Every line from The Office season 8, episode 16, in script order. First aired February 23, 2012.
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Nellie
I will see you in seven-
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50555
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Dwight
Seven minutes.' Nellie, wait. Let me write my room number on the card..
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50556
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Dwight
Win at all costs, don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America, and before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50557
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Angela
1434-967, paid.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50558
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Darryl
It has been processed.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50559
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Val
It has been delivered.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50560
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Pam
That's it, last one.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50561
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Kelly
Andy this has been an amazing night. Epic.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50562
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Andy
Cool-down fiesta begins right now. I got decaf coffee'
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50563
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Phyllis
No way.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50564
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Andy
I got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion'
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50565
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Val
Hey. I just wanted to apologize. I mean, that was so weird. Can we just, like, never talk about it again?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50566
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Darryl
Sure.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50567
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Val
Okay, thanks.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50568
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Darryl
Hey, just so you know, me and you' I don't think that's ridiculous' Dot, dot, dot' dot, dot.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50569
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Jim
All right. Now I think it's time for you to go.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50570
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Cathy
What? Oh, Jim, I thought we talked about this. You're cool, right?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50571
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Jim
Cathy, go.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50572
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Dwight
Where's the bug?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50573
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Jim
Awesome.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50574
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Dwight
Stand back!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50575
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Cathy
Aah! Stop, it, oh my god! That burns! what is that?!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50576
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Dwight
It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off the maid's cart!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50577
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Cathy
[coughs and moans]
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50578
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Jim
Right there!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50579
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Cathy
Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50580
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Jim
Oh, big one! Big one! Really big one!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50581
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Cathy
I can't breathe!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50582
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Dwight
I think I saw it!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50583
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Cathy
Stop it!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50584
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Jim
Nice job, I think you got 'em.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50585
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Dwight
You can't stay here, this place is a biohazard. If I were you, I'd just bunk with Cathy.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50586
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Jim
[Jim face]
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50587
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Dwight
Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50588
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Jim
Oh yeah? What's the first best?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50589
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Nellie
Dwight? Hello? Dwight?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50590
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Jim
Is that Nellie?
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50591
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Dwight
Don't let-shh!
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50592
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Nellie
Are you in there? I can see the light on under your door. Hello? Oh, look at that. The light went off, just as I said the light went on. Hello? Dwight? Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50593