Jan Levinson Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Corporate VP, candle entrepreneur.

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1. Just the one.

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2. Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?

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3. We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.

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4. What's the bottom line?

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5. I don't think Christian has time for that.

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6. Oh no, Michael, Michael, please. No, really.

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7. We'd been fighting for a while-

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8. He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it. But he also knew that I did. I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.

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9. I was stupid.

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10. Uh-

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11. Bye... thanks. Yes!

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12. We got it!

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13. I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.

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14. Let's go.

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15. I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.

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16. And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I've also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m.

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17. What?

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18. What do you mean?

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19. Michael. I need you to take this seriously.

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20. Michael-

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21. Are you hearing me?

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22. This is a very important-

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23. I'll see you in ten minutes.

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24. Michael.

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25. I am returning your many calls.

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26. No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.

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27. Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.

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28. I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.

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29. Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.

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30. Michael.

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31. Are the cameras with you...

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32. ...in your office?

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33. We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?

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34. I'm good; how are you?

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35. Nice to see you.

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36. Can we please go in your office?

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37. Thank you.

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38. Nice to see you too, Michael.

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39. Not like that.

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40. You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.

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41. Period.

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42. Do we understand each other.

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43. So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?

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44. No.

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45. Fine.

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46. How is that a business question?

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47. Please don't smell me, Michael.

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48. Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting is it happening right now?

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49. Great. Very good.

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50. That sounds serious, Michael.

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51. I can't, I can't-

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52. Please sit down.

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53. You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.

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54. Please, sit yourself down.

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55. What, Michael.

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56. Because nothing did, Michael. It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same

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57. No, Dwight; come in.

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58. Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?

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59. That's a serious offense!

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60. Oh! Michael, for God sakes!

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61. No.

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62. Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna step outside, collect my thoughts, and I will return in about ten minutes.

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63. Thank you, Dwight.

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64. Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you. Do you have a light?

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65. I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.

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66. K?

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67. Michael, now is not the time or the place.

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68. No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.

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69. Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'

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70. Michael, it has nothing-

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71. With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.

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72. Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?

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73. And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-

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74. At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?

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75. Ohhh, God.

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76. I am not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder Mifflin business.

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77. Period.

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78. Do we understand each other?

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79. Okay, let me make something clear. As embarrassing as this is, I feel that it needs to be said. There is nothing romantic or sexual going on with Michael and myself.

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80. The other night, I gave him a polite congratulatory kiss because he just closed the biggest deal of his career. And that's it. If anything else has been implied, Dwight, or inferred, Michael, Creed, it's just not true, okay? It's not true. So... Is everyone straight on that?

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81. Never for me always means never, ever, ever.

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82. What?

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83. What did you say, Michael?

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84. Did you call my ex?

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85. Gould, you said, Gould.

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86. How dare you, Michael? My personal life is off-limits to you.

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87. Okay, how dare you do that?

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88. Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?

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89. I mean...

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90. Hello, Michael.

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91. Can we come in?

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92. Thank you very much.

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93. Brenda.

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94. Oh, really? A surprise visit from his boss?

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95. A booze cruise? What do you mean?

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96. Michael, we discussed the IRS's regulations.

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97. Okay, this event has to have legitimate business content to be tax deductible.

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98. We discussed that.

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99. Good. This is Brenda Matlow from corporate training.

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100. I thought she could attend tonight, and if your event is appropriate, you could give it to other branches.

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