Every line from The Office season 5, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 6, 2008.
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Jim
OK, what are you --
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24705
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Dwight
Shh. They might be listening to us.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24706
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Jim
What's that?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24707
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Dwight
They might be listening to us
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24708
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Jim
Who's they?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24709
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Dwight
Customer service might be monitoring this conversation.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24710
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Jim
In this car?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24711
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Dwight
You never know. Better safe than sorry.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24712
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Jim
What are you thinking?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24713
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Dwight
Who stands to benefit from our downfall?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24714
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Jim
The mob, maybe NASA.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24715
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Dwight
Could be the mob. But then Dunder-Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering, and there's little evidence of that.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24716
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Jim
Is there some evidence?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24717
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Pam
Ooh, cute shoes online.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24718
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Jim
How many shoes do you need?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24719
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Dwight
I don't know. Two, maybe three if one wears out. How many shoes do you need?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24720
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Jim
I'm not talking to you.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24721
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Dwight
Who are you talking to?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24722
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Jim
Pam.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24723
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Dwight
She's not here, Jim.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24724
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Jim
No, she's not.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24725
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Pam
Na na na na na. Na na na na na na na.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24726
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Andy
Yes!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24727
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Andy
I found it. I found the perfect place. A local bed-and-breakfast on a 60-acre beet farm. And even better, I have an in with the owner. Oh, yeah. We work together. It's Dwight Schrute. As in Schrute Farms.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24728
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Customer
So I'd like to redouble my order, if you could put me down for, um --
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24729
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Dwight
Wait, shut up.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24730
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Customer
I'm sorry?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24731
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Dwight
Shh. Do you hear that?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24732
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Customer
Hear what?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24733
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Dwight
Breathing. Is that you?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24734
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Customer
Well, I am breathing, yes.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24735
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Dwight
Well, stop. Hold your breath. I still hear it. Who's there? Kelly, is that you? Hold on.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24736
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Customer
I need paper.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24737
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Dwight
Ha!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24738
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Kelly
Oh, my God. You scared me.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24739
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Dwight
Hear anything interesting?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24740
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Kelly
What are you talking about?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24741
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Dwight
I think you know.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24742
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Kelly
You always say that, and I almost never know.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24743
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Dwight
What are you up to, girl? Huh? Phyllis put you up to this? Stanley? Are they paying you?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24744
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Kelly
Are you accusing me of something?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24745
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Dwight
Of course I am. I know you're the mastermind, but you're too stupid to do it by yourself.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24746
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Jim
[behind Dwight]: OK.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24747
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Dwight
Ah!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24748
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Jim
Easy.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24749
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Dwight
OK.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24750
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Jim
Let's just -- Let's head back to the desk.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24751
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Kelly
You just can't come into my nook and call me stupid. And maybe if you were a little bit more nice and polite, then people wouldn't give you such bad customer reviews.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24752
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Dwight
The reason that I got bad customer reviews is because I didn't! There is a massive conspiracy going on here, and I know you're involved.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24753
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Kelly
Dwight, get out of my nook!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24754
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Pam
That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24755
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Jim
Good one.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24756
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Jim
Hey. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24757
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Kelly
Yeah, he's weird.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24758
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Jim
Well, we all handle it differently. I personally choose to handle it like a normal person, but...
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24759
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Kelly
OK.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24760
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Jim
Hey, how are you and Darryl?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24761
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Kelly
Um, we're cool. Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24762
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Jim
Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24763
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Pam
That was weird.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24764
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Jim
What was?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24765
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Pam
Have you ever had a conversation with Kelly where she didn't go on for 15 minutes without taking a breath?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24766
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Jim
No, actually.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24767
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Pam
Did you do something to her?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24768
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Jim
I don't think so.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24769
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Pam
Well, something's off.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24770
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Jim
Hey, how's things?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24771
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Ryan
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24772
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24773
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Ryan
Living in the moment.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24774
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Jim
Do you have any reason to believe that Kelly would be mad at me?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24775
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Ryan
I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim. Can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes. For keeps. Made it to the top. But look what it cost. Can I tell you what else I learned?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24776
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Jim
Wait, that's pretty weird.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24777
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Ryan
What?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24778
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Jim
Well, Andy has a mug just like that.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24779
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Ryan
Oh, yeah, Kelly gave them out as party favors. Remember? You got one.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24780
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Jim
No. What party?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24781
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Ryan
Her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. That's crazy. It was packed. I thought everyone was there. You were there. I remember you being there.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24782
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Jim
I wasn't. But thank you. Do you know anything about this party?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24783
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Pam
Yes, I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24784
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Jim
Well, I can't be the only one who didn't --
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24785
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Jim
[walks quickly to break room, opens cabinet and finds mugs of Oscar, Creed and Phyllis]
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24786
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Jim
Dwight, let me see your coffee cup.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24787
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Dwight
No.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24788
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Jim
Is that it?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24789
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Dwight
No. Why? No.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24790
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Jim
OK, I'm gonna assume that was it. Here's the thing: I think you're right. I think it was Kelly. I think she's mad at us for not coming to her party.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24791
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Dwight
Oh, man, I knew it. Who are her co-conspirators?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24792
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Jim
Probably just Kelly.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24793
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Dwight
Obviously. I knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24794
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Jim
That's what I'm saying.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24795
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Dwight
Yeah. What?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24796
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Jim
You were right.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24797
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Dwight
I was -- I was right.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24798
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Jim
You were right.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24799
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Dwight
I was right.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24800
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Jim
You knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24801
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Dwight
I knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24802
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Jim
You knew it the whole time, buddy.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24803
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Dwight
I knew it the whole time, buddy!
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