"Sex Ed" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 14, 2010.

321 quotes · page 2 of 4

  1. Michael

    Does your stupid husband have it?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39251

  2. Donna

    No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39252

  3. Michael

    Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39253

  4. Dwight

    So long Donna!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39254

  5. Andy

    Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39255

  6. Stanley

    Not again...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39256

  7. Andy

    What do you mean again?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39257

  8. Stanley

    You're always asking for our attention.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39258

  9. Andy

    Maybe like a year ago...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39259

  10. Stanley

    Seems recent.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39260

  11. Andy

    No, that's...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39261

  12. Oscar

    Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39262

  13. Andy

    Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39263

  14. Phyllis

    Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39264

  15. Stanley

    That's what I was thinking, you kept announcing scores.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39265

  16. Andy

    It's the world's only international sport!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39266

  17. Holly

    This is Holly.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39267

  18. Michael

    No this is Holly.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39268

  19. Holly

    No this is Holly.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39269

  20. Michael

    No this is Holly.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39270

  21. Holly

    No, this is Michael Scott.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39271

  22. Michael

    Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39272

  23. Holly

    I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39273

  24. Michael

    Oh really? Was anyone killed?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39274

  25. Holly

    A lot of people.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39275

  26. Michael

    Any nuns?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39276

  27. Holly

    Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39277

  28. Michael

    Were they in the missionary position?

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  29. Andy

    Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39279

  30. Michael

    Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39280

  31. Holly

    Yeah.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39281

  32. Michael

    We would have twins.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39282

  33. Holly

    I don't think we'd have kids.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39283

  34. Michael

    Mmhmm!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39284

  35. Holly

    It was just for a few weeks!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39285

  36. Michael

    Mhhmm! We would be married.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39286

  37. Holly

    Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39287

  38. Michael

    Do what?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39288

  39. Holly

    You romanticize things.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39289

  40. Michael

    I don't romanticize th- No...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39290

  41. Holly

    Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39291

  42. Michael

    He had no arms or legs, he couldn't hear see, or speak... This is how he let a nation.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39292

  43. Holly

    You made ourselves to be more than we were.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39293

  44. Michael

    We were more than we were.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39294

  45. Holly

    I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39295

  46. Michael

    Ok, alright I gotta go.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39296

  47. Holly

    Michael...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39297

  48. Dwight

    He forgot to mention the herpes.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39298

  49. Michael

    It didn't come up organically.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39299

  50. Jan

    ...to accommodate the, uh, suppliers. Gentlemen! Nice to see you, it'll be just a moment. If you could show them into Conference Room B. The pharmaceutical aspects should be able to...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39300

  51. Jan

    How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39301

  52. Michael

    It's nice to see you doing so well.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39302

  53. Jan

    Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39303

  54. Michael

    Bringing home the bacon.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39304

  55. Jan

    Yeah. Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... I love that commercial.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39305

  56. Dwight

    I don't understand the reference.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39306

  57. Jan

    Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39307

  58. Dwight

    We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39308

  59. Jan

    Are you gonna keep me in suspense?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39309

  60. Michael

    Would you excuse us...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39310

  61. Dwight

    Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39311

  62. Michael

    He hasn't changed.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39312

  63. Jan

    No, so what couldn't wait?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39313

  64. Michael

    Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39314

  65. Jan

    Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39315

  66. Michael

    What?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39316

  67. Jan

    You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39317

  68. Andy

    So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39318

  69. Erin

    Andy...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39319

  70. Andy

    What, is it because he's black?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39320

  71. Jim

    Nope, it's because it's genitalia.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39321

  72. Andy

    Perfectly normal genitalia Tuna. Now I'm going to show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39322

  73. Jim

    Am I blocking anybody? Can everybody see?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39323

  74. Andy

    It's normal! Big deal! Yeah sure it has some herpes on it, but you know what? It's just as normal as anyone else's.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39324

  75. Jan

    No! In the beginning we were not good.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39325

  76. Michael

    Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39326

  77. Jan

    Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39327

  78. Michael

    Because we work together.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39328

  79. Jan

    No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39329

  80. Michael

    Am I the princess?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39330

  81. Jan

    No I'm the princess, and the queen.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39331

  82. Michael

    Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39332

  83. Astrid

    Mommy!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39333

  84. Jan

    Assy! Awwhhh how was school?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39334

  85. Astrid

    It was cool.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39335

  86. Jan

    What did you learn?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39336

  87. Astrid

    What did I learn?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39337

  88. Jan

    You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39338

  89. Michael

    I have herpes.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39339

  90. Michael

    I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39340

  91. Andy

    Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39341

  92. Kevin

    It feels unbelievable!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39342

  93. Andy

    Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39343

  94. Kevin

    ...unbelievable.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39344

  95. Phyllis

    The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39345

  96. Andy

    Express love, magical.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39346

  97. Kevin

    It feels amazing!

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39347

  98. Andy

    Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39348

  99. Kevin

    Yes.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39349

  100. Andy

    Then I will write it down.

    Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39350