Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 21, in script order. First aired May 2, 2013.
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Andy
Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58805
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Angela
This is Angela. Oh. Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. Uh, how can I help you? Did my rent check not clear? Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. So if there's a problem it's clearly on your end. And'oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Then... um' what is this about? No, no. Hey, hey! No, you are out of line Miss Polodnikovski. No, no you are. No you are! Evicted? Fine! I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway! Listen, I get my security deposit back. Yes, I do. This is not fair! That is not fair! Well, you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin that Animal Control should've taken you away. That is very unladylike! You are disgusting!
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58806
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Kevin
What do you think that was about?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58807
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Andy
David. I lost the Scranton White Pages account. Do you have any idea how much paper that is? And I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight. I did it out of spite.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58808
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David Wallace
We put the past behind us, though, Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58809
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Andy
What if I told you that I hate you and I hate this company?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58810
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David Wallace
Enough, Andy. Enough!
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58811
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Andy
Just stop forgiving me, David, please? This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. What if I took a dump on your new car?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58812
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David Wallace
Oh my god.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58813
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Andy
Eleanor Roosevelt once said 'the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' I think she's right. I feel calm now. I feel, like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58814
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Angela
Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58815
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58816
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Angela
What are you doing?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58817
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Andy
Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom. So it don't squash my knickety-knacks on top.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58818
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Angela
Yeah, okay. That's not what I mean. You don't have to leave because you said you would. Don't let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It's not worth it.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58819
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Andy
Wow. Angela. What we had was great, and, honestly I think about it a lot too'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58820
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Angela
Ugh.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58821
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Andy
But I just'it's in the past. And I feel like we shouldn't'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58822
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Angela
No, that's not'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58823
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Andy
Rehash'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58824
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Angela
No, none'No, stop. It's just'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58825
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Andy
Exactly.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58826
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Angela
Okay. Well, have a good trip. Good luck, Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58827
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Andy
Thanks, Angela. You too.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58828
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Angela
Thanks.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58829
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Andy
A-bridge, a-burnt. No turning back now. Everybody, Lorelai and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58830
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Nellie
Oh, good lord.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58831
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Stanley
Can't you just leave?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58832
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Jim
You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice goodbye.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58833
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Andy
Tuna, I'm a performer. And perform I shall.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58834
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Dwight
You okay?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58835
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Angela
It's just a really nice song.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58836
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Kevin
Awesome!
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58837
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Phyllis
Who knows? Maybe Andy will make it. He's not terrible.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58838
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Stanley
Yeah. And people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58839
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Phyllis
No, he's good.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58840
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Stanley
He was good.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58841
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Oscar
Good night, Kevin.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58842
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Kevin
Night, Oscar.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58843
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Oscar
Tents? Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58844
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Angela
Well, I've changed my mind.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58845
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Oscar
Wait a minute. You're not thinking of living in a'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58846
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Angela
Oh, god, could you just mind your own business?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58847
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Oscar
Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You are not going to live in a tent.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58848
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Angela
Oh, god.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58849
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Oscar
Come stay with me.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58850
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Angela
You don't want me at your place.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58851
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Oscar
I do. Yes. Not forever. But until you get back on your feet. Which won't be long. It's the least I could do.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58852
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Angela
Well'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58853
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Oscar
Separate bathrooms.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58854
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Angela
Thank you.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58855
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Oscar
You're welcome. Let's go get Phillip. Then we'll get your stuff'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58856
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Angela
Okay.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58857
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Oscar
And get you the hell outta that place.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58858
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Angela
Are you allowed to have pets?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58859
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Oscar
Oh, Angela.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58860
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Dwight
Yesterday I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel. Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt. It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58861
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Darryl
You talk to Wade and Colin?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58862
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Jim
No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58863
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Darryl
We got an offer on the table.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58864
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Jim
What kind of offer?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58865
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Darryl
A buyout.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58866
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Jim
What?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58867
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Darryl
We're in play, baby.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58868
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Jim
Oh, my god!
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58869
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Darryl
We did it! Hey, and look, the buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play, so get this: they're gonna pay for us to go pitch out west. We talking Spurs, the Jazz, Cowboys. Blake Griffin, baby.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58870
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Jim
Wow, that is' wow.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58871
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Darryl
Yeah, we did it.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58872
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Jim
Yeah, we did. Hey, how long'how long do we think that's gonna take?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58873
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Darryl
Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58874
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Jim
Oh, man. Yeah, I can't do it.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58875
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Darryl
Can't do what?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58876
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Jim
This, man. I can't do this to Pam.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58877
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Darryl
No, no, Jim. This is different. This is everything.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58878
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Jim
I know. And I can't do it.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58879
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Angela
So is your place all bachelor-slobby and gross?
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58880
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Oscar
No, it's neat and tasteful, like most gay men's homes. The stereotype holds up.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58881
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Angela
I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58882
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Oscar
Angela, you just were'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58883
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Angela
I love him.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58884
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Oscar
I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on. You'you can't'
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58885
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Angela
No, not the senator. I love Dwight.
Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58886