Every line from The Office season 7, episode 11, in script order. First aired December 9, 2010.
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Andy
It's cool, Darryl, I'm here too.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41527
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Pam
Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, and we're hoping we could borrow your truck.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41528
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Darryl
Uh, no.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41529
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Andy
Come on, it'll be fun. We could do doughnuts in the snow on the way back.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41530
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Darryl
No. Thank you for your interest in my truck.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41531
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Pam
Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41532
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Darryl
Hey... You know what, I could use a breath of fresh air. Let's do it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41533
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Michael
When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41534
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Erin
I've looked her up online... there's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41535
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Michael
She doesn't need an internet presence, you just know.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41536
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Erin
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41537
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Toby
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41538
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Michael
What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41539
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Toby
Uh, we're on recess. I came for the party. Hey, everyone.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41540
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Kevin
Hi, Toby.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41541
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Meredith
What does the strangler look like? Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41542
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41543
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Meredith
That scowl.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41544
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Toby
I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41545
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Michael
And then he will come back here and replace Holly, so stop asking him questions.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41546
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Toby
I know people are only this excited to talk to me because of the trial. But, they talk to me for a while, and maybe people realize I have something to say. And then one day, we're just talking.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41547
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Jim
[standing outside, dials Dwight's cell phone]
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41548
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Dwight
You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute. Please leave...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41549
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Dwight
Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41550
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Jim
Stop! Stop!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41551
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Dwight
Ahh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41552
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Jim
Oh... oh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41553
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Dwight
[grunting, shouting]
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41554
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Dwight
I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I think it was worth it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41555
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Dwight
Haahh!!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41556
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Jim
Um, I was laying on the ground, defenseless, and uh, he just kept throwing 'em until he exhausted himself. And, uh, then... 'How 'bout icing it? lol. Dwight.'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41557
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Holly
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41558
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Erin
Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41559
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Holly
Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41560
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Erin
I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend to arrive.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41561
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Michael
There she is. Hey. Erin, would you help her, for God's sake?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41562
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Erin
Oh, you're Holly! Of course. Sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41563
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Michael
Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41564
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Holly
Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41565
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Michael
Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old bastard.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41566
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Holly
Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41567
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Michael
Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41568
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Holly
I most certainly am.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41569
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Michael
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41570
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Holly
Unnnnnnngh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41571
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Michael
D'oh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41572
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Holly
Oh, Homey.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41573
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Jim
Okay... Holly's back.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41574
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Michael
Hi. Hi. Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41575
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Holly
Oh, huggy monster!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41576
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Michael
Oh no, not the huggy monster! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Wow. Well, everybody, you remember Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41577
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Holly
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41578
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Kevin
Did you bring us anything from Nashua?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41579
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Holly
Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41580
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Michael
That's adorable.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41581
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Holly
Would you put those out?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41582
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Erin
To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41583
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Holly
Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41584
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Michael
Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41585
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Holly
Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41586
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Michael
Isn't it wonderful? We love it here. Don't you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. I show you to your desk.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41587
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Holly
Watch out for my guns they're both loaded.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41588
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Michael
What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41589
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Jim
Aww...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41590
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Holly
It's a pea shoot...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41591
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Michael
This is weird. I can't believe you're here. This feels like you never left. Doesn't it?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41592
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Holly
Yeah, kind of.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41593
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Michael
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41594
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Holly
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41595
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Michael
Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! Oh, I love toy...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41596
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Holly
AJ gave me that.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41597
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Michael
Well, that's understandable. Still raw. Woody your favorite character?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41598
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Holly
Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41599
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Michael
You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41600
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Holly
Why?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41601
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Michael
Because without Andy's mom, there's no plot. And without any plot, there is no movie.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41602
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Holly
That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41603
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Michael
You're kidding me. Ahh!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41604
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Holly
No. I know. I was like, 'What? Are you serious?'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41605
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Michael
What a douche bag!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41606
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Holly
Get a life!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41607
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Michael
Get a... yeah! Good riddance.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41608
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Holly
We sat down and we watched them all in one day.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41609
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41610
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Holly
Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41611
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Michael
Good for him.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41612
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Holly
Next day I found him in my bed.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41613
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Michael
Really? That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41614
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Holly
We live together.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41615
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Michael
Oh, you do?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41616
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Holly
He had a little note pinned to him that said, 'You've got a friend in me.'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41617
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Michael
Yeah, Randy Newman's the best.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41618
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Holly
Yeah. I love him.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41619
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Michael
Me too.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41620
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Andy
Christmas tree, Christmas tree. Won't you be my Christmas tree.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41621
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Pam
Hey, how about this one?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41622
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Andy
Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41623
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Pam
Maybe. I mean...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41624
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Darryl
I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, oh... pick a damn tree already.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41625
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Pam
Um, hey, Darryl, listen, it's none of my business, but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset too.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41626