Dwight Schrute: “Yes, when he brushes your soft supple cheeks with his worn leathery hands and says 'I'm gonna make…”

Dwight

Yes, when he brushes your soft supple cheeks with his worn leathery hands and says 'I'm gonna make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt' unless you ring this bell. Ring it! Ring the bell. You wanna spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? Huh? Do you? Ring it! Wha-, oh. What was that?

Dwight Schrute in “Special Project” · Season 8, episode 14 · Line 49963

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