Kevin Malone Quotes from The Office | Page 16

Well Oscar, I did not get the promotion. He just wanted to update my personal information.

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Come on Oscar, we're not just gonna sit here and ignore the obvious. Senator Lipton has a big election next week. We all need to give him our support.

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It is really cool! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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I totally forgot about the affair for a minute. Oscar is having sex with the senator and Angela doesn't even know. Her life is a complete sham!

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Nice!

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That's the winter season., three months.

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What's happening in three months?

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Make it go taller.

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No, not taller this way, taller this way.

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You're not getting this, Peter. Make it go wider... up!

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Me and Pete are building a tower.

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Obviously. He's a sweet kid, Darryl. But he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.

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Huh?

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Yep, yep, yep.

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Okay, I got this one.

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No, I got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath.

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Yeah.

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Nice. Pretty soon, we're gonna be at the ceiling.

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I am Oscar Martinez.

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Wha-- wh--

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Nice! Yeah.

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Nice. Nice.

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You did it.

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So we're not going to have a Christmas party this year? Angela, how could you do this to us?

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Well, you are the one in charge of it.

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Mini-Cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

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No.

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Come on, you had to have at least seen some of it.

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now, i have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.'

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Oh, yeah, and when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, 'Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother--'

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Yes, you are right. Forgive me.

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Nope.

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No, it's not.

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I wish my car had a bathroom.

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I love this hog mama.

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What is maw?!

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To me, the Sixers are a five seed tops.

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No.

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Oh, the Nets are super tough.

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The Hawks are terrible. They're always terrible.

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No.

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Here man. You need that more than me.

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Yeah

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I think he needs some hugs, and maybe some chocolate cake.

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An Escalade.

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Big mistake.

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So does this mean you're gonna take Darryl back?

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Well, then, what do you say to you and me hitting the town? 'Cause I'm free, literally forever.

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No, this is fine. We are allowed to do this. This is okay.

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I wonder what happened over there. I've been sitting here the whole time.

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Hey, so how was it? I mean' the sex with Jan.

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Taste test? I'm in!

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Yeah, we're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.

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Alright everybody, who's in? Angela? Don't make us come over there.

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Alright, let's go.

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No way.

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Ok guys, 'we all drink them all'.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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One!

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Two'

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Three'

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Four!

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Pam! Pam, look out! Erin's gunning for your job!

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Pam, look out!

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It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.

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So long, noise!

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Well I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.

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Yeah!

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I don't get it.

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A lightbul--

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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That's a flush.

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Ooh, I haven't heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?

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Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten ten sandwiches.

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Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?

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Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart... and a little bit your penis.

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Let's get this over with, Pam.

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Meredith, I tell you all the time.

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Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping... 8 dollars to Lipton For America to have an invitation...

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Hey. So, a little birdie just told me that Dwight can't come to your son's birthday. So, do you want me to go with you?

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OK. I understand. I'll just stay here, then. Alone with the money.

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Opening with pub pastries? That's a bold play. They're saying, it's only gonna get better from here? Good luck.

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Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.

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You are like a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.

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Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So, I've been sneaking a little bit every day for the last three months. It's been yummy. But now, Andy's coming back. So, I guess it's goodbye chunky, lemon milk.

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[to entire office]OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.

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Ew! I'll be your foot buddy.

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He just waltzes back in here like he owns the chunky, lemon milk. Who needs him, right?

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You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank...

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Whoa.

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Pete...

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Pete what?

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I'm Kevin.

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Didn't you two used to do it?

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Oh, why don't your famous stomachs help you now?

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Yep. Acidic, all right.

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Packer, we accept.

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