"Special Project" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 8, episode 14, in script order. First aired February 9, 2012.

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Pam

I think you need to go to Florida.

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Jim

I think you're right.

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Pam

It's only for three weeks, you know with my mom and sister at the house it'll be..

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Jim

Total nightmare.

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Pam

I was going to say good because I'll have all the help I need?

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Jim

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're incredibly helpful, you're lucky to have them. I mean with them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone.

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Pam

Exactly.

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Dwight

Well, No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?

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Andy

Tuns, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.

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Dwight

I wouldn't say that...it's a bit much.

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Jim

You know Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.

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Dwight

Jim is essential to th-

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Jim

Hold on, just wanna get it on camera.

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Dwight

Andy, Jim is just too...essen-...

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Jim

Essential.

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Dwight

This is stupid! Cut.

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Jim

Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.

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Dwight

He doesn't even want to go.

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Jim

Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down so I think that's gonna make us roomates.

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Dwight

Oh my god.

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Jim

Hey, quick question: Do you shower at night or in the morning? Cause I wanna shower when you're showering. Save some water.

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Andy

OK, listen up everyone, here's who's going to Florida: Kathy..

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Dwight

What?

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Andy

'.Stanley..

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Dwight

No.

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Andy

...Ryan...

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Dwight

No!

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Andy

...Erin...

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Dwight

(Bleep)

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Andy

...And, Jim.

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Dwight

You've gotta be (bleep)-ing kidding me. Ok. Ok, Florida group, welcome to the team. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dwight

Let's go, step it up you runts. You infants, let's move.

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Stanley

Why is it so hot in here?

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Dwight

Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice temperate Florida morning. Eighty-five degrees, seventy-five percent humidity. This is the exact environment you will be facing for the next three weeks of your life. Welcome to special projects orientation. The next three weeks of your life are gonna be the most miserable you've ever faced. They're gonna be hard, they're gonna be dirty. You're gonna wish you were dead.

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Ryan

But...

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Dwight

But? There's not buts. That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed, you wanna stay here?

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Ryan

No no, I want to go.

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Dwight

Cause if any of you would prefer to stay here, all you need to do is ring this bell.

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Jim

Is that the buzzer from Taboo?

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Dwight

SHUT UP MAGGOT! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, RING THE BELL! RING IT! Ring it.

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Dwight

How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance?

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Stanley

How did a mosquito get in here?

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Dwight

I released three hundred mosquitoes in the conference room, just temporarily. When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes.

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Dwight

Yes, when he brushes your soft supple cheeks with his worn leathery hands and says 'I'm gonna make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt' unless you ring this bell. Ring it! Ring the bell. You wanna spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? Huh? Do you? Ring it! Wha-, oh. What was that?

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Jim

Mosquito.

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Dwight

Orientation is over.

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Nate

Oh Darryl, hey.

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Darryl

Hey what's up? You called?

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Nate

Yeah, you know I, I felt really terrible that you got me these lovely gloves and I didn't get you anything...

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Darryl

It's cool really.

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Nate

No, it's anything but cool. Now I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but uh, here goes.

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Darryl

'This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack'

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Nate

Yeah, they're Nate coupons. Or Nate-pons. And they're all different. Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum, anytime, any place. I'll find you.

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Darryl

Thanks. Nice flowers.

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Val

Thanks, they're from my mom.

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Darryl

Your mom?

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Val

Yeah.

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Darryl

Uh. So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address? Real deep voiced woman?

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Val

Yeah, that's her.

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Darryl

She said her name was Brandon, I think. Your mom's name is Brandon?

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Val

Yeah Darryl, my mom's name is Brandon.

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Darryl

Then I guess I figured out where I stand. This is a love beanie.

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Dwight

Ok, Florida team, let's reconvene.

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Erin

I'm going to Florida.....and I'm not coming back.

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Dwight

So Sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate.

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Jim

So, what is this special project?

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Dwight

Basically Sabre has tasked us with helping them branch into the retail marketplace. They want to set up their own version of an Apple store.

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Jim

That sounds awesome.

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Dwight

It did, it did.

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Ryan

You know what might be great? Is if instead of a genius bar we have a lounge area where people can ask questions about the product with other customers who liked it.

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Erin

Yeah. And they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers before they see you so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. Like a coat check. Oh, don't write it down unless you like it.

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Dwight

Oh, I like it.

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Ryan

It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party. So I think our question is: How do we make this a better party?

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Dwight

No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. They need to be all business. Let all the other stores look like a toy store.

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Ryan

Right. Think different, from Apple.

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Jim

Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us?

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Dwight

Yes. What are my expectations for the group?

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Dwight

I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player, Ryan, who is capable of surprises, Erin, an excellent follower and Kathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. And, well, Jim. Under the right manager, that's not a bad team. Perfectinschlag.

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Kelly

I don't know how I'm going to live here without you.

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Ryan

Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? I just realized I'm not going to need it down there.

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Kelly

Yes, I will take your coat. And I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it because it smells like you.

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Ryan

No, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair.

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Pam

Alright

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Jim

Bye.

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Pam

Bye. Call me when you land.

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Jim

I will.

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Andy

Safe travels.

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Erin

Goodbye for a very very long time.

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Andy

Oh, K. It's only three weeks.

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Kathy

All expenses paid. Yeah, Jim's gonna be there. Their marriage is not good. Nobody knows better than me. Definitely we will. It's three weeks in Tallahassee, what else is there to do?

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