Every line from The Office season 1, episode 6, in script order. First aired April 26, 2005.
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Jim
Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.
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Pam
Really?
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Jim
Yeah.
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Pam
What are you guys going to do?
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Jim
Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.
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Pam
That's great.
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Jim
And stuff... yeah.
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Pam
That's cool.
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Jim
What are you doing?
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Pam
I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.
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Jim
Okay.
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Pam
Cause Roy's got a truck.
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Jim
That's cool.
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Pam
Uh, huh. Yes.
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Jim
That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?
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Pam
Great.
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Jim
Okay.
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Pam
Okay, I'm gonna head back.
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Jim
Alright.
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Michael
I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.
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Michael
Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.
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Katy
Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.
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Michael
See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.
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Jim
Goodnight, Michael.
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Michael
Where you going?
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Jim
I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?
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Michael
With us?
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Katy
I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.
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Michael
Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.
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Jim
I got this.
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Michael
Alright, have fun.
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Katy
Thanks.
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Jim
I got it.
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Michael
Don't drink and drive.
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Michael
Take it easy.
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Jim
Have a good night.
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Michael
You too, have a good night.
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Katy
You got that?
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Jim
Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.
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Katy
Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.
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Jim
Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?
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Katy
Why?
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Jim
This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.
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Katy
It's a... it's a very nice car.
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Jim
You're not going to freak out?
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Michael
Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.
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Dwight
The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape.
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Dwight
This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. You sell a lot of these?
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Katy
It's very popular, yeah.
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Dwight
I knew it. Is it waterproof?
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Katy
I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin.
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Dwight
Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel?
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Katy
No.
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Dwight
Cause I could look it up real easily.
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Katy
You're really into reptiles, huh?
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Dwight
My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out.
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Katy
Oh, um, it's okay.
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Michael
Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.
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Dwight
I was just showing her my belt.
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Michael
Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses?
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Dwight
I....
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Michael
He wears glasses. Did you know that?
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Dwight
Not all the time.
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Michael
Well, now suddenly he can see. Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. There you go steaming hot cup of joe.
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Katy
Thank you.
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Michael
Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there.
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Katy
Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.
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Michael
Yeah, yeah he is the worst.
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Michael
What's the um, saying, 'once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.
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Michael
Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago?
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Katy
We could do that ten years ago.
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Michael
Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy.
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Toby
Hi.
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Katy
Hi.
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Toby
Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara?
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Katy
Yeah.
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Toby
Yeah, me too.
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Katy
Cool, what year where you there?
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Toby
89.0
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Katy
Oh.
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Michael
Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do.
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Toby
It's just a snack.
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Michael
Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car?
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Toby
No.
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Michael
Cause he slept in the car a couple times.
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Toby
Just the once.
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Michael
Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man.
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Katy
I'm gonna go back to my table.
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Michael
Okay. I'll see you in a bit. She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit.
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Ryan
I mean whatever one you want.
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Kelly
Um, I like that one I think.
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Ryan
Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably.
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Pam
You know Michael's been talking to her too.
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Jim
Oh, really?
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Pam
What do you think his chances are?
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Jim
Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...
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Pam
I like that song.
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Jim
I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.
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Pam
10 years ago.
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Jim
Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.
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