Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 8, 2011.
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Andy
I was too embarrassed!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48611
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Jim
Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, I uh, just found this on my desk. Need to talk to somebody about it. Can you believe that?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48612
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Phyllis
Is that Cici?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48613
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Jim
Yes. It is.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48614
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Andy
Um.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48615
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Phyllis
That's awful.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48616
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Andy
Cici is Jim's daughter.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48617
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Jessica
Oh my god. How could somebody do that?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48618
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Jim
I know, I mean the way I see it is you can deface any picture of me, any one, pick one. Not my kid though.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48619
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Oscar
Who did this? Who did this? Do you know who did this?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48620
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Jim
I don't-
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48621
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Andy
I know who did this....Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48622
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Phyllis
Dwight?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48623
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48624
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Andy
Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48625
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Oscar
No!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48626
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Phyllis
He should pay.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48627
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Andy
Yeah. He is gonna pay. This is fire-able.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48628
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Jim
O...K.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48629
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Andy
It's, I mean.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48630
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Jim
Let me just see that one more time. Yep, you know what? I know who my friends are, now. But I shouldn't have got you involved because the truth is, I don't even really care about this picture, it's a little out of focus. It was probably an accident, right? Like...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48631
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Oscar
That's no accident.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48632
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Jim
Right. You're right. So maybe it was me who did it...by accident.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48633
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Phyllis
What?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48634
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Oscar
What?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48635
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Jim
I'll figure it out, get to the bottom of it....Merry merry.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48636
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Dwight
Enough of this garbage. This is Christmas. Hi-yah!!!!! Yeah!!!! Christmas!!!!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48637
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Jim
You alright, Santa?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48638
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Andy
You know those movies where two friends are sleeping together and it's like, hey, can they stay friends?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48639
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Jim
Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48640
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Andy
Do you think two friends who are not sleeping together can stay friends?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48641
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Jim
Two friends who are not sleeping together, can they remain friends? Yes, yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48642
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Andy
No...I don't, hmm, I don't know.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48643
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Jim
OK.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48644
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Andy
By the way, I'm not gonna mess with you and Dwight's bonuses. I think it's causing more problems. So just be yourselves, have fun, and try not to let it affect your work.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48645
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Jim
Alright. I will definitely do that.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48646
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Andy
Alright, I'll tell Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48647
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Jim
You know what? You're sitting, and thinking, and it's probably better if it comes from me anyway.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48648
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Andy
Christmas miracles do happen.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48649
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Jim
Yes. They totally do.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48650
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Ryan
You can't click on these Kardashian links, that's why you have so many viruses.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48651
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Kelly
Well help me, OK? Just, uh take...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48652
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Ryan
I'm trying but you need to-
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48653
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Erin
Hey.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48654
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Kelly
Yo.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48655
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Erin
Game on.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48656
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Kelly
On it.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48657
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Jessica
I don't know what I was thinking, it was awful...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48658
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Kelly
Jessica, did you just fart?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48659
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Kelly
And that, is how it's done.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48660
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Erin
I would like another alcohol.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48661
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Robert
Let's you and I take a walk. Oscar, you're in charge of the bar.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48662
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Oscar
What? I haven't bar tended in forever. Oh, never considered myself a mixologist, oh this is daunting. Um, I need a mortar, pestle, muddler..does anyone have any chocolate shavings?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48663
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Robert
Your heart is broken. So is mine.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48664
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Erin
And...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48665
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Robert
And what?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48666
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Erin
And you have any advice or anything?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48667
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Robert
No my god.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48668
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Erin
...Help me feel better...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48669
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Robert
I've been married thrice and each has ended in an acrimonious divorce, I'm not sure I'm the best person to give love advice....I was hoping you were gonna make me feel better.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48670
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Nate
When you do your makeup,
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48671
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Jessica
Uh huh.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48672
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Nate
How long you, does it take usually? Cause...
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48673
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Jessica
Um, it ta-, um it depends.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48674
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Toby
'..Chad Flendermen's kryptonite.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48675
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Creed
Whoa. We got a real Clarence Thomas here.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48676
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Darryl
Hi.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48677
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Jessica
I'll see you at home?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48678
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Andy
OK great.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48679
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Jessica
OK
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48680
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Andy
Perfect.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48681
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Jessica
Bye...I still don't get why you can't just call her a cab and pay for it.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48682
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Andy
I would, it just, that wasn't the holiday wish.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48683
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Jessica
Oh
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48684
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Meredith
Either he drives or I drive. Now I'm drunk and mad.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48685
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Jessica
OK Bye.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48686
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Andy
OK, bye. Alright Meredith,
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48687
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Meredith
Thank you Santa.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48688
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Andy
You bet.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48689
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Andy
Thank god Erin's getting a ride home with Robert because she is trashed. and who better to drive her home than Robert, I mean, what a stand up guy, you know? I mean he's going through a lot, separating from his wife, showing up to the Christmas party in a track suit and a blazer,
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48690
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Andy
Let's go, let's go.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48691
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Meredith
I know, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48692
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Andy
Hang on.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48693
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Meredith
Alright.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48694
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Andy
What?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48695
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Meredith
Whoa! My stuff!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48696
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Andy
What is all that?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48697
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Meredith
It's my valuables!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48698
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Andy
It's junk!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48699
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Meredith
This is my treasures, no they're my treasures!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48700
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Andy
You're a hoarder. My god!
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48701
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Meredith
No I'm not, I'm gonna sell it on Ebay! No no no, you be careful. Be careful.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48702
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Andy
Ah! My Santa suit's stuck.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48703
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Dwight
What are we gonna do with all that bonus money, Henrietta? Huh?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48704
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Meredith
Where are we? This ain't my street.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48705
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Andy
Sh, sh, sh, sh, shh.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48706
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Meredith
Ah, this is the posh part of town, huh?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48707
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Andy
Oh my god.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48708
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Meredith
Wonder what a studio condo would cost in this neighborhood?
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48709
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Andy
Meredith, shut your drunk hole right now.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48710