David Wallace Quotes from The Office (page 2)

CFO of Dunder Mifflin and inventor of Suck It.

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1. I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.

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2. Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.

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3. Michael, please lets listen for a second.

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4. Michael, sometimes---

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5. Sometimes, we--

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6. Michael, is everyone okay?

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7. I don't understand, is anyone hurt?

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8. Michael, you texted me, 911 CALL ME.

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9. All in caps. Do you know what 911 means?

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10. Now what I'm curious about is how you were able to go an entire a week without knowing a member of your staff was there.

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11. Okay, I have to go.

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12. No.

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13. Not without cause, Michael.

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14. You have to get along with Toby.

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15. Yep.

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16. Goodbye, Michael.

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17. Michael.

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18. Is this why you're calling me?

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19. Okay.

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20. You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?

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21. Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.

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22. Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings.

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23. So listen, Michael, your branch has been doing great lately, and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers. Out-performing last year, in fact. Um, and I don't know exactly how to put this, but... what are you doing right?

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24. Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling, but your branch is reporting strong numbers. Look, you're not our most traditional guy, but clearly, something you are doing... is right. And I just, I need to get a sense of what that is.

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25. Here's the thing. Michael is doing something right. And in this economic climate, no method of success can be ignored. It's not really time for executives to start getting judgmental now. It's Hail Mary time.

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26. What say we do.

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27. It's hard to try and evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. And thanks for coming in.

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28. Yes.

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29. Yeah.

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30. Yeah, finish up.

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31. Hi Michael how are you?

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32. So listen, as you know, we haven't yet filled the regional supervisor job.

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33. Correct. And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the field work that would normally go to the supervisor. There is an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook, where we have never done any business.

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34. There is a small company there, Prince Paper. I can't get a report on it because it's not a public company. But we have been talking about going after their market, so I was hoping you could do some fact finding for me.

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35. I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for.

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36. Look, this is important, Michael.

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37. This is good stuff Michael. You are a titan of industry pal.

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38. Good work.

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39. Look I'll be in touch, thanks buddy.

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40. How could you possibly think this is a good idea?

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41. You could have burned down the whole building.

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42. No, we are mad.

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43. No, we're not.

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44. Look, this is very serious offense. We have cause to fire you.

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45. Michael, you have to take responsibility here. One of your employees had a heart attack. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. Do you want that on your conscious?

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46. Michael?

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47. Yeah.

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48. Could you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?

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49. We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars.

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50. Michael, what the hell is going on here?

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51. Fine. What is going on?

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52. Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We're going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?

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53. How could you not know Michael?

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54. Might have hi--- OK, what firm?

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55. Michael?

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56. Was it the sales department?

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57. Was it Jim?

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58. OK, was it Dwight?

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59. That's too bad.

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60. Hopefully, nothing that can't be undone because Dwight I owe you an apology. The head of Blue Cross just called. They were so excited about the golden ticket discount that they have decided to make Dunder Mifflin their exclusive provider of all office supplies. Congratulations Dwight.

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61. I just want to say that this golden ticket idea is one of the most brilliant signs of initiative I have ever seen at this company and how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute?

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62. Alright Dwight. This is huge.

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63. This, this is great. OH, OK, look I want to get you on the horn with the marketing people in New York. The should meet you.

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64. Pam, could you set up a call in there in about 15 minutes, please?

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65. Yeah?

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66. You probably have too much to do around here. I don't want to uh, take up your time with another meeting.

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67. Hey guys, I have with me Dwight Schrute. Dwight, take it away.

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68. No. No dogs.

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69. We are gonna call you back guys. What is going on here?

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70. No, no.

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71. Guys, guys. OK, enough. Please, enough. What, is this true, Dwight? I mean, is this true?

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72. What, I don't -- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now?

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73. OK, uhh... I am going back to New York. Pam, do me a favor, don't send me those notes.

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74. I am gone.

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75. What gave you that idea?

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76. I see.

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77. Look, Michael, Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. I really think the two of you are going to make a great team.

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78. You're still the branch manager, yes, and if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know.

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79. I'll give it my best shot, Michael.

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80. No.

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81. Michael.

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82. How did you get here, Michael?

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83. Ok.

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84. Michael. Listen-

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85. Well, I didn't know about the figs, specifically. . .

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86. That's not exactly-

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87. No.

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88. Yes.

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89. We didn't ask you to do that.

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90. Yeah. You're right. Yes. I get it. I get it, Michael. Here's what I'm going to do-

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91. We will move some money around, and I will personally see to it that you have your party, you have your figs. I will be in attendance. It's gonna be great. How's that?

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92. What?

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93. Would you let Charles know that David is here, please? Jim, hey.

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94. A lot better than a month at the Scranton Radisson, I'm sure.

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95. Hmmm.

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96. Uh.

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97. You know, I just want to address everyone first.

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98. Hi, everyone.

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99. Hi. Uh, look it's no secret--

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100. Hello. Uh, it is no secret that Michael Scott Paper has siphoned off a large chunk of our core business. And I'm here-- I just want to assure everyone that we think this is just a temporary setback.

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