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Gabe Lewis Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Sabre liaison to the Scranton branch.

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  1. And what do we have here?

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  2. Come on.

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  3. I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.

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  4. Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.

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  5. Well, get to work.

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  6. The puzzle is the clue.

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  7. I hear them kissing all the time. It's this horrible plipping sound. You know, it's like Chinese water torture. Just...like it's coming from my own head.

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  8. Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice.

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  9. Yes?

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  10. Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace.

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  11. First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.

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  12. I get it. Andy's slamming my girlfriend. Very funny. What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy office romance. Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam.

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  13. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.

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  14. Okay. So, PDAs. That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh...

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  15. Yeah, booby honking. Sure.

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  16. Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.

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  17. Sure. Basically, there's no precise definition, but you know it when you see it. Ahem.

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  18. Maybe you find your own chair.

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  19. You have to cut it out.

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  20. No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One: You're taking MDMA. Street name, ecstasy. I've done it, and I know the feeling.

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  21. Number two: You're desperately trying to fit in a whole relationship before Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to Nashua. Or three: You're at an age where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior.

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  22. I'm such a klutz!

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  23. Will you marry me?

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  24. First thing's first, thank you for coming here directly. I know you could have called Tallahassee but they would've just looped back to me, so, it's cool you recognized my role here.

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  25. Ahh. There you go. Get a recommendation from Michael. That'll put you right on the shortlist for next time there's an opening.

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  26. What recommendation?

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  27. ...I'm sorry, I never know how to act in these awkward-type situations.

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  28. What?

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  29. Well, this is embarrassing, um, I'm obviously really angry at Erin. It's that quarter life crisis everyone's been talking about. Alright I'm gonna go.

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  30. Stay away from Erin!

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  31. I'm your boss!

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  32. No, I'm gonna stand where I want. Okay? You don't wanna get on my bad side! I've seen some horrible things! I own over two hundred horror movies!

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  33. No! You go away!

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  34. Walk away bitch.

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  35. I need to talk to you!

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  36. Erin, I respect your privacy, but I will follow you in here everytime you go if that's what it takes.

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  37. Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren about how their grandfather won you back in a women's room.

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  38. Just read the letter under your windshield wiper, it explains everything. Quick one.

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  39. Okay...

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  40. I'm either going to quit today, or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed.

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  41. Oh, yeah, totally. Jim, you got ripped off big time.

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  42. 320. Just freeballin' it.

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  43. Give or take.

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  44. Umm, Pam?

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  45. Was it Pam?

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  46. Well, that's gonna be tough, because we're getting a dunking clinic from Magic Jordan himself.

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  47. Total brain burp.

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  48. Droswip, yeah. I get it. Okay, we're gonna get you to the restroom.

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  49. Hey, Andy?

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  50. Can I talk to you a second about these client memos?

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  51. Are you still in love with Erin?

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  52. Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore. Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?

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  53. No. I don't like being alone with me either, okay? I have to get her back. Are you still gonna date her?

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  54. Do you promise that?

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  55. No, just give me a second. I don't want anyone to know I've been crying.

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  56. I'm sorry. This can't wait.

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  57. Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. Uh, uh, I sure as hell don't believe in God.

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  58. Or maybe there's a God. I don't know. I mean, it's just not a guy with a long white beard. Or it could be. I mean, it's possible that that is exactly what - what God is. But for all of the disbelief I believe in us. I believe in love. You have made me believe that for all of the hokum out... there... uh, do we not have voicemail?

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  59. Well... it's just... it messes up my rhythm.

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  60. I can't reach Jo. She must already be on the plane.

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  61. No! We really shouldn't be without a receptionist. Now more than ever.

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  62. I'm gonna keep trying Jo.

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  63. Hey, guys.

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  64. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

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  65. Hey, Andy, did you tell Erin about our conversation earlier when you said you would never want to date her again?

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  66. I just thought that it was so interesting that you promised that.

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  67. No, I was not.

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  68. Yep.

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  69. Well... it's an interview, and we don't know that you really have the plan.

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  70. How would we know that, if you don't...

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  71. Okay, I-I am, I'm almost a little concerned that you might be overqualified for the position. Do you, um, do you think that you are?

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  72. No.

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  73. Oh? Uh... we haven't started the interview yet. Were you--were you joking?

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  74. Whoa! That's a very heavy accusation to level against Toby.

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  75. Well, Toby's in charge of Human Resources, that would include communication. I think that Toby's done a fine job.

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  76. I have two relationships with Andy. I have a personal relationship, and I have a professional relationship. Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat, and I think he's responsible for the demise of my relationship with Erin. Professionally,... he broke up the happiest couple in this office!

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  77. How many windows are there in New York City?

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  78. Critical thinking. Common, on-the-spot question asked in an interview.

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  79. No... How far away is the Sun?

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  80. Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!

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  81. Great! Um, can we just...

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  82. We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today, so...

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  83. What do you want me to say? I mean, there's a line of qualified people out there. We have a video CV from England. Are we all just gonna pretend to-- okay. Um, what are your weaknesses?

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  84. A little un-specific.

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  85. How would you compare, like, an accountant and HR?

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  86. Okay.

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  87. Okay, that's not gonna be...

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  88. All right.

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  89. I have no idea.

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  90. Very unprofessional, 'Jacques.' Or, should I say, Dwight.

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  91. How much time do you have? Sales ability? None. Integrity? See sales ability.

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  92. Yes, it is.

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  93. Oh, Jo. Jo, I'm disappointed in you. Some people let personal things into the workpl-. Is she with him? Because I thought that she was...

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  94. That sounds like a promotion!

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  95. Gotta catch a plane.

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  96. Oh, well I'm still the corporate liaison to the branch.

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  97. Okay, you know what, you don't need to make that sound.

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  98. There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do. I will see you all soon.

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  99. Good morning.

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  100. Corporate wants me up here, Dunder Mifflin wants me down there. What they worked out is that Monday, Wednesday and Friday I'm here in Scranton, Tuesday Thursday I'm in Tallahassee, I mean I feel like Vera Farmiga in Up in the Air, you know? More money more problems. Although, I didn't get a raise, so you know. Same money, more problems.

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