"Doomsday" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 8, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 3, 2011.

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  1. Robert

    I'll see you next week Will.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47385

  2. Jim

    Robert.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47386

  3. Robert

    Jim what are you'What a surprise.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47387

  4. Jim

    Yeah, well, you know just had a meeting. Squash meeting.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47388

  5. Robert

    Yeah.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47389

  6. Jim

    You up for a game?

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  7. Robert

    A game or a match?

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  8. Jim

    Exactly. Here we go. Let's do it.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47392

  9. Pam

    Are you okay, Kevin?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47393

  10. Andy

    Where you going?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47394

  11. Dwight

    In. I'm hungry.

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  12. Pam

    Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.

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  13. Dwight

    Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47397

  14. Pam

    Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47398

  15. Dwight

    This is the new addition, built my Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.

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  16. Val

    That's too much Doodle and not enough Lab.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47400

  17. Darryl

    Yeah, when are they gonna do a Labradoodle that's just Lab?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47401

  18. Val

    That's what I'm sayin'.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47402

  19. Gabe

    Hey. You're welcome.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47403

  20. Val

    Thanks for the coffee.

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  21. Gabe

    So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.

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  22. Val

    Are you asking me on a date?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47406

  23. Gabe

    Yes, I am.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47407

  24. Val

    Because I don't date coworkers. It's not personal, it's a matter of policy.

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  25. Gabe

    I could quit. Problem solved.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47409

  26. Val

    Don't quit.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47410

  27. Darryl

    Good policy. Sensible. Smart.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47411

  28. Jim

    Alright. Serving. Serving. Serving. Serving.

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  29. Robert

    In the box.

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  30. Jim

    In the box.

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  31. Oscar

    Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4:45. There's only 15 minutes left.

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  32. Angela

    Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47416

  33. Oscar

    I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47417

  34. Stanley

    I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47418

  35. Oscar

    It's not that funny.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47419

  36. Erin

    Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47420

  37. Pam

    Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47421

  38. Dwight

    Did you just have a stroke, Pam? It's 'Nobody's perfect.' Nice stroke, Pam.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47422

  39. Pam

    No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47423

  40. Dwight

    I hadn't heard that before, that's, that's funny.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47424

  41. Andy

    Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-

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  42. Pam

    You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47426

  43. Dwight

    Any specific animal?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47427

  44. Pam

    I'm thinking cow-

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47428

  45. Dwight

    Don't say cow- Ugh.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47429

  46. Andy

    What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47430

  47. Pam

    Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47431

  48. Andy

    That's insane!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47432

  49. Pam

    Just trust me.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47433

  50. Andy

    Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47434

  51. Pam

    I got this.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47435

  52. Andy

    Enngh-

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47436

  53. Pam

    Hahhh, thanks for everything.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47437

  54. Dwight

    Sive drafely.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47438

  55. Kevin

    Isn't it supposed to be, 'Drive safely'?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47439

  56. Jim

    Is that my phone?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47440

  57. Robert

    Sounded like mine.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47441

  58. Jim

    Nah, I think it's mine. Lemme just check real quick, here. Alright.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47442

  59. Robert

    Well, it's mine. You took it out of my bag.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47443

  60. Jim

    Oh, oh yeah.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47444

  61. Robert

    Can I have it?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47445

  62. Jim

    Yes. Right now? Yes.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47446

  63. Robert

    Yep.

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  64. Jim

    Here you go.

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  65. Robert

    Whoa, no, wait, wait, wait, whoa.

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  66. Robert

    ha, Jesus.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47450

  67. Jim

    Awww, sorry. Did it break?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47451

  68. Robert

    Nah, it's good.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47452

  69. Jim

    You sure?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47453

  70. Robert

    Yeah.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47454

  71. Jim

    What kinda iPhone is that?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47455

  72. Robert

    It's the standard one. The one everyone has.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47456

  73. Jim

    Oh yeah. I have the one that nobody has. Is there anything interesting?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47457

  74. Robert

    It depends Jim. Do you find one-day only Jet Blue sales to Buffalo interesting?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47458

  75. Jim

    Ha ha. No, I don't. No, I don't. Alright, well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this, so-

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  76. Robert

    My serve!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47460

  77. Pam

    Dwight stopped the device!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47461

  78. Andy

    Oh!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47462

  79. Kevin

    Yes!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47463

  80. Erin

    Haho!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47464

  81. Oscar

    He stopped it!

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47465

  82. Ryan

    Oh! We still have our jobs.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47466

  83. Dwight

    They're not my favorite people in the world. I wouldn't even call them friends. They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen. God, I'm gonna have to work with them forever, aren't I?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47467

  84. Robert

    Take it easy. Nice and easy.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47468

  85. Jim

    Ah! Classic, right?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47469

  86. Robert

    Oo!

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  87. Jim

    I'm alright.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47471

  88. Robert

    You alright?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47472

  89. Jim

    Yep.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47473

  90. Robert

    Skinned knee.

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  91. Jim

    Yep. Ah. Oh.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47475

  92. Robert

    Oo, a little ice on that maybe.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47476

  93. Jim

    Yeah. That does not feel good.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47477

  94. Robert

    Okay. My serve.

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  95. Andy

    Let's not make any mistakes today. Or at least no more than four.

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Line 47479

  96. Stanley

    This doomsday device sounds like a scare tactic to me. Y2K all over again.

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  97. Stanley

    Oh, I was all about the Y2K bug. Paid some guy to update my PC, threw out my microwave, canceled my plane ticket, sold all my stocks, spent New Year's Eve with a gas mask on my face. I was even wearing a diaper! Someone said Y2K would get the toilets.

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  98. Pam

    This could be real. Dwight's pretty handy with computers. He fixed my laptop once.

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  99. Jim

    Ok, he didn't fix it. The brightness level was all the way down.

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  100. Pam

    You couldn't fix it.

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