Dwight Schrute: “OK, ahh, turn around, and do a broad jump for me on go. Ready... Go! One Mississ... OK, you went…”

Dwight

OK, ahh, turn around, and do a broad jump for me on go. Ready... Go! One Mississ... OK, you went that far on one Mississ. Ippi would take you to here. This trajectory times the propulsion from your quadriceps would be about three Mississippi, maybe three and a quarter. So one Mississ... correct... ippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... e. Right here.

Dwight Schrute in “Safety Training” · Season 3, episode 19 · Line 15302

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