Ryan

I finally mastered commitment.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59788

Kevin

What was that stuff?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59789

Ravi

Hey, has anyone seen Ryan' or Kelly?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59790

Kevin

Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together.

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Ravi

Oh, that's it. Here. Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time.

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Kevin

Oh, I don't know.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59793

Nellie

Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will' who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59794

Kevin

Hey, this is better.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59795

Nellie

Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59796

Nellie

If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. Won't we?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59797

Michael

I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59798

Darryl

Thank you go much.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59799

Dwight

Good night.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59800

Toby

Good luck.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59801

Val

Great. It was really fun.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59802

Dwight

Good evening.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59803

Val

The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59804

Darryl

Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. No offense. You going, Toby?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59805

Toby

Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59806

Andy

It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59807

Meredith

You have to go, Toby.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59808

Pete

Yeah, come on, Tobes.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59809

Val

Come on.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59810

Toby

Yeah. I'll stop by.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59811

Pete

There he is!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59812

Pam

I need to get out of this dress.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59813

Jim

I gotta get out of this dress.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59814

Carol Stills

Oh, I'm sorry Pam.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59815

Jim

What's going on?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59816

Pam

Why are you still here?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59817

Carol

I'm so sorry. They were an hour late.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59818

Jim

No, really, what's going on?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59819

Pam

Okay, Okay. Um' so' this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just' I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture' and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59820

Jim

Sorry, how long have you been showing the house?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59821

Pam

About 2 months

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59822

Jim

That's why it's so clean.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59823

Pam

Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59824

Jim

I mean, you were gonna do this without me?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59825

Pam

Well, you' you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59826

Jim

Oh' okay. Where would we go?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59827

Pam

Austin? Maybe.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59828

Jim

I promise you, you don't have to do this for me.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59829

Pam

I'm doing it for us.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59830

Jim

The last'

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59831

Buyer

Okay. We'll take it.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59832

Jim

Hold on a second. The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about'

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59833

Pam

Hold on a second. Wait, what did you just say?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59834

Buyer

We wanna buy your house.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59835

Jim

You wanna do this?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59836

Pam

I wanna do this.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59837

Jim

You really want to do this?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59838

Pam

I really want to do this!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59839

Jim

Oh my God!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59840

Jim

Hey, Darryl.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59841

Darryl

What? All right!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59842

Pam

We're so excited.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59843

Phyllis

Cool.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59844

Woman

Oh, that's for PBS executives only.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59845

Stanley

I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59846

David Wallace

I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59847

Oscar

Thank you David.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59848

Pam

Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper',which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. And go ahead!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59849

Pam

Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just'I kind of meant just everybody from the office.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59850

Photographer

Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. Smiles, everybody, smiles. All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59851

Jim

Let's go outside

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59852

Pam

Okay.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59853

Stanley

Okay, I need a drink.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59854

Kevin

Yeah, we all need a drink. What the'there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59855

Meredith

Hey, bottom drawer.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59856

Kevin

Yes!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59857

Pam

Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59858

Pam

I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But'it would just'just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself 'be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.'

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59859

Kevin

If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59860

Dwight

Hey guys.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59861

Angela

Hi.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59862

All

Hey!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59863

Pam

What about the honeymoon?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59864

Angela

Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59865

Dwight

Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? What is that meaningful look?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59866

Jim

You know what? Maybe we should talk.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59867

Darryl

Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59868

Kevin

What is it?

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59869

Andy

You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn...

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59870

Pam

I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing'

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59871

Jim

Athleap.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59872

Pam

And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially'

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59873

Dwight

No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59874

Jim

Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59875

Dwight

Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59876

Pam

Thanks Dwight.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59877

Jim

Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59878

Dwight

Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay'in my barn.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59879

Jim

There it is.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59880

Dwight

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So' have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So'yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59881

Andy

You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me:: Oh, I can so just sit here and cry.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59882

Kevin

Oh, Yes!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59883

Darryl

You did good. Real good.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59884

Andy

Thanks Dad...Darryl.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59885

Andy

I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. Someone should write a song about that.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59886

Oscar

You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way'And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59887

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