David Wallace Quotes from The Office | Page 5

But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.

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I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.

Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52780

Glad to hear it. You sound very confident and decisive.

Season 9 · Episode 1 · Line 52877

Hello?

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54398

Dwight?

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54400

Yeah? Are you ok?

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54402

Well, thanks Dwight.

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54404

Dwight?

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54406

What?

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54408

Ok, Dwight, gonna ask you to not call my cell anymore. Gotta go.

Season 9 · Episode 6 · Line 54410

Well, I have some very exciting news.

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Jim, good! You should hear this too.

Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54477

Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .

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Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.

Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54484

No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.

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Good luck!

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Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there's a crisis -- the more I think about it --

Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 54793

They did?

Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 54795

Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes-- Maybe this can work.

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Hey Jim, I thought our call was for later.

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Hey, Dwight. It's David.

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Jim says he'd like some say in the hiring process.

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Jim, another thing. Since we are gonna have to hire this junior sales associate to cover for you, I am going to have to pay you only for the days that you actually work.

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Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Line 56317

And I know we have a call scheduled for later '

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Line 56320

Yeah. What's up Jim?

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Line 56323

It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Line 56326

Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Line 56328

Hey guys.

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Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. What ever you guys have been doing this last quarter, I couldn't be happier with the numbers.

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Well, finish up. I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go and you and I will talk in 15 minutes?

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56887

Great job, everybody!

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56889

What fire?

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56908

It looked fine to me.

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56910

OK.

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56912

Thanks, Andy.

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56914

All right. Everyone!

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56916

Hey, Andy. It's David. Still here. What was that about three months?

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Line 56959

...No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months and you were sailing on your boat!

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Really? 'Hey David, all is good in Scranton PA.'

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'By the way, Oscar says 'hi''

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Andy.

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Andy!

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56968

Watch it Andy!

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56970

My wife?

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56972

Yeah?

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56974

Has it?

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56976

Shh.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56978

Andy.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56980

Shh. I'm not gonna fire you.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56982

No.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56984

I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. So...I owe you that.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56986

We are even...now. Understand? Got it?

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56988

You are on very- Hey, very thin ice.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Line 56990

Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58538

Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58543

This isn't going to be an easy conversation. I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away from three months to the Caribbean. Then last week he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. In his words, 'The kind that's good for head shots.' And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. Claimed it's gonna boost office morale. Now, he's a good guy. But honestly, at some point, the ice gets too thin and you fall through. And that is when you get fired.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58545

Andy'

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58546

Uh-huh, but'

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58548

So you think you've been too focused on your job?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58550

So you'you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58552

Uh, well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. And it seems like you have the gift.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58554

There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, can I?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58556

Well, good luck.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58558

Okay.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58560

Well that kind of worked out.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58561

Uh, uh, uh, uh, Andy was not fired.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58576

Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58616

He said that? He's an odd guy, isn't he?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58618

Well, I gotta tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle? They wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58622

So, the reason that I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58627

Again! And I'm looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58629

You sure?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58631

Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58633

You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58686

Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58688

Will you be the new manager?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58690

Where?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58692

Here. Scranton. Come on. Come on, Dwight. Get up. Let's go. It's good news.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58694

What?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58696

Why do you already have this?

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58698

I know.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58700

I know, Dwight. I know. Okay. Okay. All righty. You're gonna do great.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58702

Attention, everyone, just a quick announcement. Little reconfiguration to the staff. Dwight Schrute'

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58745

I don't think so.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58747

Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on'what I was about to say was Dwight'Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta'This'll be a second, sorry.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58749

Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58751

Then we'll get him a new set of drums.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58753

We put the past behind us, though, Andy.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58809

Enough, Andy. Enough!

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58811

Oh my god.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Line 58813

It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59674

I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.

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