Every line from The Office season 7, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 14, 2010.
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Darryl
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39451
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Darryl
I have no idea what his problem is, that's just my standard advice. It's good advice right?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39452
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Holly
This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39453
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Michael
Hi Holly it's Michael, I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It's just. You know? It's weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don't know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Ok. Oh, wait, and you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.
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Oscar
What is this about?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39455
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Michael
Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma of gay kissing. Do you recall?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39456
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Oscar
Yes!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39457
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Michael
You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39458
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Oscar
What?
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39459
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Michael
Herpes duplex.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39460
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Dwight
It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39461
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Michael
I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39462
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Oscar
We were never lovers!
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39463
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Dwight
I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39464
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Michael
Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39465
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Dwight
Fence with a hole in it..
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39466
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Michael
Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39467
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Dwight
The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39468
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Michael
An electric car dealership.
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39469
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Dwight
The democratic primaries,
Season 7 · Episode 4 · Line 39470
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Michael
Oscar! Think abou- Think!
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