Every line from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.
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Jim
I wasn't here that day.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47485
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Pam
Yes you were.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47486
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Jim
No- Ok. Well, we'll talk about it later. Straussburg! I had a meeting in Straussburg and I dropped you off beforehand. I was wearing a tan shirt with stripes?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47487
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Pam
I don't think so, babe.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47488
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Jim
Ok, this is crazy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47489
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Jim
I have never played squash. But I have seen it in countless 80's movies and it seems like the most common mistake is that you serve too hard and hit yourself right in the squash balls. So, as long as I don't do that, I think I'll be alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47490
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Robert
Eleven love. I win again.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47491
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Jim
Good game. You are a worthy opponent. You wanna play one more?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47492
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Robert
I don't think so.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47493
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Jim
No? Come on.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47494
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Robert
Why? Not only are you terrible at squash, but you don't even seem to enjoy it. Jim, this is not enough of a challenge for me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47495
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Jim
Well, that is... because you didn't realize that... I was left-handed.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47496
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Darryl
What are you doing here, Gabe?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47497
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Gabe
Well Darryl, considering that I basically own the place, I'm just chillin' at mi casa. This is me, in repose..I suppose.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47498
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Gabe
You know, there's this expression: Bro's before Ho's. And what that's short for is brothers before whores. Uh, I don't buy that. I would throw any brother under the bus for any whore. Woman.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47499
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Andy
Robert, do you wanna smoke pipes during our meeting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47500
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Robert
Let's wait, until we have something to smoke about.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47501
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Andy
Yes. Of course. Erin..[throws pipes at Erin]
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47502
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Dwight
Hey, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47503
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Andy
Yeah?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47504
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Dwight
Maybe I could sit in on this one with you? You know, that way I can cover you in case you need to urinate or you just want another opinion, or defecate...
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47505
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Andy
I don't think so.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47506
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Dwight
Well I just thought with my new increased responsibilities and all...
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47507
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Andy
Yeah. I'm still figuring out the two man bobsled here, so let's hold off on the D-man for now.
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