"Crime Aid" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 5, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 23, 2008.

311 quotes · page 4 of 4

  1. Jim

    I like the wild card. I'm already liking the wild card.

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  2. Michael

    Really? I don't know. It's a big third date, Jim.

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  3. Jim

    Mmm-hmm.

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  4. Michael

    What do I do?

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  5. Jim

    Have you asked her what she wants to do?

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  6. Michael

    Well, I thought as the man that I should make the decision.

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  7. Jim

    No. You got that backwards.

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  8. Michael

    Times have changed, Jim.

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  9. Dwight

    Our first date was at the Anthracite Coal Museum. We had both been before, but we pretended like it was our first time so we could get all the extra information. They knew we were faking... 'cause they recognized us. But we made them tell us all the stories. All the safety information. And we corrected them whenever they got it wrong. You want half a sandwich?

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  10. Phyllis

    Okay.

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  11. Dwight

    I'll bring you one tomorrow. You've earned it. Mmm. I hope you like fox meat.

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