Every line from The Office season 7, episode 11, in script order. First aired December 9, 2010.
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Michael
It is Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41727
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Angela
No, it really seems like something Michael would do.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41728
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Michael
Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41729
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Andy
Why would anyone frame you for that?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41730
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Jim
Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole 'Woody came to life' thing so quickly?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41731
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Michael
Ahhhhhh! Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41732
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Holly
You think this is funny?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41733
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Michael
I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41734
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Jim
Yikes.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41735
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Kevin
Oh no, that's, that's not happening.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41736
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Dwight
Dear God in heaven.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41737
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Michael
All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41738
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Holly
Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41739
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Michael
Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That's what Jim and Dwight thought.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41740
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Dwight
Okay, hey, hey, hey...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41741
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Jim
No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41742
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Holly
You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41743
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Michael
When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, 'Michael, I love you, but I can't do this.' But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41744
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Holly
Michael, I'm sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41745
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Michael
And we did this whole stupid party for you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41746
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Erin
No.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41747
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Holly
You guys, it wasn't my fault.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41748
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Kevin
Oh, nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41749
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Erin
I really think you're better off.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41750
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Michael
Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41751
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Erin
Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41752
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Jim
'Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately. Love, Swiss Cheese.' Damn it, Dwight!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41753
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Dwight
Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you, Jim? Let that be a lesson to you all.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41754
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Stanley
So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41755
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Toby
No, they bring it in.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41756
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Stanley
You lucky son of a bitch.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41757
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Stanley
I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41758
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Jada
Daddy, I'm bored. Can I read my book in your office?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41759
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Darryl
Sure, sweetie.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41760
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Pam
Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. You want to go help me find him?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41761
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Pam
Oh, my goodness.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41762
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Andy
I am the mean old grinch. The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star must first succeed at these challenges.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41763
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Darryl
Ohh, that sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old grinch!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41764
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Jada
What kind of challenges.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41765
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Andy
Wahhh...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41766
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Pam
Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41767
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Andy
No. You must answer topical political questions. How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? And what other state has the equal number?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41768
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Jada
I don't know.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41769
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Andy
Do you know the other state?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41770
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Darryl
Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, and we could ask for clues, and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41771
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Andy
The star has been hidden. Is the little girl hot or cold? Well, it turns out she's burning up because the star is right behind her ear!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41772
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Darryl
And the game's over seconds later.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41773
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Angela
I'm so glad you could come.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41774
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Robert
It's nice. I know.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41775
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Angela
Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41776
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Robert
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41777
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Oscar
Senator, it's an honor. I'm Angela's friend Oscar.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41778
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Robert
Oscar. A pleasure.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41779
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Oscar
Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41780
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AJ
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41781
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Erin
Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41782
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AJ
I'm, uh, I'm AJ. I'm here to see Holly. It's kind of a surprise.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41783
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Erin
I know who you are, and I think you should go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41784
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Kevin
I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41785
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AJ
Was I supposed to bring you guys something?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41786
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Holly
What? AJ!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41787
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AJ
Surprise.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41788
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Holly
What are you doing here? Oh, my God.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41789
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AJ
I wanted to see you. How are you?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41790
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Holly
Wow! Nice.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41791
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AJ
Oh, God, you look great.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41792
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Holly
Oh... when did you get here?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41793
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AJ
Just now.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41794
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Michael
Hey
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41795
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AJ
Just now. Hey, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41796
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Michael
Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41797
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AJ
Pleased to see you. Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41798
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Michael
Good trip down?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41799
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AJ
Yeah, it was great.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41800
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Michael
Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41801
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Michael
I am dead inside.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41802
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Darryl
What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41803
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Jada
You have a whole room of vending machines?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41804
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Creed
I know. Isn't it something?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41805
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Jada
I can't decide what I want.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41806
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Darrly
Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41807
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Jada
Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41808
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41809
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Jada
And Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41810
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Meredith
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41811
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Jada
And Merry Christ... mas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41812
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Robert
Thank you so much.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41813
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Jada
Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41814
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Oscar
Merry Christmas to you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41815
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Jada
Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41816
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Bass Player
Oh, thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41817
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Kevin
For your feet!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41818
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Ryan
It's amazing. It's so great. Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41819
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Creed
For me?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41820
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Angela
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41821
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Creed
Thank you very much.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41822
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Angela
Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41823
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Angela
I don't know if you guys have had a chance to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, but Robert was instrumental in that legislation.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41824
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Kevin
Wow, that's awesome!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41825
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Oscar
A real David and Goliath story.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41826