Every line from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.
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Robert
I'll see you next week Will.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47385
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Jim
Robert.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47386
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Robert
Jim what are you'What a surprise.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47387
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Jim
Yeah, well, you know just had a meeting. Squash meeting.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47388
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Robert
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47389
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Jim
You up for a game?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47390
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Robert
A game or a match?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47391
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Jim
Exactly. Here we go. Let's do it.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47392
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Pam
Are you okay, Kevin?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47393
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Andy
Where you going?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47394
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Dwight
In. I'm hungry.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47395
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Pam
Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47396
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Dwight
Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47397
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Pam
Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47398
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Dwight
This is the new addition, built my Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47399
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Val
That's too much Doodle and not enough Lab.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47400
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Darryl
Yeah, when are they gonna do a Labradoodle that's just Lab?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47401
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Val
That's what I'm sayin'.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47402
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Gabe
Hey. You're welcome.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47403
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Val
Thanks for the coffee.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47404
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Gabe
So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47405
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Val
Are you asking me on a date?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47406
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Gabe
Yes, I am.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47407
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Val
Because I don't date coworkers. It's not personal, it's a matter of policy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47408
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Gabe
I could quit. Problem solved.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47409
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Val
Don't quit.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47410
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Darryl
Good policy. Sensible. Smart.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47411
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Jim
Alright. Serving. Serving. Serving. Serving.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47412
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Robert
In the box.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47413
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Jim
In the box.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47414
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Oscar
Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4:45. There's only 15 minutes left.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47415
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Angela
Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47416
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Oscar
I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47417
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Stanley
I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47418
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Oscar
It's not that funny.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47419
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Erin
Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47420
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Pam
Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47421
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Dwight
Did you just have a stroke, Pam? It's 'Nobody's perfect.' Nice stroke, Pam.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47422
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Pam
No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47423
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Dwight
I hadn't heard that before, that's, that's funny.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47424
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Andy
Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47425
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Pam
You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47426
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Dwight
Any specific animal?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47427
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Pam
I'm thinking cow-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47428
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Dwight
Don't say cow- Ugh.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47429
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Andy
What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47430
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Pam
Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47431
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Andy
That's insane!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47432
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Pam
Just trust me.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47433
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Andy
Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47434
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Pam
I got this.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47435
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Andy
Enngh-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47436
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Pam
Hahhh, thanks for everything.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47437
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Dwight
Sive drafely.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47438
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Kevin
Isn't it supposed to be, 'Drive safely'?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47439
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Jim
Is that my phone?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47440
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Robert
Sounded like mine.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47441
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Jim
Nah, I think it's mine. Lemme just check real quick, here. Alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47442
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Robert
Well, it's mine. You took it out of my bag.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47443
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Jim
Oh, oh yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47444
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Robert
Can I have it?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47445
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Jim
Yes. Right now? Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47446
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Robert
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47447
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Jim
Here you go.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47448
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Robert
Whoa, no, wait, wait, wait, whoa.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47449
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Robert
ha, Jesus.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47450
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Jim
Awww, sorry. Did it break?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47451
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Robert
Nah, it's good.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47452
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Jim
You sure?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47453
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Robert
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47454
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Jim
What kinda iPhone is that?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47455
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Robert
It's the standard one. The one everyone has.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47456
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Jim
Oh yeah. I have the one that nobody has. Is there anything interesting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47457
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Robert
It depends Jim. Do you find one-day only Jet Blue sales to Buffalo interesting?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47458
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Jim
Ha ha. No, I don't. No, I don't. Alright, well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this, so-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47459
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Robert
My serve!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47460
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Pam
Dwight stopped the device!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47461
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Andy
Oh!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47462
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47463
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Erin
Haho!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47464
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Oscar
He stopped it!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47465
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Ryan
Oh! We still have our jobs.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47466
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Dwight
They're not my favorite people in the world. I wouldn't even call them friends. They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen. God, I'm gonna have to work with them forever, aren't I?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47467
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Robert
Take it easy. Nice and easy.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47468
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Jim
Ah! Classic, right?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47469
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Robert
Oo!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47470
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Jim
I'm alright.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47471
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Robert
You alright?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47472
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Jim
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47473
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Robert
Skinned knee.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47474
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Jim
Yep. Ah. Oh.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47475
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Robert
Oo, a little ice on that maybe.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47476
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Jim
Yeah. That does not feel good.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47477
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Robert
Okay. My serve.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47478
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Andy
Let's not make any mistakes today. Or at least no more than four.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47479
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Stanley
This doomsday device sounds like a scare tactic to me. Y2K all over again.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47480
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Stanley
Oh, I was all about the Y2K bug. Paid some guy to update my PC, threw out my microwave, canceled my plane ticket, sold all my stocks, spent New Year's Eve with a gas mask on my face. I was even wearing a diaper! Someone said Y2K would get the toilets.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47481
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Pam
This could be real. Dwight's pretty handy with computers. He fixed my laptop once.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47482
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Jim
Ok, he didn't fix it. The brightness level was all the way down.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47483
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Pam
You couldn't fix it.
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