Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 23, in script order. First aired May 17, 2007.
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Michael
David!
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16428
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David
Oh, Michael?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16429
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Michael
Are we all set?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16430
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David
Isn't our interview tomorrow?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16431
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Michael
Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in and say hello.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16432
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David
You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16433
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Michael
Thought I'd catch a show.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16434
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David
In the middle of a work day?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16435
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Michael
Naaah. You know what? Since I'm here, let me ask you a few questions about the job.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16436
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David
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16437
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Michael
Um, how many people are you interviewing?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16438
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David
We're only interviewing the branch managers and some other upper level company people.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16439
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Michael
Ah, well, good. Out of curiosity are you interviewing anyone who has been here longer than I have, or manages more people?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16440
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David
I don't think so.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16441
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Michael
Great. One more... question. When you merged those branches who did you put in charge?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16442
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David
I believe we put you in charge.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16443
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Michael
Ah, great. No further questions.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16444
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David
Okay, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16445
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Michael
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16446
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David
I'm really looking forward to our interview.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16447
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Michael
And I'm really looking forward to working with you.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16448
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Michael
I got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. Hey, Pam yeah, I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentially. I'll be like three hours late.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16449
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Kevin
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16450
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Jim
Hey, Kev.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16451
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Kevin
What's different about you? You look worse.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16452
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Jim
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16453
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Meredith
You got a haircut. It's sexy, hot.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16454
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Jim
Ohhh...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16455
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Meredith
Turn around.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16456
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Jim
No.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16457
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Meredith
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16458
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Jim
No way.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16459
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Meredith
Do it!
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16460
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Andy
Blup-dup-do. What's up, Big Haircut? You are no longer Big Tuna. From henceforth, you shall be known as Big Haircut.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16461
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Jim
Andy...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16462
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Andy
What is it, Big Haircut?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16463
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Jim
Nothing.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16464
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Andy
Sorry, I can't hear you Big Haircut.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16465
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Jim
Yup.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16466
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Andy
What?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16467
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Jim
Karen suggested that I get a haircut for the interview tomorrow so that I could look presentable and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16468
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Pam
Hey. I think it looks great.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16469
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Jim
Thanks, Pam.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16470
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Pam
After I had my little outburst at the beach, Jim was really nice about it. He just basically said that he missed my friendship too and I would always mean a lot to him and I understand where he's coming from. For the record, I am not embarassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it, and it only took me three years to summons the courage, so thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16471
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16472
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Dwight
You wanted to see me?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16473
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Michael
Yes, the time has come to name my own replacement. So please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16474
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Dwight
But that's my name. Dwight, congratuations a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch. Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16475
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Michael
Okay. Uh...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16476
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Dwight
Thank you, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16477
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Michael
Uh, okay.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16478
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Dwight
Thank you so much.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16479
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Michael
Stop crying.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16480
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Dwight
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16481
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Michael
Ohhhhh...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16482
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Pam
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16483
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Karen
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16484
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Pam
Um, about the beach...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16485
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Karen
It's okay, we all say things without thinking.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16486
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Pam
Oh, no it's not that, I've actually been thinking that for a long time, and I'm glad I said it. I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16487
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Karen
Oh. Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16488
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Karen
Pam is... kind of a bitch.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16489
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Karen
Hey, what if we leave tonight? Grab a bite, get a hotel room, enjoy the city a little bit.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16490
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Jim
Ahhh... just have so much paperwork to do. Wow. Done. Okay, let's do it.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16491
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Jim
So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early 'cause we want to spend the night in the city.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16492
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Michael
Why so you can do it?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16493
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Karen
[looks annoyed]
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16494
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Jim
Whoops.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16495
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Michael
No, um, well I was thinking that uh, actually we could all leave tomorrow and do a convoy you know? Convoys are really fun. Pull up next to each other, give each other the finger...
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16496
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Jim
Hmmm.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16497
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Karen
Heh.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16498
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Michael
Moon each other.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16499
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Jim
Ah, we're gonna go tonight, but we're gonna see you there tomorrow morning, right?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16500
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Michael
All right.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16501
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Jim
All right.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16502
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Michael
Your loss.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16503
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Karen
Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16504
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Michael
Cruise control.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16505
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Karen
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16506
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Kevin
So Jim, who do you think is hotter? Pam or Karen?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16507
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Jim
Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16508
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Kevin
Pam is taller.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16509
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Jim
You sure?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16510
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Kevin
Yes. She has bigger breasts, too.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16511
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Jim
Wow.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16512
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Kevin
I think Karen has a prettier face.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16513
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Jim
Uh, hmm. Uh, hmm. What else?
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16514
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Kevin
Well I mean Pam's face is really pretty too. It's a very tough call.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16515
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Jim
Hm. Really tough call.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16516
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16517
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Jim
You know what? Why don't you take the rest of the day, figure it out and then come back and tell me what you got.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16518
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Kevin
Will do.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16519
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Jim
All right.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16520
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Oscar
Hey, Pam I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16521
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Pam
Wow, very funny.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16522
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Stanley
I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16523
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Kelly
Are you kidding? I would have never done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense, Pam.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16524
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Pam
[smiles]
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16525
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Meredith
You know what? Don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16526
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Creed
I remember. I blogged the whole thing.
Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16527