Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2005.
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Jim
Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11:15, and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow, which is the fifteenth, and that is a...
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4597
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Dwight
Saturday.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4598
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Jim
...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4599
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Jan
We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4600
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Pam
Sure.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4601
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Michael
Hi, Jan. How are you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4602
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Jan
I'm good; how are you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4603
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Michael
Good to see you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4604
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Jan
Nice to see you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4605
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Michael
Ok. Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4606
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Jan
Can we please go in your office?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4607
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Michael
Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. No calls.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4608
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Kevin
Oooo.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4609
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Michael
Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4610
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Jan
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4611
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Michael
It's nice to see you.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4612
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Jan
Nice to see you too, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4613
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Michael
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4614
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Jan
Not like that.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4615
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Michael
Oh, well.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4616
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Jan
You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4617
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Michael
Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4618
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Jan
Period.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4619
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Michael
Yep.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4620
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Jan
Do we understand each other.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4621
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Michael
Absolutely.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4622
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Michael
I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because 'Oh, I regret that.' But, 'Wait, I'm still gonna call you.' But, but, 'We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job.' But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4623
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Jan
So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4624
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Michael
No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4625
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Jan
No.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4626
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Michael
This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4627
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Jan
Fine.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4628
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Michael
Are you wearing a new perfume today?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4629
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Jan
How is that a business question?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4630
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Michael
Well, you're wearing it at the office. And it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4631
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Jan
Please don't smell me, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4632
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Pam
Hey, Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4633
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Jim
Hey, how's it goin'?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4634
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Pam
Oh my God, did you see 'The Apprentice' last night?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4635
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Jim
Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4636
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Pam
Can you believe who Trump fired?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4637
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Jim
No, that was unbelievable.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4638
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Dwight
Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4639
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Pam
You didn't see it?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4640
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Dwight
No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4641
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Michael
I don't understand- Hold on. Sorry. Yes, Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4642
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Pam
Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4643
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Michael
I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4644
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Pam
You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4645
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Michael
I did not, not, not use those words.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4646
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Jan
Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting is it happening right now?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4647
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Michael
No, it's in like ten minutes.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4648
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Pam
Everyone's waiting in the conference room.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4649
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Jan
Great. Very good.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4650
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Michael
Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one: 'What should we do to prepare for Y2K?'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4651
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Dwight
What should we do to prepare for Y2K?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4652
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Kelly
I thought you read these every week.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4653
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Michael
Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. That happens occasionally.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4654
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Dwight
It happens occasionally.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4655
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Michael
And, um, one down. Next suggestion: 'we need better outreach for employees fighting depression'. Ok, alright, enough with the jokes. Nobody in here is suffering from depression.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4656
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Jan
That sounds serious, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4657
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Michael
Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4658
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Dwight
Tom?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4659
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Michael
Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4660
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Phyllis
Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom? Pow.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4661
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Michael
Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4662
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4663
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Michael
Arrr, dooby dooby do. 'You need to do something about your B.O.'
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4664
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Dwight
You need to do something about your B.O.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4665
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Michael
Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4666
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Toby
Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4667
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Michael
Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4668
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Creed
Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4669
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Michael
Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. 'You need to do something about your coffee breath'-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4670
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Dwight
You need-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4671
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Michael
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4672
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Dwight
To do something about-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4673
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Michael
Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4674
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Angela
Sometimes you talk to us real close.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4675
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Michael
Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4676
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Angela
Well, when you have coffee breath-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4677
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Michael
I'll work on that-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4678
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Angela
It's hard.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4679
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Michael
Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4680
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Dwight
Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4681
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Michael
Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4682
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4683
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Michael
Don't sl-', ok, that's blank Don't, just put it-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4684
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Dwight
Don't sleep with your boss'? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4685
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Jan
I can't, I can't-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4686
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Michael
I don't understand why you're so upset.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4687
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Jan
Please sit down.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4688
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Michael
Let me ask you-
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4689
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Jan
You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4690
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Michael
Ok, let me ask you this.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4691
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Jan
Please, sit yourself down.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4692
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Michael
Let me ask you something.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4693
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Jan
What, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4694
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Michael
Where did you get your outfit?
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4695
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Dwight
You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!
Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4696