Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.
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Robert
I'll see you next week Will.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47385
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Jim
Robert.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47386
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Robert
Jim what are you'What a surprise.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47387
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Jim
Yeah, well, you know just had a meeting. Squash meeting.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47388
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Robert
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47389
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Jim
You up for a game?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47390
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Robert
A game or a match?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47391
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Jim
Exactly. Here we go. Let's do it.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47392
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Pam
Are you okay, Kevin?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47393
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Andy
Where you going?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47394
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Dwight
In. I'm hungry.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47395
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Pam
Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47396
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Dwight
Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47397
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Pam
Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47398
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Dwight
This is the new addition, built my Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47399
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Val
That's too much Doodle and not enough Lab.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47400
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Darryl
Yeah, when are they gonna do a Labradoodle that's just Lab?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47401
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Val
That's what I'm sayin'.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47402
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Gabe
Hey. You're welcome.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47403
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Val
Thanks for the coffee.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47404
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Gabe
So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47405
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Val
Are you asking me on a date?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47406
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Gabe
Yes, I am.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47407
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Val
Because I don't date coworkers. It's not personal, it's a matter of policy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47408
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Gabe
I could quit. Problem solved.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47409
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Val
Don't quit.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47410
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Darryl
Good policy. Sensible. Smart.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47411
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Jim
Alright. Serving. Serving. Serving. Serving.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47412
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Robert
In the box.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47413
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Jim
In the box.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47414
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Oscar
Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4:45. There's only 15 minutes left.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47415
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Angela
Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47416
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Oscar
I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47417
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Stanley
I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47418
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Oscar
It's not that funny.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47419
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Erin
Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47420
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Pam
Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47421
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Dwight
Did you just have a stroke, Pam? It's 'Nobody's perfect.' Nice stroke, Pam.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47422
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Pam
No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47423
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Dwight
I hadn't heard that before, that's, that's funny.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47424
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Andy
Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47425
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Pam
You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47426
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Dwight
Any specific animal?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47427
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Pam
I'm thinking cow-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47428
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Dwight
Don't say cow- Ugh.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47429
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Andy
What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47430
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Pam
Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47431
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Andy
That's insane!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47432
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Pam
Just trust me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47433
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Andy
Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47434
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Pam
I got this.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47435
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Andy
Enngh-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47436
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Pam
Hahhh, thanks for everything.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47437
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Dwight
Sive drafely.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47438
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Kevin
Isn't it supposed to be, 'Drive safely'?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47439
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Jim
Is that my phone?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47440
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Robert
Sounded like mine.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47441
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Jim
Nah, I think it's mine. Lemme just check real quick, here. Alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47442
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Robert
Well, it's mine. You took it out of my bag.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47443
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Jim
Oh, oh yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47444
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Robert
Can I have it?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47445
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Jim
Yes. Right now? Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47446
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Robert
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47447
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Jim
Here you go.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47448
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Robert
Whoa, no, wait, wait, wait, whoa.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47449
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Robert
ha, Jesus.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47450
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Jim
Awww, sorry. Did it break?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47451
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Robert
Nah, it's good.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47452
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Jim
You sure?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47453
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Robert
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47454
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Jim
What kinda iPhone is that?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47455
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Robert
It's the standard one. The one everyone has.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47456
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Jim
Oh yeah. I have the one that nobody has. Is there anything interesting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47457
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Robert
It depends Jim. Do you find one-day only Jet Blue sales to Buffalo interesting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47458
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Jim
Ha ha. No, I don't. No, I don't. Alright, well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this, so-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47459
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Robert
My serve!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47460
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Pam
Dwight stopped the device!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47461
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Andy
Oh!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47462
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47463
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Erin
Haho!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47464
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Oscar
He stopped it!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47465
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Ryan
Oh! We still have our jobs.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47466
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Dwight
They're not my favorite people in the world. I wouldn't even call them friends. They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen. God, I'm gonna have to work with them forever, aren't I?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47467
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Robert
Take it easy. Nice and easy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47468
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Jim
Ah! Classic, right?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47469
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Robert
Oo!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47470
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Jim
I'm alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47471
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Robert
You alright?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47472
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Jim
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47473
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Robert
Skinned knee.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47474
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Jim
Yep. Ah. Oh.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47475
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Robert
Oo, a little ice on that maybe.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47476
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Jim
Yeah. That does not feel good.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47477
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Robert
Okay. My serve.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47478
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Andy
Let's not make any mistakes today. Or at least no more than four.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47479
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Stanley
This doomsday device sounds like a scare tactic to me. Y2K all over again.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47480
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Stanley
Oh, I was all about the Y2K bug. Paid some guy to update my PC, threw out my microwave, canceled my plane ticket, sold all my stocks, spent New Year's Eve with a gas mask on my face. I was even wearing a diaper! Someone said Y2K would get the toilets.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47481
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Pam
This could be real. Dwight's pretty handy with computers. He fixed my laptop once.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47482
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Jim
Ok, he didn't fix it. The brightness level was all the way down.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47483
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Pam
You couldn't fix it.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47484