Every line from The Office season 5, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 6, 2008.
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Michael
Hey, sport.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24505
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Dwight
I heard someone got engaged, you dog, huh?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24506
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Michael
Ow! God!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24507
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Dwight
Oh, nothing can hurt you now. You're a man in love!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24508
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Darryl
I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pocket to cover his co-pay.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24509
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Andy
Big idea: double wedding. Me, Angela, you, Holly.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24510
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Michael
No, we would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24511
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Jim
Yeah, we'd never do that.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24512
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Michael
Yeah, so there you go.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24513
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Kelly
Michael, I got my bridesmaid dress.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24514
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Michael
Oh, wow, so quickly.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24515
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Kelly
Yeah, and you said I could get it in any color I wanted, so I picked white.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24516
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Kevin
Michael, did you tell your mom yet?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24517
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Michael
Nope. Nope. Not yet.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24518
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Jim
You wouldn't tell your mom?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24519
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Kevin
You love your mom.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24520
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Kelly
Call your mom, Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24521
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Michael
I'll call her later.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24522
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Group
Call her! Call her!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24523
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Michael
I don't want to do that. All right. She is going to freak out!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24524
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Andy
Speakerphone!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24525
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Michael
That's -- thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24526
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Mother
Hello?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24527
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Michael
Mom, I'm getting married.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24528
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Mother
No, you're not.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24529
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Michael
Why do you always do that? Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24530
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Mother
Well, are you getting married?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24531
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Michael
No.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24532
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Mother
Are you--
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24533
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Michael
I'm not, I'm not getting married. So... Psych.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24534
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Kelly
So I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I'm out $100.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24535
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Michael
And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24536
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Kelly
Yeah, uh, this is all of them: Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy and -- oh. Oh, it's the receipt to my bridesmaid dress. What's that doing there?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24537
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Michael
I'll take care of that for you. Thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24538
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Michael
Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep. And once a year, she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are with our salespeople. Sort of a Kapoor's List. 'Schindler's List' parody. ... That's not appropriate, no.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24539
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Jim
Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know it from looking at her, but Pam's a gold-digger.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24540
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Pam
Hey, New York ain't free. Get back to work.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24541
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Jim
Aww.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24542
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Pam
It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth. I found it in a Japanese gadget store in the village. I got one for Jim, too. Jim, say something.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24543
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Jim
Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24544
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Pam
We wanted to stay on the phone all day, but the company has a policy against eight-hour personal calls. So we're not telling anyone.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24545
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Alex
Uh, Pam. What do you want on your coffee?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24546
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Jim and Pam
Sprinkle of cinnamon.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24547
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Pam
I should go.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24548
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Michael
Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24549
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Dwight
Bring it on.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24550
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Michael
No.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24551
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Dwight
Sorry.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24552
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Michael
Wow.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24553
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Dwight
What does it say?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24554
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Michael
Dwight, your feedback is horrible.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24555
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Dwight
That's impossible.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24556
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Michael
A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24557
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Dwight
I sell more paper than anyone.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24558
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Michael
No, no, no, no, no.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24559
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Dwight
Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24560
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Michael
Do I look like I am joking?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24561
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Dwight
No, but that's sometimes part of it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24562
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Michael
If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24563
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Dwight
Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24564
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Michael
You're not.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24565
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Andy
Yo, Tommy Tuna, did you get your scores yet?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24566
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Jim
Nope.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24567
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Andy
I got mine. They were really good.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24568
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Pam
I miss him.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24569
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Jim
You must be really proud.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24570
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Andy
Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa! That's my mug.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24571
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Jim
Oh, sorry. It was just -- it was right here.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24572
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Andy
Right, well, it's mine, so if you could pour it out and get another one.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24573
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Jim
OK. Or maybe I could finish the coffee that's in here and you could use uh, oh -- Snoopy.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24574
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Pam
Don't give him Snoopy. That's mine.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24575
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Andy
It is a great mug. But it's not my mug. That is my mug. So give it back.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24576
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Jim
How can you even be sure?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24577
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Andy
It has my face on it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24578
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Jim
Make the face. Yeah, I don't see it.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24579
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Andy
Dude, that is my face!
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24580
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Pam
What was that?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24581
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Jim
Wow. That was Dwight. He seems upset about something.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24582
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Pam
Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24583
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Jim
It is... more of a spicy brown, actually.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24584
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Dwight
What are you mumbling about?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24585
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Jim
How was your meeting with Michael?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24586
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Dwight
None of your business.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24587
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Jim
Was it your scores?
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24588
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Dwight
Those can't be my scores, Jim. For your information --
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24589
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Jim
Mm-hmm.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24590
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Dwight
I'm being sabotaged.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24591
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Jim
Of course.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24592
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Dwight
And I'm going to find that person and punish them.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24593
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Jim
Absolutely. Or you could just be nice to your customers.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24594
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Dwight
You're an idiot.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24595
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Jim
There's the charm.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24596
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Michael
Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24597
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Jim
That is me. Wish me luck.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24598
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Dwight
No way.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24599
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Pam
Good luck.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24600
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Jim
Thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24601
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Dwight
I didn't say anything
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24602
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Pam
I love you.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24603
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Jim
I love you, too.
Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24604