"WUPHF.com" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 9, in script order. First aired November 18, 2010.

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  1. Jim

    [puts his phone in his coffee mug and calls Gabe]

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  2. Gabe

    Gabe Lewis.

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  3. Jo Bennett

    [Jim's edited version of her book on tape]: Now listen here, Gabe, you're too fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat. I made some changes to my book. See if you like them.

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  4. Gabe

    Well, Jo--

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  5. Jo Bennett

    Now, I love reading, and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard. Chapter One. I was born, not into luxary, nor poverty. But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My Father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Stree and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my--

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  6. Jim

    All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.

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  7. Jo Bennett

    I've always been a fighter. And Fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard--

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