Every line from The Office season 9, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 15, 2012.
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Andy
Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54454
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Everyone
Whoa!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54455
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Pam
Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54456
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Andy
That Swayze sure can dance dirty.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54457
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Phyllis
Don't you have any sunblock?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54458
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Andy
No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.
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Erin
Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.
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Andy
Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54461
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Darryl
Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54462
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Andy
What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54463
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Erin
Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54464
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Andy
Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54465
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Everyone
Oh!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54466
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Andy
Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54467
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Darryl
He's been sailing for two days.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54468
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Andy
I will leave you with this. The image of a man and his boat. Burn this into your brains.
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54470
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Andy
No. No! Nooo!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54471
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Erin
Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.
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Dwight
Dwight Schrute. Well, hi there David Wallace. Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54473
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David
Well, I have some very exciting news.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54474
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Dwight
And you didn't call Jim - that seems significant.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54475
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Jim
Hi, David.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54476
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David
Jim, good! You should hear this too.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54477
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Dwight
No, he shouldn't.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54478
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Jim
Go ahead David, I'm listening.
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Dwight
Okay, David, I want to take you off speaker but... I don't know where I'd put you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54480
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David
Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
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Dwight
The White Pages.
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Dwight
The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing 'the White Whale'. Look at all that sweet blubber.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54483
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David
Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.
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Dwight
I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54485
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Erin
He's in the bathroom.
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Dwight
Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?
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Erin
Of course.
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Dwight
Yeah! Okay. Hey David, I'm back.
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Erin
Eat it Stanley!
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Dwight
So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?
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David
No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.
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Dwight
Her name?
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Phyllis
No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...
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Dwight
Shhh! Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!
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David
Good luck!
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Dwight
Good luck to you.
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Phyllis
Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54498
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Dwight
That is a damnable lie. I love women.
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Phyllis
Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her 'gy-na' for your entire meeting.
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Nellie
Ew. That's not good.
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Phyllis
Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.
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Dwight
'Gy-na' said that?
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Phyllis
Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.
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Meredith
Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?
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Creed
I miss Clinton.
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Pam
Can you go instead?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54507
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Jim
I can't. I have the thing.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54508
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Jim
I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54509
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Pete
Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.
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Guys in breakroom
[laughter]
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Kevin
Nice!
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Pete
Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.
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Clark
So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.
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Darryl
Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54515
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Toby
I have very fertile hair glands.
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Toby
I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex.
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Clark
God!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54518
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Toby
We even go to lunch, pick up babes.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54519
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Toby
Smile if you love men's prostates.
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Angela
Hi.
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Oscar
Hi.
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Angela
Spring cleaning?
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Oscar
More like fall cleaning.
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Angela
I think the senator is having an affair.
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Oscar
This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... what?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54526
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Angela
I think the senator is having an affair.
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Oscar
I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.
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Angela
When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54529
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Oscar
Oh, I'm sure ...that's nothing.
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Angela
And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.
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Oscar
Angela, Blake's also a guy's name so he... may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake. So nothing to worry about. Huh. Blake. Who is Blake?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54532
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Angela
I don't know.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54533
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Oscar
I just never heard about the senator and yoga...
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54534
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Angela
Right.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54535
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Oscar
From you. I'm sure it's probably nothing. But what's with the yoga already?
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Angela
Right?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54537
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Oscar
And Blake! All right Angela, calm down! We need to go check this out.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54538
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Angela
What?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54539
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Oscar
Angela, I'll go with you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54540
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Phyllis
So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54541
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Dwight
Okay. With pleasure. Get ready to learn a few new tricks, old dog.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54542
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Pam
You've got this Schrute.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54543
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Phyllis
Okay, you just walked into her office and begin.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54544
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54545
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Erin
Hello.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54546
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Dwight
May I please speak to your boss?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54547
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Phyllis
No, she is the boss.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54548
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Erin
I am? Hmm.. Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54549
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Dwight
Okay, this isn't working for me, 'cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54550
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Erin
He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Line 54551
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Pam
Oh, I'll be the buyer.
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Dwight
[sighing]
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