Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 23, 2008.
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Receptionist
Pam, line three.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23759
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Pam
Okay, thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23760
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Pam
New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23761
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Pam
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23762
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Michael
Paaam-o-laaaaaa...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23763
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Pam
Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 16 to 18 hours a week.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23764
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Pam
Hey Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23765
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Michael
Paaam-o-laaaaaa... Miss ya kiddo. Miss you... so much.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23766
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Michael
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23767
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Holly
Hello.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23768
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Michael
That was really fun last night.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23769
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Holly
Yeah, it was nice.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23770
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Michael
I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23771
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Holly
Oh, that would be great. You need that.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23772
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23773
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23774
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Michael
Oh really?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23775
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23776
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Michael
Well...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23777
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Holly
It would help.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23778
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Michael
I, uh... I let her win.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23779
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Holly
No, he didn't.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23780
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Michael
So, when, um, can I see you again?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23781
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Holly
Um, tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23782
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Michael
No.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23783
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Holly
I don't care, free tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23784
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Michael
Okay. Oh, wait, oh, tonight's no good. Because I am busy taking you out.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23785
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Holly
Oh, I just remembered, I can't tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23786
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Michael
Why?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23787
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Holly
I'm going out with you.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23788
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Michael
Wow... Oh, wait a second, I can't tonight...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23789
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Holly
No more.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23790
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Michael
Tonight's so...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23791
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Holly
No more.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23792
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Michael
Too many times. It's all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23793
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Holly
Thank you, you too.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23794
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Michael
You're welcome.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23795
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Michael
In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where... you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I'll know for sure.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23796
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Andy
That's for you. And, um, oh. I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money. 'Cause that's what I wrote on your save-the-date.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23797
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Dwight
You set a date?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23798
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Andy
J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna? Receptionist Money. K-Money.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23799
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Phyllis
What are you making?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23800
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Dwight
A knife.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23801
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Phyllis
You're making a knife with a knife?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23802
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Dwight
You got a better way?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23803
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Phyllis
You want to talk about it?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23804
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Dwight
About what?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23805
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Phyllis
You know I know. You know they know.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23806
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Dwight
I know none of that. If I did, you'd be the last to know.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23807
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Holly
Oh, the mall could be fun.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23808
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23809
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Holly
We could go to the food court and get different foods. You could get Chicken Teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23810
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Michael
Some of what we order depends on whether we're having sex after. Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have sex tonight?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23811
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Holly
...Hell yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23812
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Michael
Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then... then... then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23813
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Holly
Yeah, that's good.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23814
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Michael
Probably get soup or something light.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23815
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Phyllis
Hi.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23816
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Dwight
She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23817
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Phyllis
It's nice to learn new things.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23818
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Dwight
I was talking to myself.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23819
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Phyllis
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23820
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Dwight
I just don't get it.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23821
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Phyllis
What don't you get?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23822
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Dwight
Why is she marrying Andy?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23823
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Phyllis
Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23824
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Dwight
That's really fattening.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23825
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Phyllis
No, it's lettuce.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23826
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Holly
It's time to go.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23827
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Michael
No. No. Reservations are at 8:00, so we've got like an hour and 45 minutes. I'm a crazy eight, I'm crazy.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23828
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Holly
You're crazy, go crazy.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23829
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Holly
Oh, I forgot my keys.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23830
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Michael
Do you need 'em?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23831
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Holly
Yeah, lets go grab them.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23832
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Michael
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23833
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Holly
Oh, after vous.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23834
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Michael
Thank vous. What? Oh!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23835
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Holly
I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23836
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Michael
Not if we turn these dials all the way down. Now they can't hear us at all.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23837
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Holly
Oh, good.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23838
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Michael
We're totally alone.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23839
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Angela
Yes, that's correct. I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23840
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Oscar
Great, they stole my laptop.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23841
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Kevin
Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23842
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Oscar
How does that even compare?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23843
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Kevin
Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23844
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Michael
Oh, my God, what happened?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23845
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Jim
We were robbed last night.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23846
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Dwight
Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen, Motives-financial, or possible, vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out. And that's all we have.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23847
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Holly
Can I talk to you for a second?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23848
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Michael
Yeah. Oh... oh!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23849
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Holly
That wasn't us, right? I mean... you remembered to lock the doors?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23850
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Michael
No, did you?
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23851
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Holly
Michael I think this is our fault.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23852
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Michael
Oh, no, my God.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23853
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Holly
Oh...
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23854
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Michael
Oh my God!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23855
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Michael
So much for sex without consequences.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23856
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Pam [on phone]
You are such a dork! Shots!
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23857
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Jim
So apparently Pam went out last night, and accidentally called my work phone at 3:00 in the morning.
Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23858