Every line from The Office season 7, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 14, 2010.
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Michael
Does your stupid husband have it?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39251
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Donna
No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39252
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Michael
Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39253
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Dwight
So long Donna!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39254
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Andy
Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39255
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Stanley
Not again...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39256
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Andy
What do you mean again?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39257
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Stanley
You're always asking for our attention.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39258
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Andy
Maybe like a year ago...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39259
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Stanley
Seems recent.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39260
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Andy
No, that's...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39261
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Oscar
Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39262
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Andy
Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39263
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Phyllis
Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39264
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Stanley
That's what I was thinking, you kept announcing scores.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39265
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Andy
It's the world's only international sport!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39266
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Holly
This is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39267
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Michael
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39268
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Holly
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39269
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Michael
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39270
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Holly
No, this is Michael Scott.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39271
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Michael
Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39272
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Holly
I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39273
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Michael
Oh really? Was anyone killed?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39274
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Holly
A lot of people.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39275
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Michael
Any nuns?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39276
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Holly
Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39277
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Michael
Were they in the missionary position?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39278
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Andy
Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39279
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Michael
Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39280
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39281
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Michael
We would have twins.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39282
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Holly
I don't think we'd have kids.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39283
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Michael
Mmhmm!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39284
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Holly
It was just for a few weeks!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39285
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Michael
Mhhmm! We would be married.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39286
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Holly
Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39287
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Michael
Do what?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39288
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Holly
You romanticize things.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39289
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Michael
I don't romanticize th- No...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39290
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Holly
Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39291
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Michael
He had no arms or legs, he couldn't hear see, or speak... This is how he let a nation.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39292
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Holly
You made ourselves to be more than we were.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39293
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Michael
We were more than we were.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39294
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Holly
I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39295
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Michael
Ok, alright I gotta go.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39296
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Holly
Michael...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39297
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Dwight
He forgot to mention the herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39298
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Michael
It didn't come up organically.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39299
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Jan
...to accommodate the, uh, suppliers. Gentlemen! Nice to see you, it'll be just a moment. If you could show them into Conference Room B. The pharmaceutical aspects should be able to...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39300
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Jan
How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39301
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Michael
It's nice to see you doing so well.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39302
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Jan
Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39303
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Michael
Bringing home the bacon.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39304
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Jan
Yeah. Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... I love that commercial.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39305
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Dwight
I don't understand the reference.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39306
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Jan
Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39307
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Dwight
We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39308
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Jan
Are you gonna keep me in suspense?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39309
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Michael
Would you excuse us...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39310
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Dwight
Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39311
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Michael
He hasn't changed.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39312
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Jan
No, so what couldn't wait?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39313
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Michael
Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39314
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Jan
Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39315
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Michael
What?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39316
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Jan
You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39317
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Andy
So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39318
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Erin
Andy...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39319
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Andy
What, is it because he's black?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39320
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Jim
Nope, it's because it's genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39321
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Andy
Perfectly normal genitalia Tuna. Now I'm going to show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39322
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Jim
Am I blocking anybody? Can everybody see?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39323
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Andy
It's normal! Big deal! Yeah sure it has some herpes on it, but you know what? It's just as normal as anyone else's.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39324
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Jan
No! In the beginning we were not good.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39325
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Michael
Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39326
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Jan
Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39327
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Michael
Because we work together.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39328
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Jan
No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39329
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Michael
Am I the princess?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39330
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Jan
No I'm the princess, and the queen.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39331
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Michael
Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39332
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Astrid
Mommy!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39333
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Jan
Assy! Awwhhh how was school?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39334
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Astrid
It was cool.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39335
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Jan
What did you learn?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39336
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Astrid
What did I learn?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39337
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Jan
You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39338
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Michael
I have herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39339
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Michael
I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39340
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Andy
Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39341
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Kevin
It feels unbelievable!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39342
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Andy
Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39343
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Kevin
...unbelievable.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39344
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Phyllis
The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39345
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Andy
Express love, magical.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39346
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Kevin
It feels amazing!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39347
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Andy
Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39348
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Kevin
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39349
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Andy
Then I will write it down.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39350