Every line from The Office season 5, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 23, 2008.
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Receptionist
Pam, line three.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23759
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Pam
Okay, thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23760
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Pam
New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23761
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Pam
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23762
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Michael
Paaam-o-laaaaaa...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23763
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Pam
Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 16 to 18 hours a week.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23764
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Pam
Hey Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23765
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Michael
Paaam-o-laaaaaa... Miss ya kiddo. Miss you... so much.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23766
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Michael
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23767
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Holly
Hello.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23768
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Michael
That was really fun last night.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23769
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Holly
Yeah, it was nice.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23770
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Michael
I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23771
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Holly
Oh, that would be great. You need that.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23772
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23773
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23774
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Michael
Oh really?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23775
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23776
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Michael
Well...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23777
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Holly
It would help.
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Michael
I, uh... I let her win.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23779
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Holly
No, he didn't.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23780
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Michael
So, when, um, can I see you again?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23781
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Holly
Um, tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23782
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Michael
No.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23783
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Holly
I don't care, free tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23784
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Michael
Okay. Oh, wait, oh, tonight's no good. Because I am busy taking you out.
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Holly
Oh, I just remembered, I can't tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23786
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Michael
Why?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23787
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Holly
I'm going out with you.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23788
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Michael
Wow... Oh, wait a second, I can't tonight...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23789
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Holly
No more.
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Michael
Tonight's so...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23791
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Holly
No more.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23792
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Michael
Too many times. It's all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23793
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Holly
Thank you, you too.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23794
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Michael
You're welcome.
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Michael
In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where... you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I'll know for sure.
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Andy
That's for you. And, um, oh. I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money. 'Cause that's what I wrote on your save-the-date.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23797
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Dwight
You set a date?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23798
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Andy
J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna? Receptionist Money. K-Money.
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Phyllis
What are you making?
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Dwight
A knife.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23801
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Phyllis
You're making a knife with a knife?
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Dwight
You got a better way?
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Phyllis
You want to talk about it?
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Dwight
About what?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23805
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Phyllis
You know I know. You know they know.
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Dwight
I know none of that. If I did, you'd be the last to know.
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Holly
Oh, the mall could be fun.
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Michael
Yeah.
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Holly
We could go to the food court and get different foods. You could get Chicken Teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.
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Michael
Some of what we order depends on whether we're having sex after. Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have sex tonight?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23811
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Holly
...Hell yeah.
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Michael
Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then... then... then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first.
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Holly
Yeah, that's good.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23814
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Michael
Probably get soup or something light.
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Phyllis
Hi.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23816
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Dwight
She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23817
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Phyllis
It's nice to learn new things.
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Dwight
I was talking to myself.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23819
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Phyllis
Okay.
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Dwight
I just don't get it.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23821
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Phyllis
What don't you get?
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Dwight
Why is she marrying Andy?
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Phyllis
Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.
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Dwight
That's really fattening.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23825
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Phyllis
No, it's lettuce.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23826
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Holly
It's time to go.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23827
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Michael
No. No. Reservations are at 8:00, so we've got like an hour and 45 minutes. I'm a crazy eight, I'm crazy.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23828
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Holly
You're crazy, go crazy.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23829
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Holly
Oh, I forgot my keys.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23830
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Michael
Do you need 'em?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23831
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Holly
Yeah, lets go grab them.
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Michael
All right.
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Holly
Oh, after vous.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23834
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Michael
Thank vous. What? Oh!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23835
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Holly
I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23836
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Michael
Not if we turn these dials all the way down. Now they can't hear us at all.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23837
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Holly
Oh, good.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23838
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Michael
We're totally alone.
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Angela
Yes, that's correct. I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23840
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Oscar
Great, they stole my laptop.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23841
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Kevin
Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23842
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Oscar
How does that even compare?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23843
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Kevin
Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges.
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Michael
Oh, my God, what happened?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23845
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Jim
We were robbed last night.
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Dwight
Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen, Motives-financial, or possible, vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out. And that's all we have.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23847
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Holly
Can I talk to you for a second?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23848
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Michael
Yeah. Oh... oh!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23849
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Holly
That wasn't us, right? I mean... you remembered to lock the doors?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23850
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Michael
No, did you?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23851
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Holly
Michael I think this is our fault.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23852
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Michael
Oh, no, my God.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23853
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Holly
Oh...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23854
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Michael
Oh my God!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23855
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Michael
So much for sex without consequences.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23856
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Pam [on phone]
You are such a dork! Shots!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23857
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Jim
So apparently Pam went out last night, and accidentally called my work phone at 3:00 in the morning.
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