Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 14, 2010.
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Dwight
Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! Que? QUE?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39151
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Mexican Man
[speaking Spanish]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39152
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Son
We don't go with that man. I've seen several men go with that man and not come back.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39153
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Mexican Man
[speaking Spanish]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39154
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Son
We've lost friends.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39155
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Mexican Man
[speaking Spanish]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39156
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Son
We don't know what he does with them.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39157
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Mexican Man
[speaking Spanish]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39158
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Son
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39159
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Dwight
I pick up day laborers and tell them they'll get paid at six p.m. At five forty five, a certain INS agent by the name of Mose Schrute throws them in the back of a van, drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg and tells them it's Canada.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39160
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Nate
Hola amigo.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39161
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Dwight
Hola, tu es une buena worker?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39162
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Nate
Si, yo muy bueno worker.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39163
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Dwight
Y el accento, donde are you from?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39164
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Nate
Scranton, y before that La Philadelphia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39165
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Dwight
You speak English?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39166
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Nate
Yes, I'm really good at English.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39167
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Dwight
Ok, good. Me too, get in the car.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39168
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Nate
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39169
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Dwight
[nods to camera]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39170
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Angela
Who's this guy by our cars?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39171
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Dwight
That is my new maintenance worker, Nate. And you'll be happy to know that he's taking care of that hornet's nest that you've been griping about.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39172
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Phyllis
Yeah, I got stung up my dress.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39173
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Dwight
Poor hornet.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39174
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Dwight
I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly he'll conquer the hornets...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39175
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Ryan
But if he doesn't?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39176
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Dwight
He'll die.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39177
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Kelly
What?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39178
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Andy
Uhh, beg your pardon?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39179
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Dwight
When did the phrase do or die become so corrupted?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39180
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Nate
[picks up blowtorch]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39181
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Kelly
Is that a blow torch?!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39182
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Pam
No. No no no!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39183
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Dwight
Interesting choice...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39184
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Pam
Yes!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39185
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Andy
Very very smart.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39186
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Pam
Yeah, go away.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39187
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Nate
[picks up baseball bat, heads towards hornet's nest]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39188
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Employees except Dwight
No! No no!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39189
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Dwight
A bat! Impressive...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39190
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Andy
Oh it's stinging him! Ow! Ow!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39191
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Michael
Good morning Erin, any mustaches? I mean messages?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39192
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Erin
Terrific!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39193
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Michael
There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise! He loves... other things as well.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39194
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Phyllis
God! Wow!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39195
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Michael
Look, It's a pimple Phyllis. Avrile Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39196
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Phyllis
That's no pimple Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39197
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Michael
You mean cancer?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39198
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Pam
What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39199
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Pam
It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39200
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Meredith
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just a cold sore.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39201
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Michael
It is?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39202
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Meredith
Yup, just a cold sore.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39203
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Michael
Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne. I have a cold sore. I don't even have a cold. I don't know how I got it.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39204
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Kevin
I know how you got it.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39205
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Michael
How?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39206
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Kevin
Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39207
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Michael
What?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39208
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Pam
Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39209
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Meredith
I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39210
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Kevin
I never seen herpes on you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39211
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Meredith
Because it's on my genitals, genius.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39212
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Kevin
You have a penis?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39213
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Andy
Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39214
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Michael
Yeah! My last physical when I was forty.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39215
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Jim
That was like, ten years ago.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39216
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Michael
No! It was like four years ago!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39217
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Kevin
Michael, you're at least forty six!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39218
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Michael
Why at least? If you're guessing forty six just say forty six.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39219
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Kelly
Can we please talk about how gross Meredith is?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39220
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Angela
This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39221
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Andy
You know what guys, why don't we just chill out on this herp-chat. Ok? I was an REA in college and I can tell you, number one sexually transmitted disease is ignorance.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39222
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Kelly
I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39223
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Oscar
I don't even wanna know these things!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39224
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Meredith
Hey guys!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39225
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Michael
How did this happen, how did I get this?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39226
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Dwight
Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39227
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Michael
You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39228
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Dwight
What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39229
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Michael
Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39230
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Dwight
You may have...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39231
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Michael
Oh my God! What if I did?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39232
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Dwight
You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39233
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Michael
Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39234
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Dwight
You need to contact every woman you've been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39235
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Michael
There's no way I'm gonna do that.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39236
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Dwight
Then I will.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39237
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Michael
[makes grunt in attempt to stop Dwight. Dwight hangs up]
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39238
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Dwight
No, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39239
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Donna
Hello?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39240
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Michael
Hi Donna. It's Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39241
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Donna
Michael, I didn't think I'd here from you. How have you been?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39242
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Michael
I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39243
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Donna
Oh no.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39244
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Michael
I can't even say it. H-I...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39245
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Donna
Oh my God.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39246
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Michael
...R-P-E-E-S
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39247
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Donna
Wait, you're calling to tell me that you have herpes?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39248
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Michael
No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39249
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Donna
Ummm, no.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39250