Every line from The Office season 2, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2005.
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Jim
Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11:15, and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow, which is the fifteenth, and that is a...
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Dwight
Saturday.
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Jim
...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.
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Jan
We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?
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Pam
Sure.
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Michael
Hi, Jan. How are you?
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Jan
I'm good; how are you?
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Michael
Good to see you.
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Jan
Nice to see you.
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Michael
Ok. Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.
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Jan
Can we please go in your office?
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Michael
Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. No calls.
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Kevin
Oooo.
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Michael
Alright.
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Jan
Thank you.
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Michael
It's nice to see you.
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Jan
Nice to see you too, Michael.
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Michael
Really?
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Jan
Not like that.
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Michael
Oh, well.
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Jan
You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.
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Michael
Alright.
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Jan
Period.
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Michael
Yep.
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Jan
Do we understand each other.
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Michael
Absolutely.
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Michael
I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because 'Oh, I regret that.' But, 'Wait, I'm still gonna call you.' But, but, 'We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job.' But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.
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Jan
So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?
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Michael
No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?
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Jan
No.
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Michael
This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.
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Jan
Fine.
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Michael
Are you wearing a new perfume today?
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Jan
How is that a business question?
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Michael
Well, you're wearing it at the office. And it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.
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Jan
Please don't smell me, Michael.
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Pam
Hey, Jim.
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Jim
Hey, how's it goin'?
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Pam
Oh my God, did you see 'The Apprentice' last night?
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Jim
Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
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Pam
Can you believe who Trump fired?
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Jim
No, that was unbelievable.
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Dwight
Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
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Pam
You didn't see it?
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Dwight
No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?
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Michael
I don't understand- Hold on. Sorry. Yes, Pam.
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Pam
Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.
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Michael
I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.
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Pam
You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.
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Michael
I did not, not, not use those words.
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Jan
Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting is it happening right now?
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Michael
No, it's in like ten minutes.
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Pam
Everyone's waiting in the conference room.
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Jan
Great. Very good.
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Michael
Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one: 'What should we do to prepare for Y2K?'
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Dwight
What should we do to prepare for Y2K?
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Kelly
I thought you read these every week.
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Michael
Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. That happens occasionally.
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Dwight
It happens occasionally.
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Michael
And, um, one down. Next suggestion: 'we need better outreach for employees fighting depression'. Ok, alright, enough with the jokes. Nobody in here is suffering from depression.
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Jan
That sounds serious, Michael.
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Michael
Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?
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Dwight
Tom?
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Michael
Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.
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Phyllis
Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom? Pow.
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Michael
Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
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Michael
Arrr, dooby dooby do. 'You need to do something about your B.O.'
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Dwight
You need to do something about your B.O.
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Michael
Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
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Toby
Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
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Michael
Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.
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Creed
Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
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Michael
Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. 'You need to do something about your coffee breath'-
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Dwight
You need-
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Michael
Ok.
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Dwight
To do something about-
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Michael
Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
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Angela
Sometimes you talk to us real close.
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Michael
Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-
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Angela
Well, when you have coffee breath-
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Michael
I'll work on that-
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Angela
It's hard.
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Michael
Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.
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Dwight
Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?
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Michael
Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.
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Dwight
Next suggestion.
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Michael
Don't sl-', ok, that's blank Don't, just put it-
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Dwight
Don't sleep with your boss'? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
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Jan
I can't, I can't-
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Michael
I don't understand why you're so upset.
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Jan
Please sit down.
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Michael
Let me ask you-
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Jan
You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.
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Michael
Ok, let me ask you this.
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Jan
Please, sit yourself down.
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Michael
Let me ask you something.
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Jan
What, Michael.
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Michael
Where did you get your outfit?
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Dwight
You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!
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