"Doomsday" Quotes (page 4)

Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.

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  1. Jim

    I wasn't here that day.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47485

  2. Pam

    Yes you were.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47486

  3. Jim

    No- Ok. Well, we'll talk about it later. Straussburg! I had a meeting in Straussburg and I dropped you off beforehand. I was wearing a tan shirt with stripes?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47487

  4. Pam

    I don't think so, babe.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47488

  5. Jim

    Ok, this is crazy.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47489

  6. Jim

    I have never played squash. But I have seen it in countless 80's movies and it seems like the most common mistake is that you serve too hard and hit yourself right in the squash balls. So, as long as I don't do that, I think I'll be alright.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47490

  7. Robert

    Eleven love. I win again.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47491

  8. Jim

    Good game. You are a worthy opponent. You wanna play one more?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47492

  9. Robert

    I don't think so.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47493

  10. Jim

    No? Come on.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47494

  11. Robert

    Why? Not only are you terrible at squash, but you don't even seem to enjoy it. Jim, this is not enough of a challenge for me.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47495

  12. Jim

    Well, that is... because you didn't realize that... I was left-handed.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47496

  13. Darryl

    What are you doing here, Gabe?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47497

  14. Gabe

    Well Darryl, considering that I basically own the place, I'm just chillin' at mi casa. This is me, in repose..I suppose.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47498

  15. Gabe

    You know, there's this expression: Bro's before Ho's. And what that's short for is brothers before whores. Uh, I don't buy that. I would throw any brother under the bus for any whore. Woman.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47499

  16. Andy

    Robert, do you wanna smoke pipes during our meeting?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47500

  17. Robert

    Let's wait, until we have something to smoke about.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47501

  18. Andy

    Yes. Of course. Erin..[throws pipes at Erin]

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47502

  19. Dwight

    Hey, Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47503

  20. Andy

    Yeah?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47504

  21. Dwight

    Maybe I could sit in on this one with you? You know, that way I can cover you in case you need to urinate or you just want another opinion, or defecate...

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47505

  22. Andy

    I don't think so.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47506

  23. Dwight

    Well I just thought with my new increased responsibilities and all...

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47507

  24. Andy

    Yeah. I'm still figuring out the two man bobsled here, so let's hold off on the D-man for now.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47508