Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 3

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1364

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Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1369

Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1371

I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1373

Have a good game man.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1375

Really? I thought I'd take Roy.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1381

My bad.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1407

You know what? Let me take Roy.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1426

Take it easy.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1434

...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1470

I didn't sign anything.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1472

I'm trying, yup.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1535

Great, thanks.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1537

Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1539

Okay, that's insanely complicated and the first thing I'm going to do is erase it.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1541

Well, then keep it.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1543

Yeah, Michael. Go Michael.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1552

Cute, sure, yeah.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1667

She's not really my type.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1669

Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1671

Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1673

Too late, Kev.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1676

Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1680

She'd be perfect for you.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1681

So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1683

Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1685

Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1687

It's all gold.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1689

Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1691

You buy a purse.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1693

Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1695

Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1697

Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1699

No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1701

Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1702

Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1704

Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1706

Oh! That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1708

I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1710

Here he comes, shhh...

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1712

Good.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1713

He did pick a good one.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1715

A futon?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1787

He's a grown man

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1789

That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1791

Hi.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1840

I'm Jim, by the way.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1842

Hi Katy, nice to meet you.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1844

I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1846

Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1848

Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1850

What's up?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1860

Thank you for choosing me.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1862

Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1864

Yeah.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1866

Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1868

And stuff... yeah.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1870

What are you doing?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1872

Okay.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1874

That's cool.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1876

That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1878

Okay.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1880

Alright.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1882

Goodnight, Michael.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1887

I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1889

I got this.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1893

I got it.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1896

Have a good night.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1899

Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1902

Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1904

This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1906

You're not going to freak out?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1908

Oh, really?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1957

Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1959

I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1961

Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1963

Went well?

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1964

You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1966

Anything. Good. Yup.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1968

Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1970

Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1972

Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1976

Oh, great thanks.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1978

So, you ready for the... the Dundies?

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 1998

What?

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2002

Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2005

No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, 'world's longest engagement', um, we're all expecting it, you know?

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2082

Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2084

Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2135

Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2151

Oh!

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2153

Oh.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2155

Yeah.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2157

I think those might be empty.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2167

Second drink?

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2169

Yeah, alright Kev.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2193

Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2195

What a great year for the Dundies.

Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2214

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