David Wallace Quotes from The Office (page 4)

CFO of Dunder Mifflin and inventor of Suck It.

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1. Please do not text anybody, now, Michael.

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2. Jim, what the hell is happening there?

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3. Yes.

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4. Just so I understand, you started Employee of the Month, give it to yourself, then people complain, so you give it to your wife?

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5. Am I missing something?

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6. Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.

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7. Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.

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8. It's been crazy here. You know I think you're doing a great job, right?

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9. Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?

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10. Okay.

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11. Yes Michael, what is so urgent?

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12. I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.

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13. Michael...

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14. Michael-

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15. This is a very very bad time.

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16. Stephanie, can you hop off please?

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17. Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.

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18. I'll be fired.

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19. Alan will be out too. All of us.

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20. Goodbye Michael.

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21. Hey Sweetie, what is it?

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22. What the hell?

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23. Michael, I have never-

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24. Ever, ever...

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25. Hello everyone.

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26. You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.

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27. I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.

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28. Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.

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29. No! No, and congratulations.

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30. Michael.

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31. No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on.

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32. You look great.

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33. You hungry? I'm just having lunch.

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34. Fantastic. Teddy, look who just stopped in.

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35. Keep it up, son.

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36. Yeah.

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37. Things not going so well there?

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38. I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday.

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39. Uh, no, sweetie. I just sort of hung out.

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40. No. Just hanging out, honey. You remember Michael.

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41. Uh, but maybe, uh - actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. May -maybe we'll go outside. Outside.

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42. I don't know. I mean, what can you do?

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43. I, I - It's a tough one.

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44. I don't have any ideas for you there.

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45. Hey, oh, okay. Wait.

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46. I want to tell you about a business idea I have.

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47. Ok? You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Okay. So this is a vacuum. It's like a shop-vac type of thing. Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? Baseball gloves, hacky sacks, drumsticks. Picks it up!

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48. No. No, no, no. That's the -that's the vacuum noise.

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49. You-you don't like it.

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50. No, it's ok. Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, he's gonna draw up the prototype. And, uh... It's like shop-vac. Did I say that?

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51. It'll be ok.

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52. Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I can get Arnie on board if you wanted to join us for suck it. Work together again.

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53. Suck it. That's what it's called.

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54. Huh? Catchy. Kids'll love it.

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55. Oh, Michael.

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56. Thank you for coming.

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57. Well, it's a mess, what a mess. What you gonna do? You're going to take out your Suck It and you suck it. Suck it. Yeah, take out your Suck It and you suck it.

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58. Yeah!

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59. Yeah!

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60. Yeah! Take out the Suck It and we'll...

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61. Yeah!

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62. Yeah!

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63. Yeah! Teddy!

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64. I may have heard from an old client, and I may have immediately started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. But I'm not here to talk about that. I am here to talk about Suck It. Suck it.

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65. What you doing?

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66. You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.

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67. Yeah big time, yeah.

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68. Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?

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69. Oh, there you go. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. He's called Ho Li. That's what it sounds like.

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70. Herrow! Herrow!

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71. You can't do that these days. You can't.

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72. No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.. Ohh.

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73. Where are you working?

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74. Any jobs now?

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75. Just let me know.

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76. All right.

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77. Andy Bernard!

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78. How you doing, I'm great! How you doing, are you still with Dunder Mifflin?

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79. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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80. That's the attitude to have. You know what, when I got canned, I was lost, right? I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck-It.

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81. Yeah, exactly right? Then suddenly out of nowhere, the US military bought the patent from me for twenty million dollars! The point is, forget those guys, k? Move on! Good to see you, Andy!

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82. Andy Bernard.

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83. Um' I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.

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84. Dunder Mifflin. Now' why would I want that? It's worth half of what it was three years ago.

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85. Why don't you come in?

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86. Hey guys, long time.

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87. Okay, I guess the word is out. Uh, please keep this a secret, but yes, I've been talking with Andy-

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88. I'll get to that in a second, Andy.

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89. Yes, as we've discussed-

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90. But it's very possible-

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91. Probable.

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92. Yep.

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93. There's an official announcement, a few details to be-

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94. Now that is a great question, Stanley. Right now I think all your operations or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, so to shift back up-

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95. Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company.

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96. Ah, I didn't realize you were standing there.

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97. Well, okay. Great to meet you.

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98. Pleasure.

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99. That's very gracious of you, Bob. I would love that.

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100. Okay everyone. I had a conversation with Bob, and since I am going to be CEO now there'll be no need for him.

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