Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.
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Jim
I wasn't here that day.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47485
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Pam
Yes you were.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47486
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Jim
No- Ok. Well, we'll talk about it later. Straussburg! I had a meeting in Straussburg and I dropped you off beforehand. I was wearing a tan shirt with stripes?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47487
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Pam
I don't think so, babe.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47488
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Jim
Ok, this is crazy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47489
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Jim
I have never played squash. But I have seen it in countless 80's movies and it seems like the most common mistake is that you serve too hard and hit yourself right in the squash balls. So, as long as I don't do that, I think I'll be alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47490
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Robert
Eleven love. I win again.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47491
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Jim
Good game. You are a worthy opponent. You wanna play one more?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47492
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Robert
I don't think so.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47493
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Jim
No? Come on.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47494
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Robert
Why? Not only are you terrible at squash, but you don't even seem to enjoy it. Jim, this is not enough of a challenge for me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47495
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Jim
Well, that is... because you didn't realize that... I was left-handed.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47496
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Darryl
What are you doing here, Gabe?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47497
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Gabe
Well Darryl, considering that I basically own the place, I'm just chillin' at mi casa. This is me, in repose..I suppose.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47498
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Gabe
You know, there's this expression: Bro's before Ho's. And what that's short for is brothers before whores. Uh, I don't buy that. I would throw any brother under the bus for any whore. Woman.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47499
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Andy
Robert, do you wanna smoke pipes during our meeting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47500
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Robert
Let's wait, until we have something to smoke about.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47501
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Andy
Yes. Of course. Erin..[throws pipes at Erin]
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47502
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Dwight
Hey, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47503
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Andy
Yeah?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47504
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Dwight
Maybe I could sit in on this one with you? You know, that way I can cover you in case you need to urinate or you just want another opinion, or defecate...
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47505
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Andy
I don't think so.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47506
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Dwight
Well I just thought with my new increased responsibilities and all...
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47507
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Andy
Yeah. I'm still figuring out the two man bobsled here, so let's hold off on the D-man for now.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47508