Robert

What...is happening to me? The lines in your haggard face are paths that lead nowhere. Your hair is the fire of hell. I sincerely hope you find a sexual partner tonight.

Robert California in “Christmas Wishes” · Season 8, episode 10 · Quote 48732

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