Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 3

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Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.

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I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.

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Have a good game man.

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Really? I thought I'd take Roy.

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My bad.

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You know what? Let me take Roy.

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Take it easy.

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...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.

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I didn't sign anything.

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I'm trying, yup.

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Great, thanks.

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Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.

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Okay, that's insanely complicated and the first thing I'm going to do is erase it.

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Well, then keep it.

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Yeah, Michael. Go Michael.

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Cute, sure, yeah.

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She's not really my type.

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Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.

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Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.

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Too late, Kev.

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Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.

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She'd be perfect for you.

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So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.

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Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.

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Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.

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It's all gold.

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Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.

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You buy a purse.

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Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?

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Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.

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Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.

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No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.

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Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.

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Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?

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Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.

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Oh! That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.

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I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?

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Here he comes, shhh...

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Good.

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He did pick a good one.

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A futon?

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He's a grown man

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That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.

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Hi.

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I'm Jim, by the way.

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Hi Katy, nice to meet you.

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I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.

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Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.

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Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...

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What's up?

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Thank you for choosing me.

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Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.

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And stuff... yeah.

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What are you doing?

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Okay.

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That's cool.

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That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Goodnight, Michael.

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I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?

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I got this.

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I got it.

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Have a good night.

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Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.

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Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?

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This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.

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You're not going to freak out?

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Oh, really?

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Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...

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I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.

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Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.

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Went well?

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You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it.

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Anything. Good. Yup.

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Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot.

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Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great.

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Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler.

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Oh, great thanks.

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So, you ready for the... the Dundies?

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What?

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Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.

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No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, 'world's longest engagement', um, we're all expecting it, you know?

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Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.

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Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.

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Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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I think those might be empty.

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Second drink?

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Yeah, alright Kev.

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Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.

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What a great year for the Dundies.

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