Every line from The Office season 1, episode 6, in script order. First aired April 26, 2005.
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Jim
Went well?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1964
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Dwight
I think it did.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1965
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Jim
You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1966
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Dwight
Seriously?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1967
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Jim
Anything. Good. Yup.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1968
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Dwight
What else?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1969
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Jim
Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1970
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Dwight
It's a mini-briefcase.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1971
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Jim
Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1972
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Kevin
Do you like Steve Miller?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1973
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Katy
No.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1974
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Kevin
Cause I'm in a Steve Miller Tribute... Tribute Band.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1975
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Jim
Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1976
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Dwight
It's in my purse.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1977
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Jim
Oh, great thanks.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1978
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Dwight
Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now, I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1979
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Michael
All right. That's looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1980
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Ryan
What kind do you like?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1981
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Michael
Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1982
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Ryan
Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1983
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Michael
Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of 'em.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1984
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Ryan
Okay. Do you like The Strokes?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1985
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Michael
Mmm hmm. I like 'em.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1986
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Ryan
Do you like The Hives?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1987
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Michael
Yes. God. They're awesome.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1988
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Ryan
You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1989
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Michael
Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1990
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Ryan
Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1991
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Michael
Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1992
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Ryan
Absolutely.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1993
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Michael
All right. This is gonna be good.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1994
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Dwight
Hi, here you can have this. It's a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1995
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Kelly
Uh, thank you.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1996