"Performance Review" Quotes (page 5)

Every line from The Office season 2, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2005.

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1. Michael

   What is an office? Is it a group of people? Maybe. Is it an idea? Of course, yes. Is it a living organism? Exactly, yes. And any single cell organism has to have a spine, and that's me. But the spine is always controlled by a brain, and that is Jan. But the brain needs a heart, and that is me again. So ironic. You know what? The heart is smarter than the brain. But the brain is so effing hot.

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