Every line from The Office season 1, episode 6, in script order. First aired April 26, 2005.
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Dwight
Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1764
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Michael
Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1765
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Dwight
Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1766
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Michael
No. I cannot promise you that.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1767
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Dwight
You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1768
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Michael
Listen, Dwight.
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Dwight
Do you love her?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1770
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Michael
Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel.
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Katy
I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.
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Stanley
Hmmm...
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Michael
Espresso?
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Katy
Oh, thank you.
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Michael
You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.
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Stanley
Is that from the machine that was in your office?
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Michael
Ummm-hmmm...
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Stanley
I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.
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Michael
Very easy to clean.
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Michael
Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right?
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Michael
Did we get any mail?
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Pam
Yeah, I gave it to you.
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Michael
Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...
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Pam
So, can I..?
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Michael
Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?
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Jim
A futon?
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Pam
[nods]
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Jim
He's a grown man
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1789
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Pam
That's what he said.
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Jim
That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.
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Roy
What's up?
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Pam
Hi.
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Roy
Are you still mad at me?
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Pam
Roy...
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Roy
Come on
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Pam
Cut it out.
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Roy
Come on, you mad at me?
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Pam
Stop it.
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Roy
Are you still mad at me now?
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Pam
Cut it out.
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Roy
Are you mad at me now?
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Pam
Stop.
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Roy
Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.
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Pam
Stop, I can't breathe.
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Roy
I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...
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Pam
Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.
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Katy
You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?
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Angela
I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.
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Katy
Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.
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Angela
Yeah, uh no.
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Dwight
Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?
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Katy
I don't think so I'm really busy.
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Dwight
It will just take a second.
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Katy
I can't.
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Dwight
Just for a minute.
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Katy
I really can't.
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Dwight
Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.
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Katy
No.
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Dwight
Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?
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Katy
Both.
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Katy
What colors do you like?
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Angela
Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.
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Michael
Ryan.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Michael
Would you like to help me with a special project?
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Ryan
I would love to.
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Michael
Alright.
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Michael
Okay, just throw out all the empties.
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1829
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Ryan
You don't want to recycle them?
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Michael
Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.
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Ryan
Do you want this?
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Michael
No.
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Ryan
What about this bottle of power drink?
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Michael
Uh, what flavor?
Season 1 · Episode 6 · Line 1835
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Ryan
Blue.
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Michael
Blue's not a flavor.
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Ryan
It says flavor: Blue Blast.
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Michael
Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.
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Jim
Hi.
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Katy
Hi.
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Jim
I'm Jim, by the way.
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Katy
I'm Katy.
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Jim
Hi Katy, nice to meet you.
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Katy
You sit out there, don't you?
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Jim
I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.
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Katy
Okay, um...
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Jim
Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.
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Katy
Okay.
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Jim
Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...
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Katy
Okay.
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Michael
What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.
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Ryan
No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.
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Michael
No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.
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Ryan
Well, it's empty.
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Michael
Not it's not, there's some in the straw. There, now you may throw it out.
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Ryan
Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?
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Michael
That's over several months, Ryan.
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Ryan
Still.
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Jim
What's up?
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Pam
I'm bored.
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Jim
Thank you for choosing me.
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Pam
No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?
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