Every line from The Office season 7, episode 11, in script order. First aired December 9, 2010.
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Robert
I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41827
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Angela
I am.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41828
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Meredith
The real problem is the teachers' union.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41829
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Angela
Zip it, Meredith.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41830
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Meredith
No. You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41831
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Ryan
Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? Is there a bartender?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41832
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Angela
You are. You make your own drink.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41833
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Oscar
I'll make it. What are you drinking.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41834
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Ryan
An 'F' train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41835
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Oscar
I don't know how to make that.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41836
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Ryan
Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41837
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Angela
And you know those annoying geese at the park? Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. I mean, I think they've really become a pest.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41838
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Meredith
Annoying.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41839
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Angela
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41840
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Pam
I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41841
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Jim
Well, uh... I don't think any of us really know. Alright.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41842
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Pam
Is it... is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41843
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Jim
Ooh, go easy with the shaking.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41844
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Pam
Oh, my God.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41845
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Jim
You like it?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41846
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Pam
I love it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41847
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Jim
Yup, I do make great Christmas gifts. But I couldn't make that.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41848
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Jim
Alright, my turn.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41849
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Pam
Oh, um, it's just, I didn't, I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41850
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Jim
Right. Of course. 'The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert.' Oh, my God. This is awesome! That's my bike. That's my desk. And that is my daughter.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41851
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Jim
I mean...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41852
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Pam
Michael, wait!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41853
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Michael
Oh, hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41854
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Pam
That's good advice.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41855
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Michael
Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41856
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Pam
That's a sad story.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41857
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Michael
Yeah, well, at least he was married.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41858
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Pam
Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41859
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Michael
No, it's not. It's not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41860
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Pam
I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41861
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Michael
Really?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41862
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Pam
Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41863
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Michael
No.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41864
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Pam
So just be patient.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41865
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Michael
Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. Come here. I don't want you to fall.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41866
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Jim
I surrender.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41867
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Dwight
I do not accept your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41868
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Jim
Anything. You got it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41869
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Dwight
You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41870
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Jim
You're a psychopath.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41871
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Dwight
I'll take that as a no.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41872
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Michael
I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41873
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Kelly
Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You're re-gifting this to me.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41874
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Michael
No, that's not... no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41875
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Kelly
Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41876
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Michael
From the mall. That...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41877
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Kelly
This is a fast food receipt from April.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41878
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Michael
Well, that...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41879
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Kelly
God, how many number nines did you order?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41880
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AJ
Is everyone here kind of mean?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41881
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Holly
Oh, I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41882
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AJ
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41883
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Holly
Hey, I'm so glad you came down. It's been so much harder than I expected.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41884
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AJ
Hey, what happened to Woody?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41885
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Holly
Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. I mean, there was salad dressing all over him.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41886
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AJ
He smells awful.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41887
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Holly
It was blue cheese dressing.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41888
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AJ
Great.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41889
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Darryl
Hey, Mike.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41890
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Michael
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41891
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Darryl
We wanted to give you something.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41892
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Michael
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41893
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Jada
Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41894
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Michael
Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? Thank you very much.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41895
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Darryl
What do you say?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41896
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Jada
You're welcome.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41897
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Michael
Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn't he say that?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41898
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Jada
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41899
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Michael
I think I know where he is.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41900
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Jada
A trampoline...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41901
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41902
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Jada
Video games.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41903
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Michael
Video games.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41904
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Jada
A DSi.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41905
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Michael
A DSi?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41906
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Jada
A horse.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41907
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Michael
A horse.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41908
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Jada
A pool.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41909
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Michael
You, are you sure you don't want a pony? You want a real horse?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41910
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Jada
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41911
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Michael
All right. You have to pick up after them.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41912
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Pam
Hey, sorry. I'm ready.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41913
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Jim
I don't want to go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41914
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Pam
Oh... come on, bear man. Come on.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41915
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Jim
Have you ever seen 'em do that?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41916
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Pam
I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41917
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Jim
No, it's, it's okay. Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41918
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Pam
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41919
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Jim
Okay. This is it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41920
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Pam
What?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41921
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Jim
Go! Go! Go!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41922
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Pam
What? What is it? What? What is, oh, my God! Honey? Jim? Jim!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41923
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Dwight
In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41924