Every line from The Office season 7, episode 11, in script order. First aired December 9, 2010.
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Nate
Got it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41327
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Pam
Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41328
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Michael
People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41329
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Jim
One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41330
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Pam
Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41331
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Kevin
Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41332
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Andy
Let's just jump in the air!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41333
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Michael
That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41334
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Pam
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41335
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Nate
One, two, three. Not everyone jumped.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41336
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Michael
Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41337
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Nate
One, two, three. Still some people not jumping.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41338
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Jim
You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41339
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Dwight
I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41340
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Phyllis
I am jumping.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41341
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Dwight
You are?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41342
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Phyllis
Yes, I'm jumping.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41343
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Dwight
Let me see you jump. Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41344
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Pam
I'm freezing.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41345
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Nate
Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41346
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Erin
I didn't want to miss it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41347
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Andy
Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41348
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Oscar
Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41349
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Michael
Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41350
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Oscar
Why?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41351
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Michael
I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41352
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Nate
Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, two, one, zero.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41353
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Michael
We didn't get it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41354
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Pam
I'm the office administrator now, which means I'm basically being paid to be head of the party planning committee. The first thing I did as head... I shut it down. At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41355
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Pam
It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41356
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Jim
Why's it smell real? Ah... good one.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41357
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Michael
Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41358
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All
Merry Christmas.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41359
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Michael
How's everybody doing today?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41360
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Erin
Good.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41361
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Michael
How's the party coming along?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41362
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Pam
Great.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41363
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Michael
Are we over budget?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41364
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Pam
Nope.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41365
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Michael
No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41366
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Meredith
Not yet!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41367
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Michael
Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41368
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Angela
Nothing. Should be fun.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41369
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Michael
So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41370
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Stanley
Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41371
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Michael
Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41372
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Andy
Yea?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41373
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Michael
Whatcha got?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41374
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Andy
All good, Santa.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41375
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Michael
Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41376
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Michael
My kids are growin up. As a boss, I look at that and say great. It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen because that's what I want. That's what every boss wants is a, is a wonderful Christmas with no drama.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41377
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Kelly
It's present time, you guys. Happy Holidays from your friends at Sabre.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41378
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Gabe
We just want to say how grateful we are.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41379
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Kelly
Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, 'Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do.'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41380
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Kelly
It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41381
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Andy
Hello Kitty's for girls.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41382
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Pam
Nashua got mp3 players.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41383
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Phyllis
Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41384
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Kelly
I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41385
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Meredith
Wow.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41386
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Phyllis
Oh God.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41387
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Dwight
Oh come on.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41388
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Kelly
I said, 'I wonder.' I didn't say, 'I think.'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41389
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Gabe
Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41390
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Kelly
Blankets, what am I, five?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41391
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Gabe
Erin and I make great use of ours.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41392
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Gabe
Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41393
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Darryl
I'll take one of those pink pouches.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41394
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Darryl
I feel good today. My little girl Jada? It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. I tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that show? The friend with the video camera. He's got a nice way of talking.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41395
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Jim
Hey, it's snowing.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41396
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Dwight
Oh, my God! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams, hmm? It's not even a real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41397
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Jim
Hey, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41398
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Dwight
Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41399
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Jim
Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41400
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Dwight
Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You coulda killed me.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41401
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Phyllis
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41402
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Stanley
Yeah, who's a little girl now?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41403
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Dwight
You apologize to me right now.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41404
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Jim
You've got something on your nose.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41405
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Dwight
You apologize right now.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41406
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Jim
No.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41407
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Dwight
Very well, then I challenge you to a snowball fight on the first real snow of winter.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41408
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Jim
You got it.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41409
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Andy
That sounds awesome. Can we all do it?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41410
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Dwight
No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. Beat it. Jim, let go. Let go.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41411
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Kevin
Angela, are you bringing you new boyfriend to the party.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41412
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Angela
I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41413
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Oscar
State senator.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41414
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Angela
I would not expect you to know what it's like to date someone in the public arena.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41415
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Oscar
Who are you dating in the public arena?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41416
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Angela
The senator.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41417
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Kevin
Oh, right. The state senator.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41418
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Angela
We went to a picnic thrown by the Comptroller's wife.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41419
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Kevin
Oh, that would be impressive... if
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41420
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Oscar
Well...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41421
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Angela
Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. I do. Two. 'Angela...' 'over here, Angela...' 'here. Look here!'
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41422
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Pam
Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone that an office party is just that...
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41423
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Michael
Yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41424
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Pam
A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41425
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Michael
Pam? Pam?
Season 7 · Episode 11 · Line 41426