Every line from The Office season 2, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2005.
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Jim
So, that's... It's great.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4797
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Michael
Yes, it is.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4798
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Jim
Yeah. You have fun?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4799
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Michael
Yes, I did.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4800
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Jim
Did you go to first base?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4801
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Michael
Hell, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4802
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Jim
Oh, yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4803
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4804
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Jim
Did you go to second?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4805
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Michael
What?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4806
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Jim
Second.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4807
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Michael
Kind of, yeah. Over the shirt, my elbow, but...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4808
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Jim
Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4809
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Michael
Um, yup, wait, yes.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4810
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Jim
Pop-up?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4811
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Michael
No, there... Later there was.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4812
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Jim
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4813
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Michael
Yes.
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Jim
So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I'm saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn't he?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4815
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Michael
I didn't, you know, it was... It was dark, for one thing.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4816
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Jim
Office romances. Um... I think you should probably ask Pam 'cause she's in an office romance, technically.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4817
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Michael
Let's just push on, shall we?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4818
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Dwight
Pushing on.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4819
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Michael
It's next. Just keep it. 'Look on the supply shelf.' What? What is that? All right, Ryan, look on the supply shelf, would you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4820
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Ryan
Yeah. It's another note.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4821
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Michael
Okay, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4822
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Ryan
Look on the windshield.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4823
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Michael
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4824
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Dwight
Does it specify which windshield?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4825
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Ryan
I'll check them all.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4826
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Dwight
This ought to be good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4827
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Jim
Which one?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4828
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Dwight
Oh, no, no. It's on the Miata.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4829
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Pam
He sees it.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4830
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Dwight
What does it say?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4831
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Jim
He can't hear you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4832
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Michael
Okay, field trip's over. Come on. Could we please get back to this?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4833
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Dwight
Come on. Let's get back to this.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4834
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Michael
All right, don't break any lands-speed records getting back, okay, Stanley?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4835
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Stanley
I'm back.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4836
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Michael
Christ Almighty.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4837
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Ryan
Look under the sink in the men's room.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4838
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Michael
All right, next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4839
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
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Michael
Don't...' Okay, that's blank. Don't. Just...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4841
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Dwight
Don't sleep with your boss.' Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4842
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Jan
Okay, let me make something clear. As embarrassing as this is, I feel that it needs to be said. There is nothing romantic or sexual going on with Michael and myself.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4843
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Michael
Well...
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Jan
The other night, I gave him a polite congratulatory kiss because he just closed the biggest deal of his career. And that's it. If anything else has been implied, Dwight, or inferred, Michael, Creed, it's just not true, okay? It's not true. So... Is everyone straight on that?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4845
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Michael
Crystal.
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Dwight
There's one more suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4847
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Michael
How pleasant. You can...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4848
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Dwight
Way to go man, Jan's really hot.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4849
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Michael
Okay, I think we're good.
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Pam
Oh, my God. When Dwight said no one wants to come in on a Saturday...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4851
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Jim
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4852
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Pam
I almost lost it. That was too good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4853
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Jim
Well, that is because that is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, my God. I left today's paper on my desk.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4854
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Pam
You mean yesterday's paper.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4855
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Jim
What? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Wow. You are very good at what you do.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4856
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4857
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Dwight
Hey, temp.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4858
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Ryan
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4859
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Dwight
Look, we're twins.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4860
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Ryan
Cool.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4861
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Dwight
Bet you I got mine for less than yours.
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Ryan
I bet you did.
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Dwight
Getting a little something that calm the nerves?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4864
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Ryan
What nerves?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4865
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Dwight
For the performance review. Oh, wait, you don't get one. You're a temp.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4866
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Ryan
Actually, I had mine already.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4867
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Dwight
You're lying.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4868
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Ryan
Why would I lie about a performance review?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4869
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Dwight
Why would Michael give you one before me?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4870
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Ryan
I think because my name is before yours in alphabetical order.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4871
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Dwight
How did it go?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4872
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Ryan
Fine. He actually gave me a small raise, which I did not ask for. It's stuck. It's cool, it fell.
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Dwight
You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Yes, you are. You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Ya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, right? You are gonna give me this raise! Why? Because I'm awesome, awesome, yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you for your time, dude. Champ. My lord, mi amigo. Mi amor. Ha! Wild side! I am ready.
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Michael
Yeah, that got a little out of control. Jan's taking a break, which is fine. I'm doing the same, just chilling. Getting my mind off of us. She's right. I need to be more professional at the office. When I'm at work, I need to focus on work. I should call her ex-husband.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4875
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Michael
Hello, is this R. Gould? Hi there. My name is Michael Scott, I work at Dunder Mifflin. I believe I work with your wife, ex-wife, Jan. Yeah, that's right, yes. Um... I was wondering if I could ask a personal question about her. Mmm-hmm. Okay, well, could I ask anyway? Uh-huh. Well, I'm just gonna ask. When you guys were dating was she sort of easy to get and then really hard to get?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4876
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Michael
Yeah, that Gould is a real interesting guy, a gem. I can see why he and Jan are no longer together. If my conversation with him is any measure of their relationship, he was verbally abusive, he was curt. He was... He had an inability to communicate, shall I say? He was emotionally unavailable. I don't know how she dealt with that as long as she did.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4877
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Michael
Never...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4878
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Jan
Never for me always means never, ever, ever.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4879
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Michael
Well, then, Gould wasn't kidding.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4880
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Jan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4881
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Michael
Nothing, I just...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4882
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Jan
What did you say, Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4883
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Michael
Nothing.
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Jan
Did you call my ex?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4885
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Michael
No, I did not.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4886
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Jan
Gould, you said, Gould.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4887
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Michael
Maybe I did. Maybe I called him, I don't know.
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Jan
How dare you, Michael? My personal life is off-limits to you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4889
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Michael
I...
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Jan
Okay, how dare you do that?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4891
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Michael
I didn't do that. I... Maybe he called me.
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Jan
Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?
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Michael
Ex-husband, you have to let it go.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4894
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Jan
I mean...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Line 4895
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Ryan
Look under the suggestion box.' 'I can't believe I kept this up all day.' Signed, me.
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