Every quote from The Office season 1, episode 6, in script order. First aired April 26, 2005.
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Michael
Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1664
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Michael
I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1665
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Roy
Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1666
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Jim
Cute, sure, yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1667
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Roy
Why don't you get on that?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1668
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Jim
She's not really my type.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1669
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Roy
What are you gay?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1670
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Jim
Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1671
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Kevin
What is your type?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1672
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Jim
Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1673
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Roy
That's disgusting.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1674
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Kevin
Stay away from my mom.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1675
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Jim
Too late, Kev.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1676
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Roy
Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1677
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Pam
We're not dating, we're engaged.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1678
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Roy
Engaged, yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1679
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Jim
Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1680
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Jim
She'd be perfect for you.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1681
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Dwight
Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1682
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Jim
So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1683
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Dwight
Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1684
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Jim
Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1685
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Dwight
That's true.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1686
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Jim
Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1687
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Dwight
True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1688
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Jim
It's all gold.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1689
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Katy
Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1690
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Jim
Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1691
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Dwight
What's that?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1692
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Jim
You buy a purse.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1693
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Dwight
I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1694
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Jim
Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1695
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Dwight
No.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1696
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Jim
Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1697
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Dwight
Like those?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1698
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Jim
Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1699
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Dwight
Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1700
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Jim
No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1701
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Jim
Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1702
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Pam
[smiles]
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1703
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Jim
Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1704
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Pam
Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1705
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Jim
Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1706
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Pam
Oh!
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1707
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Jim
Oh! That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1708
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Pam
Oh...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1709
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Jim
I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1710
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Pam
Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1711
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Jim
Here he comes, shhh...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1712
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Jim
Good.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1713
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Pam
[smiles in agreement]
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1714
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Jim
He did pick a good one.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1715
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Pam
You're horrible.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1716
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Katy
This one's really good for a hot date.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1717
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Pam
Yeah, what's that?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1718
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Katy
[laughs]
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1719
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Pam
I'm engaged. So...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1720
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Katy
Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1721
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Pam
I wished, right?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1722
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Michael
Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1723
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Katy
Good.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1724
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Michael
Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1725
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Katy
Sorry.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1726
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Michael
Busted.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1727
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Katy
Come back...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1728
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Michael
Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1729
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Katy
Is that from Starbucks?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1730
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Michael
Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1731
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Katy
Wow. Is that for the office?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1732
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Michael
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1733
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Katy
I wouldn't think of it.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1734
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Michael
Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1735
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Michael
Oh the rotating um, steam wand. What? What's the matter?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1736
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Katy
Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1737
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Michael
Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1738
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Katy
Oh no, it's um...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1739
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Michael
Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1740
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Katy
No...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1741
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Michael
Seriously. No, really.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1742
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Katy
No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1743
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Michael
God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1744
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Katy
At five?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1745
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Michael
I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1746
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Katy
Okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1747
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Michael
What?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1748
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Katy
Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1749
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Michael
Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1750
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Katy
Okay. Cool.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1751
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Michael
Excellent.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1752
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Katy
Cool.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1753
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Michael
Great. Cool. Cool. Yeah, okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1754
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Michael
I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1755
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Dwight
It's actually better this way.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1756
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Michael
No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1757
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Dwight
Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1758
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Michael
No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1759
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Dwight
Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1760
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Michael
But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1761
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Dwight
What?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1762
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Michael
She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1763