Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 29, 2011.
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Andy
Sure.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46290
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Jim
1870's...
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46291
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Andy
Thanks T-Dog.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46292
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Ryan
T-Dog?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46293
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Toby
I thought I was T-Dog.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46294
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Jim
Nope, he means tuna dog.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46295
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Andy
Tuna dog!
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46296
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Andy
I thought the plane was flying pretty well on auto-pilot. And then Robert California ran into the cockpit with a gun and he was like 'Fly this plane to Cuba, and on the way bomb Texas' Well I don't know how to get there. Or even how to fly, even. And I don't have any bombs.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46297
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Erin
Hey. Maybe it'd help to just talk it over. Over a cup of cool old tea.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46298
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46299
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Erin
What if you were to just start with your ideas about how to double profits. Just say them all and maybe one of them will rise to the top.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46300
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Andy
I don't have any ideas though.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46301
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Erin
Well I have an idea.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46302
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Andy
You do?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46303
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Erin
What if Dunder Mifflin were to take on 15-20 foster kids? You'd get huge checks from the government and honestly they would be ecstatic to live in the warehouse. It would be like Hogwart's.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46304
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Andy
Yeah....I don't think that's legal. It's a nice thought though. What is this?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46305
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Erin
I just wanted to say congratulations on your new job, officially.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46306
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Andy
You didn't have to do that.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46307
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Erin
I saw it at the checkout counter, it made me think of you. I don't know why. I made it into a key chain.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46308
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Andy
You're the only person who's congratulated me.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46309