Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 14, 2010.
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Michael
Does your stupid husband have it?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39251
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Donna
No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39252
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Michael
Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39253
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Dwight
So long Donna!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39254
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Andy
Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39255
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Stanley
Not again...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39256
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Andy
What do you mean again?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39257
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Stanley
You're always asking for our attention.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39258
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Andy
Maybe like a year ago...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39259
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Stanley
Seems recent.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39260
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Andy
No, that's...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39261
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Oscar
Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39262
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Andy
Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39263
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Phyllis
Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39264
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Stanley
That's what I was thinking, you kept announcing scores.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39265
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Andy
It's the world's only international sport!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39266
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Holly
This is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39267
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Michael
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39268
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Holly
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39269
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Michael
No this is Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39270
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Holly
No, this is Michael Scott.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39271
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Michael
Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39272
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Holly
I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39273
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Michael
Oh really? Was anyone killed?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39274
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Holly
A lot of people.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39275
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Michael
Any nuns?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39276
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Holly
Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39277
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Michael
Were they in the missionary position?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39278
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Andy
Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39279
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Michael
Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39280
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39281
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Michael
We would have twins.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39282
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Holly
I don't think we'd have kids.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39283
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Michael
Mmhmm!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39284
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Holly
It was just for a few weeks!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39285
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Michael
Mhhmm! We would be married.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39286
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Holly
Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39287
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Michael
Do what?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39288
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Holly
You romanticize things.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39289
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Michael
I don't romanticize th- No...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39290
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Holly
Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39291
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Michael
He had no arms or legs, he couldn't hear see, or speak... This is how he let a nation.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39292
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Holly
You made ourselves to be more than we were.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39293
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Michael
We were more than we were.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39294
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Holly
I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39295
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Michael
Ok, alright I gotta go.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39296
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Holly
Michael...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39297
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Dwight
He forgot to mention the herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39298
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Michael
It didn't come up organically.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39299
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Jan
...to accommodate the, uh, suppliers. Gentlemen! Nice to see you, it'll be just a moment. If you could show them into Conference Room B. The pharmaceutical aspects should be able to...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39300
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Jan
How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39301
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Michael
It's nice to see you doing so well.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39302
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Jan
Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39303
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Michael
Bringing home the bacon.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39304
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Jan
Yeah. Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... I love that commercial.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39305
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Dwight
I don't understand the reference.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39306
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Jan
Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39307
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Dwight
We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39308
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Jan
Are you gonna keep me in suspense?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39309
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Michael
Would you excuse us...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39310
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Dwight
Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39311
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Michael
He hasn't changed.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39312
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Jan
No, so what couldn't wait?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39313
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Michael
Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39314
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Jan
Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39315
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Michael
What?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39316
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Jan
You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39317
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Andy
So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39318
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Erin
Andy...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39319
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Andy
What, is it because he's black?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39320
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Jim
Nope, it's because it's genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39321
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Andy
Perfectly normal genitalia Tuna. Now I'm going to show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39322
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Jim
Am I blocking anybody? Can everybody see?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39323
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Andy
It's normal! Big deal! Yeah sure it has some herpes on it, but you know what? It's just as normal as anyone else's.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39324
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Jan
No! In the beginning we were not good.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39325
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Michael
Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39326
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Jan
Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39327
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Michael
Because we work together.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39328
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Jan
No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39329
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Michael
Am I the princess?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39330
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Jan
No I'm the princess, and the queen.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39331
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Michael
Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39332
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Astrid
Mommy!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39333
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Jan
Assy! Awwhhh how was school?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39334
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Astrid
It was cool.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39335
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Jan
What did you learn?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39336
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Astrid
What did I learn?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39337
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Jan
You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39338
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Michael
I have herpes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39339
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Michael
I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39340
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Andy
Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39341
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Kevin
It feels unbelievable!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39342
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Andy
Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39343
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Kevin
...unbelievable.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39344
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Phyllis
The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39345
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Andy
Express love, magical.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39346
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Kevin
It feels amazing!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39347
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Andy
Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39348
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Kevin
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39349
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Andy
Then I will write it down.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Quote 39350