Every line from The Office season 9, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 29, 2012.
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Pam
If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea that you can't please everybody all the time.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55048
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Hide
You paint very bad--
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55049
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Pam
Shut up, Hide! I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him-- or Creed or Meredith? Oh my gosh, these are my role models now. You know what? I'm okay with that.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55050
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Dwight
Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55051
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Toby
That is-- that is a loaded question.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55052
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Angela
My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55053
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Toby
He said that?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55054
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Angela
Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55055
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Toby
I-- I don't know if there's truth to-- to, uh, to that.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55056
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Angela
What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55057
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Toby
Oh... uh...
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55058
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Angela
Is it called red-vining?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55059
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Dwight
Is it called red-vining?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55060
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Toby
I don't...
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55061
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Dwight
We heard it was called red-vining.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55062
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Angela
People red vine.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55063
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Dwight
Where are gay mens' vaginas?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55064
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Toby
They don't have vaginas.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55065
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Dwight
What?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55066
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Toby
No. They're just regular men.
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55067
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Dwight
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55068
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Toby
Uh... wow....
Season 9 · Episode 8 · Line 55069