Dwight Schrute: “The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your…”
Dwight
The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing 'the White Whale'. Look at all that sweet blubber.