Michael Scott: “You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. It's me own damn…”

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You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.

Michael Scott in “Sex Ed” · Season 7, episode 4 · Line 39228

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