

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36. Bye.

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37. Hey man, how you doin'? Jim Halpert.

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38. Let's go to the conference room.

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39. With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they've retired your number.

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40. Right?

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41. Yep.

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42. Wow.

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43. Based on his nickname. Like it already. Let me guess, it's autobiographical.

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44. OK

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45. Space dust.

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46. Sure, yeah. Hollywood. Alright.

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47. Ok, great.

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48. 'Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh.'

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49. Smart.

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50. 'Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.'

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51. 'Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!'

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52. 'Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you.'

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53. Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.

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54. 'Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.'

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55. I don't know how we'd go about doing that.

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56. We'll look into it.

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57. We gotta get him.

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58. We're gonna go get him.

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59. We're gonna get him.

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60. Hey, Toby. Um, I wanted to ask you a question.

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61. It's a little, uh, personal.

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62. I wanted to talk to you about your divorce.

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63. Sorry. I'no, no, no, what I meant'what I meant actually was'

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64. You guys obviously went through some tough times leading up to it.

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65. Okay. I was wondering if you ever did any couple's counseling.

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66. No, no, no, no, no. Uh, we're just starting couple's counseling. Uh, which doesn't sound any better.

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67. That's all right.

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68. So how does it work? It's like, you know, the action of talking to a third party breaks up the log jam, or'

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69. Mm-hmm.

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70. If I didn't do certain things without telling Pam, she'd be married to Roy.

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71. If she can just hang on for a little while longer, I'this will be so huge for our family.

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72. What do you mean?

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73. That's kind of an impossible question.

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74. Well, if Pam says she won't go, then'we're gonna need a lot more than counseling. Hmph.

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75. Hey. I just wanted to say that you woke up early with the kids and let me sleep and I really appreciate that.

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76. No shame in that. Get it all out in the open.

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77. Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices. Because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing to run the house while I'm in Philly.

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78. Mmhm.

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79. Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do 'opportunities.'

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80. An Earl Grey tea for the lady.

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81. Thank you. I like being appreciated. But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way because I felt like a tea anyway. So, one trip.

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82. Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity to hang out with your mom more. So let me just put this in my calendar.

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83. Thank you. Your mom is a treasure.

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84. Hey that's work, hold on. Hey Wade, did Cole Hamels call back or what? Great. Good.

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85. Ok to speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. I think that's a little unfair.

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86. I guess I will swallow my truth.

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87. I know this was really weird, and it was really hard. But I think we're making progress. So I'm really sorry that I have to go but let's keep at this. Ok?

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88. Thanks.

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89. Bye.

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90. Hey! I...

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91. I love you.

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92. I'm taking some time off from work'well, my other work'because we needed it.

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93. It's great.

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94. But that doesn't matter. This does. It's the only thing that matters. We've had some really nice days together.

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95. Beesly! Oh, my god.

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96. Ah, definitely blue.

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97. For now, yeah. I was spreading myself way too thin'

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98. Uh, well, it took me a while, but I finally realized that I can't give 100% to two things at once you know.

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99. Huh. Well, you know, you can't have everything so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest. You just go all in for what's most important. That's my new thing.

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100. Smasher!

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