Gabe Lewis Quotes from The Office (page 5)

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1. This is just, uh- This American Life, I think I heard it on.

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2. I know, right?

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3. Ugh, man. My delts are blasted. I wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop for a 180 pound man with no fat.

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4. I remember when people thought biceps were all that. They'd flex them all night at the discotheque.

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5. Yeah.

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6. Core's critical. There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. One ' lengthen. Two ' elongate.

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7. I love the burn. The burn is where I live.

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8. Speed set. One. Two.

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9. Five. Six.

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10. We got it?

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11. Yeah, Jim. Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies.

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12. Did someone say girl talk?

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13. Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.

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14. Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas? I'm pretty deep into Hee-Jungcinderella girl. Although, I definitely fast-forward through the young-Tae storylines.

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15. Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. It'll be upsetting if you don't.

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16. Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.

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17. Happy birthday to Gabe!

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18. Hello beautiful.

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19. We absolutely did. Thank you for remembering that.

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20. You know, times were tough. I was unemployed, I was still heart-broken over you, I've lost a good fifty pounds. But as you can see I put all that weight right back on. Feel how fat my buttocks are. Yeah, it's crazy. Touch it. It's like a warm pumpkin.

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21. Yeah. He told me you two broke up.

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22. You must be pretty horny.

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23. Honestly, it was a little weird.

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24. I still wear Erin's button-downs around the condo sometimes. So it feels to me like we're still in a relationship-

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25. ...a lot of the time.

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26. Oh no no no no no no. She wouldn't even let me say it. It was adorable. She would plug her ears and scream her heat out.

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27. I got a tattoo for you.

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28. Just do it. You were the it that I was just doing.

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29. I technically cannot. I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.

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30. What kind of music are you into, Peter?

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31. Really? All kinds? So you like songs of hate written by the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan?

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32. Erin, are you even hearing this?

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33. Erin, I've been to Japan. I know how to use chopsticks so well. Come back. One night.

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34. Give me one night with you...

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35. I have shaved everything...

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36. I am as smooth as a porpoise. {Erin argues]

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37. Shove his sashimi!

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