"Safety Training" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 19, in script order. First aired April 12, 2007.

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Kevin

Well, would you like a cup of no coffee? 'Cause that's what we have.

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Andy

Is it fresh?

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Kevin

Are you going to beat me up?

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Andy

Umm... No.

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Andy

People don't need to be afraid of me. I can't achieve anger any more, and I have a new car. Toyota Prius, because Andy didn't care about fuel efficiency, but Drew has seen 'An Inconvenient Truth'. Nearly twice.

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Angela

[walks around Andy's new car keying it]

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Michael

OK, come on everybody, go time. Pam let's go.

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Pam

I thought I'd stay and answer the phones.

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Michael

Don't worry Pam, you will be answering phones for the rest of your life... Your long lovely life. saved it.

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Michael

Here we go.

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Dwight

Come on.

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Michael

Field Trip.

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Dwight

Step lively. Single file everybody.

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Michael

Like we're going to the science museum.

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Dwight

Let's single...

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Michael

Learn by touching.

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Dwight

Single... OK.

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Michael

I've been told that I'm a tactile learner.

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Dwight

Buddy system, everyone buddy up, find a buddy.

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Kelly

You should work out Ryan, you would look so hot.

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Ryan

Totally, we should both work out.

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Kelly

Screw you.

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Michael

Kelly, Ryan looks great. You should be thankful that you...

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Larry

Sir, could you please, please focus on Darryl?

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Michael

I...

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Larry

Try.

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Darryl

Summing up.

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Michael

Sum it up Darryl, sum it up.

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Michael

We got beat today, Dwight.

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Dwight

[sighs]

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Michael

But it was not a fair fight.

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Dwight

No it was not. Remind me again, what was the fight exactly, who was it between, and what was the outcome?

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Michael

It was the warehouse guys...

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Dwight

Right.

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Michael

... Dwight, they embarrassed us...

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Dwight

Argh!

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Michael

... because they had a much scarier safety presentation.

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Dwight

Ghaaa!

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Michael

You know what's funny? Robin Williams. When a cat gets stuck in a washing machine. City Slickers. Talking like Borat. You know what's not funny? Safety, or making fun of the person trying to talk about safety. Not nice. I must show people how dangerous office can be. High five... Now that's funny.

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Michael

How do you make depression sexy? How do you... How do you get people interested in depression? That is the conon... the conun... the conumbery

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Michael

Those warehouse guys, think that we are all flabby, middle management, nerf balls. Well I'm going to show them that we have nerfs of steel.

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Andy

You know guys, I recently learned some pretty cool stuff about the difference between feeling something and... acting on that thing.

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Dwight

Can you tell Andy to focus on the springs? Please.

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Michael

Yeah, Drew.

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Andy

Yes bosses.

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Michael

You know Drew, why don't you go inside. Dwight come here. Where should we put this?

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Dwight

OK, ahh, turn around, and do a broad jump for me on go. Ready... Go! One Mississ... OK, you went that far on one Mississ. Ippi would take you to here. This trajectory times the propulsion from your quadriceps would be about three Mississippi, maybe three and a quarter. So one Mississ... correct... ippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... e. Right here.

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Michael

OK, good. Thank you. Wanna take our time, do this right.

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Phyllis

Hello? Hi Bob Vance.

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Karen

That's three times in ten minutes.

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Stanley

Where's my five dollars?

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Phyllis

You are my little teddy bear. I wantcha.

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Stanley

I always knew my co-workers were annoying. I never realized I could profit from it. Go ahead Bob Vance, call Phyllis, all day.

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Andy

Michael, go ahead, we're listening.

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Michael

I'm going to wait. I don't want to say this twice, it's too painful and I'm too depressed.

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Creed

Michael, you can not fly, you can not, I've seen this too many times.

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Kelly

Give me that thing, I want to try.

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Jim

Oh, you know what we should probably preserve the batteries.

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Kelly

I was just going to say that you have a cute butt. Oh my God I did not just say that, did I just say that? Oh my God I'm so adorable.

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Angela

I know the timings bad, but I hate to be a nudge, but there's stuff that he has to sign that needs to be mailed by four.

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Dwight

OK, if he's not down by four, I'll get the papers up to him.

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Angela

OK, it's three forty eight.

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Jim

OK, Ryan you know what? You can do this.

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Ryan

Oh, no, I have no training in this sort of thing.

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Jim

Come on.

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Stanley

Don't play dumb, you know damn well what we talking about.

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Jim

Come on. He'll listen to you.

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Everyone

Come on Ryan.

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Angela

Let's do it.

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Dwight

Come on pretty boy.

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Ryan

Michael, you have always taken a great interest in my career.

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Michael

I will miss you the most Ryan.

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Ryan

Oh, what is your deal man!? Seriously I don't get it.

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Andy

Let me borrow that chief. Michael, you don't have to prove anything to anyone but yourself. So don't jump just to prove anything to us. OK? That said, if you need to prove something to yourself, you should jump.

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Jim

Oh!

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Andy

Up to you.

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Jim

No no no!

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Andy

If you do jump, I want you to reach for the sky.

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Pam

Hey!

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Jim

OK. careful, thanks.

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Andy

Grab a comet and kiss the moon! Kiss it!

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Kevin

See this is why you always take ten thousand to one. You never know.

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Darryl

You own a convertible. Come on man that's, that's hot. Women love that stuff right?

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Dwight

It's only leased, and it's got rust damage, he'll never get his deposit back.

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Michael

Coal miners, crab fishermen, Dog The Bounty Hunter, all dangerous jobs. But also upper middle management. Wow! I could have fallen off a roof today... And you don't worry about falling off a roof when you work on a crab boat... And there are no roofs in coal mines.

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Andy

Goodnight Stanley.

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