thedundies.com

Robert California Quotes from The Office (page 5)

CEO of Dunder Mifflin Sabre, briefly.

445 quotes · page 5 of 5

  1. Oh, for god '

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52325

  2. Harry'

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52327

  3. How do you mean?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52329

  4. Harry there is a time for every decision, predetermined many years ago. There's no benefit in questioning why this particular decision seems' so poorly timed.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52332

  5. I have decided. Neither of you are to have any contact with either Prestige or any other Binghamton client until I have figured out how to divide things up. As Solomon once said'

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52342

  6. Shaping a company is, in a sense, similar to training a geisha. You have to mold not merely the physical form, but also the character. The two must harmonize. Are they still there? They want a decision who gets the big client. Well, they can wait. I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime. You know, I trained as one.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52344

  7. Hmm.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52436

  8. Excellent. Excellent. Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52438

  9. Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's 'yes, yes, yes, yes, never.'

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52440

  10. Oh yes it can.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52442

  11. Shopaholic.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52444

  12. Yeah.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52446

  13. Ah.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52448

  14. Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52451

  15. No, come on.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52453

  16. Pam, Pam, you've completely bungled this!

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52455

  17. Erin.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52477

  18. Who is it?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52479

  19. Yeah, hello?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52481

  20. You're blackmailing me.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52483

  21. Ah, well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on. You're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the *bleep* lizard king.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Line 52485

  22. No, I'm sorry, I just can't sit idly by and have the gay youth of America misled by some reductionist-

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52517

  23. -pep talk. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as 'normal.' It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52519

  24. Ow! Damn it, Kevin! God!

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52521

  25. Fine.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52523

  26. Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52717

  27. Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52719

  28. Oof. Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. I'm actually the CEO.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52744

  29. Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. I never understood that corporate mess.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52746

  30. Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52748

  31. I'd love to give you a little rundown on what I've learned about this place.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52750

  32. Please.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52752

  33. David has generously offered to donate one million dollars in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. So, for the next three years, I'll be travelling overseas, concentrating all of my efforts on educating- mentoring, some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52779

  34. Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy and other schools like it, while wonderful, end with high school. I want to see these girls right through college, especially the gymnasts. They've lost so many years of crucial education to perfecting their bodies. Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52781

  35. Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women who show great promise. Well, Andy, it's been fun.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52783

  36. It's been a great year.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52785

  37. Don't worry. I've scheduled a press conference for later today. We just need to face the camera together. A beloved public servant and his devoted wife. And move on.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58067

  38. I would just to start by saying that there have been some rumors about my personal life that I would like to settle once and for all. As my long-suffering wife can attest' I am gay.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58147

  39. I'll say it again for mis amigos latinos. Yo soy homosexual.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58151

  40. I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how'charmless I find the female body.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58154

  41. There's someone else I need to thank. His name is Oscar Martinez.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58156

  42. Oscar is the one who opened my eyes to who I really am. For the first time'

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58158

  43. --with this new self-awareness, I was finally able to find love at long last. With my amazing' Chief of Staff Wesley Silver.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Line 58165

  44. Who's pumped for the quarter finals, huh?

    Season 9 · Episode 20 · Line 58319

  45. Alright. Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this.

    Season 9 · Episode 20 · Line 58322