Every quote from The Office season 1, episode 6, in script order. First aired April 26, 2005.
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Jim
Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1864
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Pam
Really?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1865
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1866
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Pam
What are you guys going to do?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1867
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Jim
Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1868
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Pam
That's great.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1869
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Jim
And stuff... yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1870
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Pam
That's cool.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1871
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Jim
What are you doing?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1872
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Pam
I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1873
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Jim
Okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1874
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Pam
Cause Roy's got a truck.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1875
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Jim
That's cool.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1876
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Pam
Uh, huh. Yes.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1877
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Jim
That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1878
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Pam
Great.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1879
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Jim
Okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1880
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Pam
Okay, I'm gonna head back.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1881
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Jim
Alright.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1882
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Michael
I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1883
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Michael
Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1884
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Katy
Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1885
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Michael
See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1886
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Jim
Goodnight, Michael.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1887
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Michael
Where you going?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1888
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Jim
I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1889
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Michael
With us?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1890
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Katy
I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1891
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Michael
Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1892
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Jim
I got this.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1893
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Michael
Alright, have fun.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1894
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Katy
Thanks.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1895
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Jim
I got it.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1896
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Michael
Don't drink and drive.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1897
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Michael
Take it easy.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1898
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Jim
Have a good night.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1899
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Michael
You too, have a good night.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1900
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Katy
You got that?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1901
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Jim
Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1902
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Katy
Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1903
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Jim
Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1904
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Katy
Why?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1905
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Jim
This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1906
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Katy
It's a... it's a very nice car.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1907
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Jim
You're not going to freak out?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1908
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Michael
Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1909
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Dwight
The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1910
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Dwight
This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. You sell a lot of these?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1911
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Katy
It's very popular, yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1912
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Dwight
I knew it. Is it waterproof?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1913
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Katy
I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1914
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Dwight
Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1915
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Katy
No.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1916
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Dwight
Cause I could look it up real easily.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1917
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Katy
You're really into reptiles, huh?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1918
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Dwight
My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1919
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Katy
Oh, um, it's okay.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1920
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Michael
Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1921
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Dwight
I was just showing her my belt.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1922
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Michael
Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1923
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Dwight
I....
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1924
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Michael
He wears glasses. Did you know that?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1925
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Dwight
Not all the time.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1926
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Michael
Well, now suddenly he can see. Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. There you go steaming hot cup of joe.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1927
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Katy
Thank you.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1928
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Michael
Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1929
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Katy
Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1930
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Michael
Yeah, yeah he is the worst.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1931
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Michael
What's the um, saying, 'once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1932
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Michael
Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1933
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Katy
We could do that ten years ago.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1934
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Michael
Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1935
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Toby
Hi.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1936
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Katy
Hi.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1937
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Toby
Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1938
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Katy
Yeah.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1939
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Toby
Yeah, me too.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1940
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Katy
Cool, what year where you there?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1941
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Toby
89.0
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1942
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Katy
Oh.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1943
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Michael
Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1944
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Toby
It's just a snack.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1945
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Michael
Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1946
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Toby
No.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1947
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Michael
Cause he slept in the car a couple times.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1948
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Toby
Just the once.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1949
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Michael
Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1950
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Katy
I'm gonna go back to my table.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1951
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Michael
Okay. I'll see you in a bit. She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1952
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Ryan
I mean whatever one you want.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1953
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Kelly
Um, I like that one I think.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1954
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Ryan
Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1955
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Pam
You know Michael's been talking to her too.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1956
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Jim
Oh, really?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1957
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Pam
What do you think his chances are?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1958
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Jim
Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1959
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Pam
I like that song.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1960
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Jim
I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1961
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Pam
10 years ago.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1962
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Jim
Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.
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