Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2005.
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Jim
So, that's... It's great.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4797
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Michael
Yes, it is.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4798
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Jim
Yeah. You have fun?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4799
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Michael
Yes, I did.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4800
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Jim
Did you go to first base?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4801
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Michael
Hell, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4802
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Jim
Oh, yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4803
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4804
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Jim
Did you go to second?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4805
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Michael
What?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4806
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Jim
Second.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4807
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Michael
Kind of, yeah. Over the shirt, my elbow, but...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4808
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Jim
Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4809
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Michael
Um, yup, wait, yes.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4810
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Jim
Pop-up?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4811
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Michael
No, there... Later there was.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4812
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Jim
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4813
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Michael
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4814
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Jim
So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I'm saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn't he?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4815
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Michael
I didn't, you know, it was... It was dark, for one thing.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4816
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Jim
Office romances. Um... I think you should probably ask Pam 'cause she's in an office romance, technically.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4817
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Michael
Let's just push on, shall we?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4818
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Dwight
Pushing on.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4819
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Michael
It's next. Just keep it. 'Look on the supply shelf.' What? What is that? All right, Ryan, look on the supply shelf, would you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4820
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Ryan
Yeah. It's another note.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4821
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Michael
Okay, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4822
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Ryan
Look on the windshield.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4823
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Michael
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4824
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Dwight
Does it specify which windshield?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4825
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Ryan
I'll check them all.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4826
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Dwight
This ought to be good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4827
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Jim
Which one?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4828
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Dwight
Oh, no, no. It's on the Miata.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4829
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Pam
He sees it.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4830
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Dwight
What does it say?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4831
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Jim
He can't hear you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4832
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Michael
Okay, field trip's over. Come on. Could we please get back to this?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4833
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Dwight
Come on. Let's get back to this.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4834
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Michael
All right, don't break any lands-speed records getting back, okay, Stanley?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4835
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Stanley
I'm back.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4836
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Michael
Christ Almighty.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4837
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Ryan
Look under the sink in the men's room.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4838
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Michael
All right, next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4839
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4840
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Michael
Don't...' Okay, that's blank. Don't. Just...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4841
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Dwight
Don't sleep with your boss.' Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4842
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Jan
Okay, let me make something clear. As embarrassing as this is, I feel that it needs to be said. There is nothing romantic or sexual going on with Michael and myself.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4843
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Michael
Well...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4844
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Jan
The other night, I gave him a polite congratulatory kiss because he just closed the biggest deal of his career. And that's it. If anything else has been implied, Dwight, or inferred, Michael, Creed, it's just not true, okay? It's not true. So... Is everyone straight on that?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4845
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Michael
Crystal.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4846
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Dwight
There's one more suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4847
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Michael
How pleasant. You can...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4848
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Dwight
Way to go man, Jan's really hot.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4849
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Michael
Okay, I think we're good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4850
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Pam
Oh, my God. When Dwight said no one wants to come in on a Saturday...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4851
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Jim
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4852
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Pam
I almost lost it. That was too good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4853
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Jim
Well, that is because that is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, my God. I left today's paper on my desk.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4854
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Pam
You mean yesterday's paper.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4855
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Jim
What? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Wow. You are very good at what you do.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4856
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4857
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Dwight
Hey, temp.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4858
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Ryan
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4859
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Dwight
Look, we're twins.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4860
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Ryan
Cool.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4861
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Dwight
Bet you I got mine for less than yours.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4862
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Ryan
I bet you did.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4863
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Dwight
Getting a little something that calm the nerves?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4864
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Ryan
What nerves?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4865
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Dwight
For the performance review. Oh, wait, you don't get one. You're a temp.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4866
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Ryan
Actually, I had mine already.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4867
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Dwight
You're lying.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4868
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Ryan
Why would I lie about a performance review?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4869
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Dwight
Why would Michael give you one before me?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4870
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Ryan
I think because my name is before yours in alphabetical order.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4871
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Dwight
How did it go?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4872
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Ryan
Fine. He actually gave me a small raise, which I did not ask for. It's stuck. It's cool, it fell.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4873
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Dwight
You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Yes, you are. You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Ya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, right? You are gonna give me this raise! Why? Because I'm awesome, awesome, yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you for your time, dude. Champ. My lord, mi amigo. Mi amor. Ha! Wild side! I am ready.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4874
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Michael
Yeah, that got a little out of control. Jan's taking a break, which is fine. I'm doing the same, just chilling. Getting my mind off of us. She's right. I need to be more professional at the office. When I'm at work, I need to focus on work. I should call her ex-husband.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4875
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Michael
Hello, is this R. Gould? Hi there. My name is Michael Scott, I work at Dunder Mifflin. I believe I work with your wife, ex-wife, Jan. Yeah, that's right, yes. Um... I was wondering if I could ask a personal question about her. Mmm-hmm. Okay, well, could I ask anyway? Uh-huh. Well, I'm just gonna ask. When you guys were dating was she sort of easy to get and then really hard to get?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4876
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Michael
Yeah, that Gould is a real interesting guy, a gem. I can see why he and Jan are no longer together. If my conversation with him is any measure of their relationship, he was verbally abusive, he was curt. He was... He had an inability to communicate, shall I say? He was emotionally unavailable. I don't know how she dealt with that as long as she did.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4877
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Michael
Never...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4878
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Jan
Never for me always means never, ever, ever.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4879
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Michael
Well, then, Gould wasn't kidding.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4880
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Jan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4881
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Michael
Nothing, I just...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4882
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Jan
What did you say, Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4883
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Michael
Nothing.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4884
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Jan
Did you call my ex?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4885
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Michael
No, I did not.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4886
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Jan
Gould, you said, Gould.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4887
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Michael
Maybe I did. Maybe I called him, I don't know.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4888
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Jan
How dare you, Michael? My personal life is off-limits to you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4889
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Michael
I...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4890
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Jan
Okay, how dare you do that?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4891
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Michael
I didn't do that. I... Maybe he called me.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4892
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Jan
Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4893
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Michael
Ex-husband, you have to let it go.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4894
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Jan
I mean...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4895
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Ryan
Look under the suggestion box.' 'I can't believe I kept this up all day.' Signed, me.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4896