Every line from The Office season 8, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 8, 2011.
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Robert
Erin, it was great fun tonight. Take a few aspirin and a whole lot of water, sleep in in the morning.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48711
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Erin
Thank you, goodnight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48712
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Meredith
What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48713
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Andy
I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48714
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Meredith
Ow! Take it easy.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48715
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Andy
Whoo.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48716
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Dwight
Ah, man. Ah, fell asleep, took a nap. Hey guys, ah I feel refreshed now. How's it goin?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48717
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Oscar
Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48718
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Dwight
Took a little nap right next to Jim's desk. I feel so good right now. Mmm, cookies. What's everyone staring at?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48719
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Jim
Oh man, I was supposed to tell Dwight something......C'mon, Jim. I got nothin'.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48720
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Robert
Where can I get a drink? Oh...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48721
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Andy
Oh, uh. Well, we thought we wouldn't put the alcohol out till 11AM. It's just...common...decency.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48722
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Robert
Par for the course. Par for the...freaking course. I'll be in the party room having a cookie until 11. Haha! Yule-log.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48723
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Robert
Not destroyed. No..... Not destructive. Quite...off-kilter, sure. But... that's too vague. Erratic. Darkly erratic. That's my mood.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48724
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Meredith
Cake?...You seem a little down.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48725
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Robert
I am. I'm a mess.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48726
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Meredith
How about I fix you some warm milk with some bourbon?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48727
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Robert
Oh, that sounds nice.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48728
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Meredith
Maybe watch a movie...under a blanket...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48729
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Robert
Lovely. Wait, where is this taking place?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48730
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Meredith
The Murphy bed of my basement.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48731
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Robert
What...is happening to me? The lines in your haggard face are paths that lead nowhere. Your hair is the fire of hell. I sincerely hope you find a sexual partner tonight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48732
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Andy
It's come to my attention that someone, who shall remain nameless, wants to switch desk clumps.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48733
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Jim
Cathy wants to leave our clump?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48734
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Andy
Don't look. Who it was is not important...but she did say that your constant pranking and one-upsmanship is driving her crazy. She or he.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48735
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Dwight
Hey. Enjoy your new clump.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48736
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Kathy
Thanks.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48737
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Dwight
It's so much closer to the bathroom, right?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48738
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Kathy
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48739
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Dwight
Uh huh.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48740
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Jim
Sorry it didn't work out. Hope you find what you're looking for.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48741
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Kathy
No, I just have more room.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48742
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Jim
That's ok.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48743
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Dwight
You'll be fine over there.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48744
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Erin
Sorry guys, Jim! This package came for you, do you want me to put it on your desk?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48745
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Jim
That'd be great, thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48746
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Dwight
So, I got this bucket from Jim's garage and I filled it with everything disgusting. Except excrement. I can't wait to see the look on his face when that falls on my face. Dammit Kathy!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48747
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Andy
For the past month, I have been collecting wishes from everyone in the office, and I intend to make good on every single one of them.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48748
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Andy
Oh, I see.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48749
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Andy
Now look, I may not have a great laugh like Santa, or a flying sled. But tell you what I do have. A Prius, a heart of freaking gold....
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48750
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Kevin
This.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48751
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Andy
Alright, you got it.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48752
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Andy
...and an American Express green card.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48753
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Andy
Ryan, for your holiday wish, you wanted ten sick days.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48754
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Ryan
I'd be satisfied with eight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48755
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Andy
Well I'll do you one better.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48756
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Ryan
Nine?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48757
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Andy
I got you health insurance.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48758
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Ryan
Oh, neat.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48759
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Andy
Yeah! Right? But with great perks come great responsibility, so I'm gonna be expecting a lot more from you...no more zoning out in your office.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48760
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Ryan
Oh, great.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48761
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Andy
Yes!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Line 48762