Dwight Schrute: “Our first date was at the Anthracite Coal Museum. We had both been before, but we pretended like it…”

Dwight

Our first date was at the Anthracite Coal Museum. We had both been before, but we pretended like it was our first time so we could get all the extra information. They knew we were faking... 'cause they recognized us. But we made them tell us all the stories. All the safety information. And we corrected them whenever they got it wrong. You want half a sandwich?

Dwight Schrute in “Crime Aid” · Season 5, episode 4 · Line 24067

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