David Wallace Quotes from The Office (page 5)

CFO of Dunder Mifflin and inventor of Suck It.

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1. But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52778

2. I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52780

3. Glad to hear it. You sound very confident and decisive.

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4. Hello?

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5. Dwight?

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6. Yeah? Are you ok?

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7. Well, thanks Dwight.

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8. Dwight?

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9. What?

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10. Ok, Dwight, gonna ask you to not call my cell anymore. Gotta go.

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11. Well, I have some very exciting news.

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12. Jim, good! You should hear this too.

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13. Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .

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14. Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.

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15. No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.

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16. Good luck!

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17. Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there's a crisis -- the more I think about it --

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18. They did?

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19. Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes-- Maybe this can work.

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20. Hey Jim, I thought our call was for later.

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21. Hey, Dwight. It's David.

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22. Jim says he'd like some say in the hiring process.

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23. Jim, another thing. Since we are gonna have to hire this junior sales associate to cover for you, I am going to have to pay you only for the days that you actually work.

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24. Yeah.

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25. And I know we have a call scheduled for later '

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26. Yeah. What's up Jim?

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27. It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.

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28. Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

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29. Hey guys.

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30. Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. What ever you guys have been doing this last quarter, I couldn't be happier with the numbers.

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31. Well, finish up. I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go and you and I will talk in 15 minutes?

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32. Great job, everybody!

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33. What fire?

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34. It looked fine to me.

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35. OK.

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36. Thanks, Andy.

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37. All right. Everyone!

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38. Hey, Andy. It's David. Still here. What was that about three months?

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39. ...No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months and you were sailing on your boat!

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40. Really? 'Hey David, all is good in Scranton PA.'

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41. 'By the way, Oscar says 'hi''

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42. Andy.

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43. Andy!

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44. Watch it Andy!

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45. My wife?

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46. Yeah?

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47. Has it?

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48. Shh.

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49. Andy.

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50. Shh. I'm not gonna fire you.

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51. No.

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52. I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. So...I owe you that.

    Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 56986

53. We are even...now. Understand? Got it?

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54. You are on very- Hey, very thin ice.

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55. Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?

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56. Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?

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57. This isn't going to be an easy conversation. I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away from three months to the Caribbean. Then last week he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. In his words, 'The kind that's good for head shots.' And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. Claimed it's gonna boost office morale. Now, he's a good guy. But honestly, at some point, the ice gets too thin and you fall through. And that is when you get fired.

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58. Andy'

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59. Uh-huh, but'

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60. So you think you've been too focused on your job?

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61. So you'you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?

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62. Uh, well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. And it seems like you have the gift.

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63. There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, can I?

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64. Well, good luck.

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65. Okay.

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66. Well that kind of worked out.

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67. Uh, uh, uh, uh, Andy was not fired.

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68. Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?

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69. He said that? He's an odd guy, isn't he?

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70. Well, I gotta tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle? They wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals.

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71. So, the reason that I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.

    Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58627

72. Again! And I'm looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?

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73. You sure?

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74. Yeah.

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75. You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.

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76. Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?

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77. Will you be the new manager?

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78. Where?

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79. Here. Scranton. Come on. Come on, Dwight. Get up. Let's go. It's good news.

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80. What?

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81. Why do you already have this?

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82. I know.

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83. I know, Dwight. I know. Okay. Okay. All righty. You're gonna do great.

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84. Attention, everyone, just a quick announcement. Little reconfiguration to the staff. Dwight Schrute'

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85. I don't think so.

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86. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on'what I was about to say was Dwight'Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta'This'll be a second, sorry.

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87. Yeah.

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88. Then we'll get him a new set of drums.

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89. We put the past behind us, though, Andy.

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90. Enough, Andy. Enough!

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91. Oh my god.

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92. It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.

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93. I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.

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