Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 15, 2012.
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Andy
Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54454
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Everyone
Whoa!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54455
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Pam
Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54456
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Andy
That Swayze sure can dance dirty.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54457
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Phyllis
Don't you have any sunblock?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54458
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Andy
No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54459
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Erin
Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54460
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Andy
Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54461
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Darryl
Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54462
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Andy
What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54463
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Erin
Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54464
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Andy
Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54465
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Everyone
Oh!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54466
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Andy
Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54467
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Darryl
He's been sailing for two days.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54468
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Andy
I will leave you with this. The image of a man and his boat. Burn this into your brains.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54469
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54470
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Andy
No. No! Nooo!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54471
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Erin
Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54472
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Dwight
Dwight Schrute. Well, hi there David Wallace. Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54473
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David
Well, I have some very exciting news.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54474
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Dwight
And you didn't call Jim - that seems significant.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54475
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Jim
Hi, David.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54476
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David
Jim, good! You should hear this too.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54477
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Dwight
No, he shouldn't.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54478
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Jim
Go ahead David, I'm listening.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54479
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Dwight
Okay, David, I want to take you off speaker but... I don't know where I'd put you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54480
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David
Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54481
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Dwight
The White Pages.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54482
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Dwight
The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing 'the White Whale'. Look at all that sweet blubber.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54483
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David
Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54484
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Dwight
I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54485
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Erin
He's in the bathroom.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54486
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Dwight
Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54487
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Erin
Of course.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54488
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Dwight
Yeah! Okay. Hey David, I'm back.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54489
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Erin
Eat it Stanley!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54490
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Dwight
So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54491
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David
No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54492
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Dwight
Her name?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54493
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Phyllis
No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54494
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Dwight
Shhh! Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54495
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David
Good luck!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54496
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Dwight
Good luck to you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54497
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Phyllis
Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54498
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Dwight
That is a damnable lie. I love women.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54499
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Phyllis
Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her 'gy-na' for your entire meeting.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54500
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Nellie
Ew. That's not good.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54501
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Phyllis
Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54502
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Dwight
'Gy-na' said that?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54503
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Phyllis
Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54504
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Meredith
Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54505
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Creed
I miss Clinton.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54506
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Pam
Can you go instead?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54507
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Jim
I can't. I have the thing.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54508
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Jim
I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54509
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Pete
Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54510
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Guys in breakroom
[laughter]
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54511
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Kevin
Nice!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54512
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Pete
Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54513
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Clark
So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54514
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Darryl
Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54515
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Toby
I have very fertile hair glands.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54516
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Toby
I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54517
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Clark
God!
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54518
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Toby
We even go to lunch, pick up babes.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54519
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Toby
Smile if you love men's prostates.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54520
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Angela
Hi.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54521
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Oscar
Hi.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54522
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Angela
Spring cleaning?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54523
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Oscar
More like fall cleaning.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54524
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Angela
I think the senator is having an affair.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54525
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Oscar
This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... what?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54526
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Angela
I think the senator is having an affair.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54527
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Oscar
I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54528
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Angela
When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54529
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Oscar
Oh, I'm sure ...that's nothing.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54530
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Angela
And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54531
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Oscar
Angela, Blake's also a guy's name so he... may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake. So nothing to worry about. Huh. Blake. Who is Blake?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54532
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Angela
I don't know.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54533
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Oscar
I just never heard about the senator and yoga...
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54534
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Angela
Right.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54535
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Oscar
From you. I'm sure it's probably nothing. But what's with the yoga already?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54536
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Angela
Right?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54537
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Oscar
And Blake! All right Angela, calm down! We need to go check this out.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54538
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Angela
What?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54539
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Oscar
Angela, I'll go with you.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54540
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Phyllis
So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54541
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Dwight
Okay. With pleasure. Get ready to learn a few new tricks, old dog.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54542
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Pam
You've got this Schrute.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54543
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Phyllis
Okay, you just walked into her office and begin.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54544
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54545
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Erin
Hello.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54546
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Dwight
May I please speak to your boss?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54547
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Phyllis
No, she is the boss.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54548
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Erin
I am? Hmm.. Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54549
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Dwight
Okay, this isn't working for me, 'cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54550
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Erin
He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54551
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Pam
Oh, I'll be the buyer.
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54552
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Dwight
[sighing]
Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54553